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Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
- Horror Stories
- By: Stephen King - introduction, Richard Matheson
- Narrated by: Julia Campbell, Richard Powers, Malcolm Hillgartner, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,133
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Performance965
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Much of Richard Matheson's work has found its way into pop culture: The title story became a memorable episode of television's The Twilight Zone, and more recently, Will Smith starred in the blockbuster movie I Am Legend. Stephen King has declared Matheson to be one of his favorite writers. Find out why as you listen to the classic horror story of a man who peers out of his airplane window to see a gremlin destroying the wing.
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Waste of a credit
- By Randall on 01-10-10
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Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
- Horror Stories
- Narrated by: Julia Campbell, Richard Powers, Malcolm Hillgartner, Arte Johnson, Jay Karnes, Ray Porter, Yuri Rasovsky, Lorna Raver
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 06-18-09
- Language: English
- Fiction · Anthologies · Scary
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Bad Monkey
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2,518
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Performance2,223
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Story2,228
A wickedly funny novel from the New York Times bestselling author of Squeeze Me in which the greedy, the corrupt, and the degraders of what’s left of pristine Florida—now, of the Bahamas as well—get their comeuppance. “[A] comedic marvel … [Hiaasen] hasn’t written a novel this funny...
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Flame-out fail
- By Lars on 06-16-13
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Bad Monkey
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 06-11-13
- Language: English
- Crime · Mystery · Fiction
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V Wars
- A Chronicle of the Vampire Wars
- By: Jonathan Maberry, John Everson, Yvonne Navarro, and others
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Gabrielle de Cuir, Roxanne Hernadez, and others
- Length: 18 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,332
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Performance1,218
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Story1,217
In this sweeping, threaded narrative of the global phenomenon known as the Vampire Wars, mankind is unwittingly infected by a millennia-old bacteria unknowingly exhumed by a scientific expedition in Antarctica. Now, in some rare cases, a person’s so-called junk DNA becomes activated. Depending on their racial and ethnic heritage, they begin to manifest one of the many diverse forms of the "others" that are the true basis for the legends of supernatural creatures. These aren’t your usual vampires and werewolves - it goes much deeper than that.
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You Have to Stick With This One.
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 08-08-14
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V Wars
- A Chronicle of the Vampire Wars
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Gabrielle de Cuir, Roxanne Hernadez, Arte Johnson, Stefan Rudnicki, Wil Wheaton
- Series: V Wars, Book 1
- Length: 18 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 10-10-12
- Language: English
- Fantasy · Horror · Fiction
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Pastwatch
- The Redemption of Christopher Columbus
- By: Orson Scott Card
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Christopher Cazenove, Gabrielle de Cuir, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,827
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Performance1,416
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Story1,416
In a not-too-distant future that is not quite ours, there has been a major scientific breakthrough. It is a way to open windows into the past, permitting historical researchers to view, but not participate, in the events of the past.
In one of the most powerful and thought-provoking novels of his remarkable career, Orson Scott Card interweaves a compelling portrait of Christopher Columbus with the story of a future scientist who believes she can alter human history from a tragedy of bloodshed and brutality to a world filled with hope and healing.
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Thanks Uncle Orson
- By Michael on 04-29-08
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Pastwatch
- The Redemption of Christopher Columbus
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Christopher Cazenove, Gabrielle de Cuir, Arte Johnson, Moira Quirk, Stefan Rudnicki, Orson Scott Card
- Length: 13 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 12-31-07
- Language: English
- Science Fiction
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Babies and Other Hazards of Sex
- How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall42
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Performance31
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Story32
For decades, beloved humorist Dave Barry has tackled the major tribulations—not to mention the petty annoyances—of everyday life. In Babies and Other Hazards of Sex, Barry offers his wacky perspective on sex, childbirth, parenting, and other forms of slow, cruel torture. For instance, Dave exposes natural childbirth for what it is: a pop phenomenon of the 1960s that, along with paisley bell-bottoms and creative sideburns, deserves a rest.
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The perfect Birth Control
- By Nando on 10-02-18
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Babies and Other Hazards of Sex
- How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Release date: 08-14-09
- Language: English
- Comedy · Infants & Toddlers · Sexual Health
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It Happened on a Train
- Brixton Brothers, Book 3
- By: Mac Barnett
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall22
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Performance18
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Story18
Retired private detective and current seventh grader Steve Brixton has a new career: taking out the garbage on Wednesdays for five bucks a week. But it’s hard to leave the old game behind, and on a train trip down the California coast, Steve finds himself pulled back into sleuthing. Soon...
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I love these books! Please record the next one!
- By Marilyn Zornado on 11-20-19
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It Happened on a Train
- Brixton Brothers, Book 3
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Series: Brixton Brothers, Book 3
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 10-11-11
- Language: English
- Fiction · Action & Adventure · Comedy
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Flux
- Tales of Human Futures: Book Two of Maps in a Mirror
- By: Orson Scott Card
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer, Arte Johnson, Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall48
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Performance36
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Story36
This second volume of Orson Scott Card's five-volume anthology of short stories features seven tales exploring possible future scenarios for the human race. A fascistic government's capital punishment extends beyond death. Intellectually superior aliens from a doomed world choose Earth's dogs as their new vessels. Not-quite-human beings on an Earth wasted by biological warfare continously fight an enemy which has long been annihilated.
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good stuff
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 09-03-11
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Flux
- Tales of Human Futures: Book Two of Maps in a Mirror
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer, Arte Johnson, Stefan Rudnicki
- Series: Maps in a Mirror, Book 2
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 01-08-10
- Language: English
- Fiction · Classics · Fantasy
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Majipoor Chronicles
- By: Robert Silverberg
- Narrated by: J. Paul Boehmer, Cassandra Campbell, Emily Janice Card, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall293
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Performance238
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Story236
The young street urchin Hissune gets his due for helping Lord Valentine regain his throne. As a reward, he is sent into the depths of the Labyrinth, a massive library of memory cubes in which the entire history of Majipoor is preserved. As Hissune prepares for a summons to return to Castle Mount, he relives the lives of Majipoor's most famous and notorious inhabitants.
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SHE KNEW THEY HAD SEXES, BUT
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 03-22-17
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Majipoor Chronicles
- Narrated by: J. Paul Boehmer, Cassandra Campbell, Emily Janice Card, Gabrielle de Cuir, Arte Johnson, Don Leslie, Scott Peterson
- Series: Majipoor : Lord Valentine, Book 2
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 08-05-08
- Language: English
- Science Fiction
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The Willoughbys
- By: Lois Lowry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall199
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Performance146
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Story149
Now a Netflix animated film starring Will Forte, Maya Rudolph, Alessia Cara, Terry Crews, Martin Short, Jane Krakowski, Séan Cullen, and Ricky Gervais! From the Newbery Medal-winning author of The Giver and Number the Stars, comes a "hilarious" (Booklist, starred review) and wonderfully...
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Unexpectedly delightful! A treasured keeper!
- By Fay on 09-03-12
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The Willoughbys
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Series: The Willoughbys, Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 08-29-08
- Language: English
- Fiction · Family Life · Growing Up
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Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
- Abridged
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Overall85
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Performance60
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Story60
Since Dave Barry writes about weird things, you might be tempted to think he has a weird brain. He does, of course, but that's not the whole explanation: A lot of the things he writes about—exploding Pop-Tarts, for example—are real. Join Dave as he examines UFO thrill-seekers and Elvis-worshippers, runs for president, and plays Claptonesque guitar in the world's most literary band that includes Stephen King (The Rock-Bottom Remainders).
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Dave Barry Makes Me Happy
- By Sher from Provo on 11-17-11
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Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 03-24-22
- Language: English
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Dave Barry Does Japan
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall265
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Performance133
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Story132
Without bothering to get approval from the President, the State Department, or even the FTC, Dave Barry's publishers sent him to Tokyo. You'd think they would have known better. Now the word is Barry has set back our diplomatic relations with the whole Pacific Rim by a couple of decades. Japanese culture, dining, sport, and industry all come under Barry's relentless scrutiny.
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Uplifting and fun
- By S. Blaine on 04-30-03
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Dave Barry Does Japan
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 12-16-99
- Language: English
- Biographies & Memoirs · Literature & Fiction
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The Case of the Case of Mistaken Identity
- Brixton Brothers, Book 1
- By: Mac Barnett
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall61
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Performance46
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Story46
Steve Brixton always wanted to be a detective . . . until he found out he already was one. It all starts here: the thrilling story of Steve Brixton’s first case. Our hero has a national treasure to recover, a criminal mastermind to unmask, and a social studies report due Monday—all while on...
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The goodness
- By Racheal Mccartney on 03-27-24
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The Case of the Case of Mistaken Identity
- Brixton Brothers, Book 1
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Series: Brixton Brothers, Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 01-12-10
- Language: English
- Books & Libraries · Education & Learning
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Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: John Ritter, Arte Johnson
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
- Abridged
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Overall21
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Performance16
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Story16
Tupperware ladies, eighties people, and leisure concept salesmen beware: Dave Barry is on the loose and no one is safe! In this collection of eighty essays, the inimitable columnist observes everything that makes America the unique, special place you've grown to love: taxes, toilets, airbags, baseball, beer commercials, and numerous other American artifacts.
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Dave Barry book
- By Amazon Customer on 08-01-25
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Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
- Narrated by: John Ritter, Arte Johnson
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 03-23-22
- Language: English
- Celebrity · Biographies & Memoirs
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Dance of the Reptiles
- Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns
- By: Carl Hiaasen, Diane Stevenson - editor
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall167
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Performance149
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Story149
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER A collection of the best Miami Herald columns from the New York Times bestselling author of Squeeze Me on burning issues like animal welfare, polluted rivers, and the broken criminal justice system. If you think the wildest, wackiest stories that Carl Hiaasen can...
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Great book. Required reading!
- By Ron on 02-12-14
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Dance of the Reptiles
- Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 01-28-14
- Language: English
- 21st Century · Americas · Modern
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The Poetry of Robert Frost
- By: Robert Frost
- Narrated by: Kevin McCarthy, Melissa Manchester, Elliott Gould, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
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Overall3
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Performance3
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Story3
Drawing upon everyday incidents, common situations, and rural imagery, Robert Frost fashioned poetry of great lyrical beauty and potent symbolism. His language is simple, clear, and colloquial, yet dense with meaning and wider significance. This brilliant collection features some of Frost's greatest works, including "The Road Not Taken," "Asking for Roses," "The Death of the Hired Man," "In the Home Stretch," "Into My Own," "Meeting and Passing," "Mending Wall," and more.
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Wrong readers for these poems
- By H. Levine on 11-05-23
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The Poetry of Robert Frost
- Narrated by: Kevin McCarthy, Melissa Manchester, Elliott Gould, Arte Johnson, Susan Anspach, Joel Grey, Afre Woodard, Roscoe Lee Browne, Michael Tucker, Jean Smart
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Release date: 03-24-22
- Language: English
- Animals & Nature · Poetry · Themes & Styles
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The Mulligan
- A Parable of Second Chances
- By: Ken Blanchard, Wally Armstrong
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall54
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Performance43
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Story43
Now a major motion picture! Everyone deserves a second chance on the course--and in life. Join golf pro Wally Armstrong and author Ken Blanchard as they condense decades of practical know-how into a simple book with an incredible, inspiring message: sometimes we all need a mulligan. Meet Paul...
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Exelente libro
- By Pablo on 05-16-16
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The Mulligan
- A Parable of Second Chances
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 05-26-10
- Language: English
- Christian Living · Christianity · Golf
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Mercury
- By: Ben Bova
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki, Arte Johnson, Moira Quirk
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall285
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Performance151
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Story150
Despite Mercury's desolateness, there are still those who hope to find diamonds in the rough. Saito Yamagata thinks Mercury's position will make it an ideal orbit point for satellites that could someday create enough power to propel starships into deep space.
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Bait and Switch
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 07-05-14
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Mercury
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki, Arte Johnson, Moira Quirk
- Series: The Grand Tour, Book 16
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 05-06-05
- Language: English
- Fiction · Fantasy
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The Ghostwriter Secret
- Brixton Brothers, Book 2
- By: Mac Barnett
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall31
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Performance21
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Story20
Steve Brixton is America’s next great kid detective (and now he has his own agency to prove it)…. When twelve-year-old detective Steve Brixton gets a call that the Fairview diamond has gone missing, there are only two things to do: grab his new business cards and take the case! But Steve...
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Great mystery
- By Amazon Customer on 03-29-20
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The Ghostwriter Secret
- Brixton Brothers, Book 2
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Series: Brixton Brothers, Book 2
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 10-12-10
- Language: English
- Action & Adventure · Humorous Fiction
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Artificial Maturity
- Helping Kids Meet the Challenge of Becoming Authentic Adults
- By: Tim Elmore
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2
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Performance2
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Story2
Today's Generation iY (teens brought up with the Internet) and Homelanders (children born after 9/11) are overexposed to information at an earlier age than ever and paradoxically are underexposed to meaningful relationships and real-life experiences. Artificial Maturity addresses the problem of what to do when parents and teachers mistake children's superficial knowledge for real maturity. The audiobook is filled with practical steps that adults can take to furnish the experiences kids need to balance their abilities with authentic maturity.
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Artificial Maturity
- Helping Kids Meet the Challenge of Becoming Authentic Adults
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 07-09-20
- Language: English
- Christianity · Parenting & Families
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The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun
- A Parody
- By: Robert Kaplow
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall65
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Performance48
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Story51
America's most beloved writer, Lilian Jackson Braun, author of twenty-four Cat Who... mysteries is now the subject of a mystery herself. In this spoof by one of her most ardent admirers, her beheaded body has been discovered in the men's room of a gay bar in Lower Manhattan. The police are baffled, and so it is up to Braun's eccentric writer friend, James Q. (Qafka), and his Siamese cats Ying-Ton and Poon-Tang to solve the ghastly mystery.
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What a disappointment!
- By Fran Roberts on 06-26-09
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The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun
- A Parody
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 06-17-09
- Language: English
- Dark Humor · Literature & Fiction · Mystery
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall922
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Performance898
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Story898
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Please fix the volume
- By kdtt21 on 01-14-26
By: J.K. Rowling
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall11,019
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Performance10,534
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Story10,533
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Absolutely LOVE
- By MsMelissa904 on 11-04-25
By: J.K. Rowling
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Kit Harington, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3,507
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Performance3,355
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Story3,355
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Fixed Audio Mixing
- By Brandon on 12-19-25
By: J.K. Rowling
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The Correspondent
- A Novel
- By: Virginia Evans
- Narrated by: Maggi-Meg Reed, Jane Oppenheimer, Carly Robins, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall10,742
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Performance10,462
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Story10,461
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Discover the word-of-mouth hit hailed by Ann Patchett as “A cause for celebration”—an intimate novel about the transformative power of the written word and the beauty of slowing down to reconnect with the people we love. “The Correspondent is this...
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Brilliant, with stellar narration! 📝📚📝📚📝📚📝📚
- By Lili on 08-19-25
By: Virginia Evans
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall922
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Performance898
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Story898
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Please fix the volume
- By kdtt21 on 01-14-26
By: J.K. Rowling
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall11,019
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Performance10,534
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Story10,533
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Absolutely LOVE
- By MsMelissa904 on 11-04-25
By: J.K. Rowling
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Full-Cast Edition)
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Kit Harington, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3,507
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Performance3,355
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Story3,355
Get ready to be transported to the world of Harry Potter in a captivating production that features hundreds of unique voices and immersive sound design that brings the wizarding world vividly to life in Dolby Atmos. You’ll hear footsteps echoing through the corridors of Hogwarts and the heart-racing whoosh of the Golden Snitch as it darts past your ears in the heat of a Quidditch match. Also featuring an electrifying new musical score, The Full-Cast Audio Editions present J.K. Rowling’s iconic series as a truly spellbinding listening event for the whole family.
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Fixed Audio Mixing
- By Brandon on 12-19-25
By: J.K. Rowling
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The Correspondent
- A Novel
- By: Virginia Evans
- Narrated by: Maggi-Meg Reed, Jane Oppenheimer, Carly Robins, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall10,742
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Performance10,462
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Story10,461
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Discover the word-of-mouth hit hailed by Ann Patchett as “A cause for celebration”—an intimate novel about the transformative power of the written word and the beauty of slowing down to reconnect with the people we love. “The Correspondent is this...
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Brilliant, with stellar narration! 📝📚📝📚📝📚📝📚
- By Lili on 08-19-25
By: Virginia Evans
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The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall24,612
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Performance23,087
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Story23,086
In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
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Really?
- By Amazon Customer on 02-05-25
By: Mel Robbins
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The Housemaid
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Lauryn Allman
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall42,353
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Performance38,580
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Story38,556
I only try on one of Nina’s pristine white dresses once. Just to see what it’s like. But she soon finds out… and by the time I realize my attic bedroom door only locks from the outside, it’s far too late. But I reassure myself: the Winchesters don’t know who I really am. They don’t know what I’m capable of…
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One Big Cliche’
- By Karen Brow on 08-03-22
By: Freida McFadden
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall236,202
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Performance217,721
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Story217,171
Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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Dungeon Crawler Carl
- A LitRPG/Gamelit Adventure
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall47,399
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Performance42,325
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Story42,286
A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible. In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth - from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds - collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground. The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot.
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A refreshing take on apocalyptical LITRPG
- By Rhexas on 03-01-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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Woman Down
- A Novel
- By: Colleen Hoover
- Narrated by: Sarah Naughton
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall478
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Performance474
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Story474
Her words used to set the page on fire. But a viral backlash over her latest film adaptation forced Petra Rose to take a hiatus, resulting in missed deadlines and an overdue mortgage. Branded a fraud and fame-hungry opportunist, she learned the hard way what happens when the internet turns on you. And she’s been uninspired to write ever since. Now, with her next suspense novel outlined and savings nearly gone, she retreats to a secluded lakeside cabin, hoping to find inspiration. It’s Petra’s last-ditch attempt to save her career—and herself. Then he shows up.
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Not a suspense novel! Narration was excellent
- By Kelley on 01-15-26
By: Colleen Hoover
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Theo of Golden
- A Novel
- By: Allen Levi
- Narrated by: David Morse
- Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3,091
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Performance3,021
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Story3,021
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER One spring morning, a stranger arrives in the small southern city of Golden. No one knows where he has come from…or why… His name is Theo. And he asks a lot more questions than he answers. Theo visits the local coffeehouse, where ninety-two pencil portraits hang on...
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A Masterpiece
- By Anonymous on 12-06-25
By: Allen Levi
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People We Meet on Vacation
- By: Emily Henry
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 10 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall22,700
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Performance20,241
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Story20,194
NOW A NETFLIX FILM! From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Funny Story comes a sparkling novel that will leave you with the warm, hazy afterglow usually reserved for the best vacations. Two best friends. Ten summer trips. One last chance to fall in love. Poppy and Alex. Alex and...
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I couldn’t finish
- By Amazon Customer on 05-30-21
By: Emily Henry
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 2
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall28,063
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Performance23,623
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Story23,602
The ratings and views are off the chart. The fans just can't get enough. The dungeon gets more dangerous each day. But in a grinder designed to chew up and spit out crawlers by the millions, Carl and Princess Donut need to work harder than ever just to survive. They call it the Over City. A sprawling, once-thriving metropolis devastated by a mysterious calamity. But these streets are far from abandoned. An undead circus trawls the ruins. Murdered prostitutes rain from the sky. An ancient spell is finally ready to reveal its dark purpose.
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Let's face it... Most reviews are trash
- By Butter Butt Butt on 05-05-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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The Widow
- A Novel
- By: John Grisham
- Narrated by: Michael Beck
- Length: 14 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall8,897
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Performance8,609
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Story8,609
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER John Grisham is the acclaimed master of the legal thriller. Now, he’s back with his first-ever whodunit, even more suspenseful than his courtroom dramas, as a small-time lawyer accused of murder races to find the real killer to clear his name. “A classic...
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Another winner from Mr. Grisham
- By Reenie on 10-30-25
By: John Grisham
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The Housemaid's Secret
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Lauryn Allman
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall19,621
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Performance18,268
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Story18,260
It’s hard to find an employer who doesn’t ask too many questions about my past. So I thank my lucky stars that the Garricks miraculously give me a job, cleaning their stunning penthouse with views across the city and preparing fancy meals in their shiny kitchen. I can work here for a while, stay quiet until I get what I want.
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IDK…
- By C. L. Wells on 03-09-23
By: Freida McFadden
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Atomic Habits
- An Easy & Proven Way to Build Good Habits & Break Bad Ones
- By: James Clear
- Narrated by: James Clear
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall146,528
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Performance120,459
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Story119,411
The #1 New York Times bestseller. Over 25 million copies sold! Translated into 60+ languages! Tiny Changes, Remarkable Results No matter your goals, Atomic Habits offers a proven framework for improving--every day. James Clear, one of the world's leading experts on habit formation, reveals...
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Author went overboard hawking his site
- By CHughes on 06-25-19
By: James Clear
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Gone Before Goodbye
- By: Harlan Coben, Reese Witherspoon
- Narrated by: Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, Kiff VandenHeuvel, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall6,433
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Performance6,236
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Story6,234
This thrilling full-cast recording features Reese Witherspoon as Maggie and Chris Pine as Marc, supported by Saskia Maarleveld, Peter Ganim, Suehyla El-Attar Young, Kiff VandenHeuvel, and James Fouhey. An unforgettable suspense novel that combines the storytelling talents of Academy...
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Okay
- By Erin on 10-23-25
By: Harlan Coben, and others
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall203,067
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Performance178,224
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Story177,711
Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
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A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, The Critical Drinker
- Length: 16 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall27,952
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Performance24,067
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Story24,038
The top 10 list is populated. The sponsorship program is open. The difficulty is ramping up. The first three floors were nothing compared to what Carl and Donut now face. The Iron Tangle. An impossibly complicated subway system built out of the world's subterranean railway systems, all combined and then tied together into a knot. Up is down.
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Neeew ACHIEVEMENT: Trilogy?
- By CatHerderCam on 05-14-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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Quicksilver
- The Fae & Alchemy Series, Book 1
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 20 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall42,278
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Performance40,998
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Story40,996
Twenty-four-year-old Saeris Fane is good at keeping secrets. No one knows about the strange powers she possesses or the fact that she has been picking pockets and stealing from the Undying Queen's reservoirs for as long as she can remember. But a secret is like a knot. Sooner or later, it is bound to come undone. When Saeris comes face-to-face with Death himself, she inadvertently reopens a gateway between realms and is transported to a land of ice and snow. The Fae have always been the stuff of myth, of legend, of nightmares… but it turns out they're real.
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Much better to listen then read
- By Amazon Customer on 10-29-24
By: Callie Hart
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Alchemised
- By: SenLinYu
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 36 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall7,318
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Performance7,144
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Story7,145
In this riveting dark fantasy debut, a woman with missing memories fights to survive a war-torn world of necromancy and alchemy—and the man tasked with unearthing the deepest secrets of her past. “What is it you think you’re protecting in that brain of yours? The war is over. Holdfast is...
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A masterpiece!!
- By Nicole K on 09-27-25
By: SenLinYu
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The Primal Hunter 13
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Zogarth
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 20 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2,151
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Performance2,064
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Story2,064
With Nevermore done and dusted, it’s back to Earth where the fight for the Milky Way Galaxy is about to begin... But first, a fun trip to the moon with Jake’s best-buddy space worm, Sandy. After that little adventure, it’s time for the final preparations before the long-awaited Prima Guardian arrives, signaling the start of the battle for the Milky Way Galaxy. A battle that turns out to be a large ordeal, with every inhabited planet in the galaxy involved and free to either ally with one another or face the System Event alone.
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great
- By Shane Watson on 01-07-26
By: Zogarth
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Brimstone
- The Fae & Alchemy Series, Book 2
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 24 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall10,640
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Performance10,444
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Story10,445
Saeris Fane doesn't want power. The very last thing she needs is her name whispered on an entire court's lips, but now that she's been crowned queen of the Blood Court, she's discovering that a queen's life is not her own. A heavy weight rests upon her shoulders. Her ward—and her brother—need her back in her homeland…but the changes that have strengthened Saeris have also made her weak. Born under blazing suns, Saeris will surely die if she makes her way home through the Quicksilver. Which means that, once again, she must send someone else in her stead....
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I want my time back.
- By Williams on 11-21-25
By: Callie Hart
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The Gate of the Feral Gods
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 4
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 18 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall23,294
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Performance19,640
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Story19,618
A floating fortress occupied by warrior gnomes. A castle made of sand. A derelict submarine guarded by malfunctioning machines. A haunted crypt surrounded by lethal traps. It was supposed to be easy. One bubble. Four castles. Fifteen days. Capture each one, and the stairwell is unlocked.
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NEW ACHIEVEMENT!!!!
- By Scott kimball on 09-17-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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Fourth Wing
- Empyrean, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 22 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall55,570
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Performance51,036
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Story51,041
Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengail was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant, living a quiet life among books and history. Now, the commanding general—also known as her tough-as-talons mother—has ordered Violet to join the hundreds of candidates striving to become the elite of Navarre: dragon riders. But when you’re smaller than everyone else and your body is brittle, death is only a heartbeat away...because dragons don’t bond to “fragile” humans. They incinerate them.
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Erotica with Dragons
- By Trev on 05-13-23
By: Rebecca Yarros
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My Husband Next Door
- By: K. L. Slater
- Narrated by: Clare Corbett
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,116
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Performance4,062
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Story4,062
My husband Matt and I are an ordinary married couple in every way but one. At the end of each day, we return to our own homes and our own spaces. But beyond the fairy lights I string at my window, darkness is pressing in. Two local women have gone missing, and I don't want to be alone. Sipping our coffees, looking out of my kitchen window, I soon notice how observant Brenda is. When she tells me that perhaps my husband isn't simply working late, something cold takes root.
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Should have been at least 2hrs shorter
- By Jennifer on 12-18-25
By: K. L. Slater
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Wuthering Heights
- An Audible Exclusive Performance
- By: Emily Brontë, Ann Dinsdale - introduction
- Narrated by: Joanne Froggatt, Rachel Atkins - introduction
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall7,451
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Performance6,788
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Story6,764
The unapologetic intensity with which Emily Brontë wrote this story ensures that it will forever be considered one of the greatest works of English literature. A passionate tale of a chaotic and often violent love, Wuthering Heights transcends your average romance and, with its Gothic undertones, takes the listener on a journey through one man's lustful hunt for revenge.
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Almost Peerless
- By Brad Simkulet on 02-04-18
By: Emily Brontë, and others
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Book 2
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall140,549
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Performance122,790
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Story122,366
Harry Potter's summer has included the worst birthday ever, doomy warnings from a house-elf called Dobby, and rescue from the Dursleys by his friend Ron Weasley in a magical flying car! Back at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for his second year, Harry hears strange whispers echo through empty corridors - and then the attacks start. Students are found as though turned to stone... Dobby's sinister predictions seem to be coming true.
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Jim Dale is wonderful!
- By Nannad2girls on 12-31-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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The Intruder
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel, Patricia Santomasso, Tina Wolstencroft
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall6,991
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Performance6,844
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Story6,843
Casey's cabin in the wilderness is not built for a hurricane. Her roof shakes, the lights flicker, and the tree outside her front door sways ominously in the wind. But she's a lot more worried about the girl she discovers lurking outside her kitchen window. She's young. She's alone. And she's covered in blood.
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Least Favorite
- By PeggyB on 10-10-25
By: Freida McFadden