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    • V Wars

    • A Chronicle of the Vampire Wars
    • By: Jonathan Maberry, Nancy Holder, John Everson, and others
    • Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Gabrielle de Cuir, Roxanne Hernadez, and others
    • Length: 18 hrs and 33 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 610
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 561
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 562

    In this sweeping, threaded narrative of the global phenomenon known as the Vampire Wars, mankind is unwittingly infected by a millennia-old bacteria unknowingly exhumed by a scientific expedition in Antarctica. Now, in some rare cases, a person’s so-called junk DNA becomes activated. Depending on their racial and ethnic heritage, they begin to manifest one of the many diverse forms of the "others" that are the true basis for the legends of supernatural creatures. These aren’t your usual vampires and werewolves - it goes much deeper than that.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • You Have to Stick With This One.

    • By Jim "The Impatient" on 08-08-14

    Regular price: $24.47

    • Bad Monkey

    • By: Carl Hiaasen
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1,549
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 1,372
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1,378

    Andrew Yancy - late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office - has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it’s not called the roach patrol for nothing). But first - this being Hiaasen country - Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly unpredictable characters.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Disappointed

    • By James on 06-14-13

    Regular price: $28.00

    • Pastwatch

    • The Redemption of Christopher Columbus
    • By: Orson Scott Card
    • Narrated by: Scott Brick, Christopher Cazenove, Gabrielle de Cuir, and others
    • Length: 13 hrs and 35 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 943
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 626
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 629

    In a not-too-distant future that is not quite ours, there has been a major scientific breakthrough. It is a way to open windows into the past, permitting historical researchers to view, but not participate, in the events of the past.

    In one of the most powerful and thought-provoking novels of his remarkable career, Orson Scott Card interweaves a compelling portrait of Christopher Columbus with the story of a future scientist who believes she can alter human history from a tragedy of bloodshed and brutality to a world filled with hope and healing.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Fascinating

    • By Alaskak64 on 08-04-08

    Regular price: $25.17

    • The Poetry of Robert Frost

    • By: Robert Frost
    • Narrated by: Susan Anspach, Roscoe Lee Browne, Elliott Gould, and others
    • Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 50
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 47
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 47

    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Drawing upon everyday incidents, common situations, and rural imagery, Robert Frost fashioned poetry of great lyrical beauty and potent symbolism. His language is simple, clear, and colloquial, yet dense with meaning and wider significance.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Beautifully performed masterpieces!

    • By Vicky on 02-16-16

    Regular price: $9.07

    • Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

    • Horror Stories
    • By: Stephen King (introduction), Richard Matheson
    • Narrated by: Julia Campbell, Paul Michael Garcia, Malcolm Hillgartner, and others
    • Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 268
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 185
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 185

    Much of Richard Matheson's work has found its way into pop culture: the title story became a memorable episode of television's The Twilight Zone, and more recently, Will Smith starred in the blockbuster movie I Am Legend. Stephen King has declared Matheson to be one of his favorite writers. Find out why as you listen to the classic horror story of a man who peers out of his airplane window to see a gremlin destroying the wing.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • An Excellent Collection

    • By Skeezix on 07-01-09

    Regular price: $20.97

    • Dance of the Reptiles

    • Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns
    • By: Carl Hiaasen, Diane Stevenson (editor)
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 117
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 107
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 108

    If you think the wildest, wackiest stories that Carl Hiaasen can tell have all made it into his hilarious, best-selling novels, think again. Dance of the Reptiles collects the best of Hiaasen's Miami Herald columns, which lay bare the stories - large and small - that demonstrate anew that truth is far stranger than fiction. Hiaasen offers his commentary - indignant, disbelieving, sometimes righteously angry, and frequently hilarious - on burning issues like animal welfare, polluted rivers, and the broken criminal justice system as well as the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, Bernie Madoff's trial, and the shenanigans of the recent presidential elections.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great book. Required reading!

    • By Ron on 02-12-14

    Regular price: $31.50

    • The Greatest Mysteries of All Time, Volume 3

    • By: Robert Bloch, James Gould Cozzens, James Ellroy, and others
    • Narrated by: Richard Cox, Jamie Farr, Robert Forster, and others
    • Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 10

    Breathtaking suspense, cold-blooded crime and challenging twists of plot make this collection a chilling audio experience. Featuring the finest short-story mystery fiction by the most acclaimed writers, past and present, including: "The Perfect Crime" by Ben Ray Redman, "Quitters, Inc." by Stephen King, "High Darktown" by James Ellroy, "Yours Truly, Jack the Ripper" by Robert Bloch, "Clerical Error" by James Gould Cozzens, "The Gettysburg Bugle" by Ellery Queen, and more....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Interesting, sometimes riveting, and fun!

    • By Gary on 12-18-17

    Regular price: $13.96

    • The Willoughbys

    • By: Lois Lowry
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 93
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 70
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 73

    Abandoned by their ill-humored parents to the care of an odious nanny, Tim, the twins, Barnaby A and Barnaby B, and their sister, Jane, attempt to fulfill their roles as good old-fashioned children.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Unexpectedly delightful! A treasured keeper!

    • By Fay on 09-03-12

    Regular price: $19.93

    • Gesundheit!

    • Bringing Good Health to You, the Medical System, and Society through Physician Service, Complementary Therapies, Humor, and Joy
    • By: Patch Adams M.D.
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 7 hrs and 13 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 30
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 17
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18

    Meet Patch Adams, M.D., the revolutionary doctor who has challenged the foundations of modern medicine not only by making healthcare personal, but also by making it free. This extraordinary story was made into a major motion picture starring Robin Williams as Patch Adams.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • 20 year old book should be read by every student

    • By Anonymous User on 05-18-18
    • Bringing Good Health to You, the Medical System, and Society through Physician Service, Complementary Therapies, Humor, and Joy
    • By: Patch Adams M.D.
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 7 hrs and 13 mins
    • Release date: 06-12-00
    • 4 out of 5 stars 30 ratings

    Regular price: $17.47

    • Drowned Hopes

    • A Dortmunder Novel
    • By: Donald E. Westlake
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 2 hrs and 40 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 20
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 15

    Arriving home at dawn after another failed burglary, John Dortmunder - the anti-hero of Donald Westlake's popular comic crime series - is shocked to find his apartment occupied by a notorious cellmate everyone had supposed (and hoped) had been jailed for life.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Good book. Bad, BAD, BAAAD performance

    • By Kelly Howard on 08-16-12

    Regular price: $11.17

    • Stupid White Men...and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!

    • By: Michael Moore
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 705
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 74
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 74

    The polls indicate that 60 percent of Americans are "upset or angry" about this land in which we now live - a land where crooked courts select the president and money rules the day. If you're feeling the same way, here's the book for you. Michael Moore, the award-winning provocateur behind Roger & Me, returns to size up the new century - and that big, ugly special-interest group that's laying waste to the world as we know it: stupid white men.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Frustrated: oversimplifing and diluting of issues

    • By Irene on 07-03-04

    Regular price: $24.47

    • Mercury

    • By: Ben Bova
    • Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki, Arte Johnson, Moira Quirk
    • Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 214
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 84
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 84

    Despite Mercury's desolateness, there are still those who hope to find diamonds in the rough. Saito Yamagata thinks Mercury's position will make it an ideal orbit point for satellites that could someday create enough power to propel starships into deep space.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • One of Ben Bova's best

    • By Daved Baker on 07-18-05

    Regular price: $31.93

    • Dave Barry Talks Back

    • By: Dave Barry
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 37
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 24
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 24

    When Dave Barry writes funny, you write back. And when you write funny, Dave Barry talks back! Pulitzer Prize-winning author and columnist Dave Barry gets more response from readers than any other writer in the United States. And now the absolute best of Dave Barry is available, complete with those items sent in by Dave's legion of Alert Readers all across the country. But Dave Barry doesn't only talk back to readers. He talks back to traffic cops, dentists, doctors, Congress, and his very dumb dogs.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • More great Dave Barry

    • By Amazon Customer on 02-08-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Dave Barry's Worst Songs and Other Hits

    • By: Dave Barry
    • Narrated by: John Ritter, Arte Johnson
    • Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 15
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 15

    Dave Barry didn't know what he was letting himself in for when he invited his Legion of Alert Readers to submit their nominees in the Bad Song Survey. "Song badness," he soon learned, "is an issue that Americans care deeply about."Now John Ritter and Arte Johnson present for you the songs that Americans love to hate. There is Gary Puckett and the Union Gap Band's "Young Girl" ("Young girl, get out of my mind, my love for you is way out of line..."), which is not to be confused with "Woman", and "This Girl Is a Woman Now"....

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Read well but...

    • By tommy on 04-21-16

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Trust Me on This

    • By: Donald E. Westlake
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 4

    What would it take to lure a serious young newswoman from a respectable New England paper to the most notorious supermarket tabloid in America? The call of journalistic adventure? How about a promise of a salary that's triple what she's making? En route to her new job at the Weekly Galaxy, Sara Joslyn stumbles across a bloody corpse in a Buick Riviera. A big story? Not at this paper. The problem is compounded when the dead man vanishes, Buick and all.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • 80s Tabloid Romp

    • By Morgan Dusatko on 11-03-17

    Regular price: $11.17

    • Dave Barry's Funniest Stuff

    • By: Dave Barry
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson, John Ritter, Shadoe Stevens
    • Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 14
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 12
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 12

    Here is the absolute best of Dave Barry; selections from four of his most popular books, including the hilarious Guide to Guys. Dave Barry is on the loose and no one is safe....

    Regular price: $17.47

    • The Greatest Mysteries of All Time, Volume 6

    • By: Wilkie Collins, C. P. Donnell Jr., John Collier, and others
    • Narrated by: David Warner, Christopher Cazenove, Orson Welles, and others
    • Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 7
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 7

    The Greatest Mysteries of All Time, Volume 6 is an exciting addition to this series, featuring the most acclaimed writers, past and present. This unique collection of master writers, including Wilkie Collins, Aldous Huxley, and Edith Wharton, edited by multi-award winning mystery connoisseur Otto Penzler, is a delightful mixture of mystery and suspense.

    Regular price: $17.50

    • Once Upon a Midnight Eerie

    • The Misadventures of Edgar & Allan Poe, Book 2
    • By: Gordon McAlpine
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5

    In The Tell-Tale Start, Edgar and Allan Poe (great-great-great-great-grandnephews of the legendary Edgar Allan Poe) managed to outwit the nefarious Professor P. Pangborn Perry, who was (and is) determined to kill just one of them, in order to prove a mad scientific theory. Now the boys are in New Orleans, about to play the young Poe in a feature film. But the role may cost them their lives, because now someone else wants them dead. But who? And can the twins - with the help of their co-stars, Em and Milly Dickinson, their ghostly forebear, and a pair of real ghosts - manage to outwit them?

    Regular price: $19.60

    • Murder on the Aisle

    • The 1987 Mystery Writers of America Anthology
    • By: Joan Richter, Isak Romun, Henry Slesar, and others
    • Narrated by: David Birney, Arte Johnson, Perry King, and others
    • Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 2

    Prepare to be entertained by a host of Hollywood celebrities reading the finest collection of short mystery stories surrounding the world of entertainment.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Some good some not so good

    • By Charles L. Trimble on 08-31-17

    Regular price: $13.96

    • Majipoor Chronicles

    • By: Robert Silverberg
    • Narrated by: J. Paul Boehmer, Cassandra Campbell, Emily Janice Card, and others
    • Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 135
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 101
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 100

    The young street urchin Hissune gets his due for helping Lord Valentine regain his throne. As a reward, he is sent into the depths of the Labyrinth, a massive library of memory cubes in which the entire history of Majipoor is preserved. As Hissune prepares for a summons to return to Castle Mount, he relives the lives of Majipoor's most famous and notorious inhabitants.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • SHE KNEW THEY HAD SEXES, BUT

    • By Jim "The Impatient" on 03-22-17

    Regular price: $23.07

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