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    • V Wars

    • A Chronicle of the Vampire Wars
    • By: Jonathan Maberry, Nancy Holder, John Everson, and others
    • Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Gabrielle de Cuir, Roxanne Hernadez, and others
    • Length: 18 hrs and 27 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 681
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 629
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 630

    In this sweeping, threaded narrative of the global phenomenon known as the Vampire Wars, mankind is unwittingly infected by a millennia-old bacteria unknowingly exhumed by a scientific expedition in Antarctica. Now, in some rare cases, a person’s so-called junk DNA becomes activated. Depending on their racial and ethnic heritage, they begin to manifest one of the many diverse forms of the "others" that are the true basis for the legends of supernatural creatures. These aren’t your usual vampires and werewolves - it goes much deeper than that.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • A Ringside Seat for the Vampire Wars

    • By Flavius on 03-19-13

    Regular price: $24.47

    • Bad Monkey

    • By: Carl Hiaasen
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1,609
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 1,429
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1,435

    Andrew Yancy - late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office - has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it’s not called the roach patrol for nothing). But first - this being Hiaasen country - Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly unpredictable characters.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Disappointed

    • By James on 06-14-13

    Regular price: $28.00

    • Pastwatch

    • The Redemption of Christopher Columbus
    • By: Orson Scott Card
    • Narrated by: Scott Brick, Christopher Cazenove, Gabrielle de Cuir, and others
    • Length: 13 hrs and 35 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 971
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 654
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 658

    In a not-too-distant future that is not quite ours, there has been a major scientific breakthrough. It is a way to open windows into the past, permitting historical researchers to view, but not participate, in the events of the past.

    In one of the most powerful and thought-provoking novels of his remarkable career, Orson Scott Card interweaves a compelling portrait of Christopher Columbus with the story of a future scientist who believes she can alter human history from a tragedy of bloodshed and brutality to a world filled with hope and healing.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Thanks Uncle Orson

    • By Michael on 04-29-08

    Regular price: $25.17

    • Dance of the Reptiles

    • Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns
    • By: Carl Hiaasen, Diane Stevenson (editor)
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 123
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 113
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 113

    If you think the wildest, wackiest stories that Carl Hiaasen can tell have all made it into his hilarious, best-selling novels, think again. Dance of the Reptiles collects the best of Hiaasen's Miami Herald columns, which lay bare the stories - large and small - that demonstrate anew that truth is far stranger than fiction. Hiaasen offers his commentary - indignant, disbelieving, sometimes righteously angry, and frequently hilarious - on burning issues like animal welfare, polluted rivers, and the broken criminal justice system as well as the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, Bernie Madoff's trial, and the shenanigans of the recent presidential elections.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great book. Required reading!

    • By Ron on 02-12-14

    Regular price: $31.50

    • The Poetry of Robert Frost

    • By: Robert Frost
    • Narrated by: Susan Anspach, Roscoe Lee Browne, Elliott Gould, and others
    • Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 59
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 54
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 54

    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Drawing upon everyday incidents, common situations, and rural imagery, Robert Frost fashioned poetry of great lyrical beauty and potent symbolism. His language is simple, clear, and colloquial, yet dense with meaning and wider significance.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Beautifully performed masterpieces!

    • By Vicky on 02-16-16

    Regular price: $9.07

    • Drowned Hopes

    • A Dortmunder Novel
    • By: Donald E. Westlake
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 21
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 17

    Arriving home at dawn after another failed burglary, John Dortmunder - the anti-hero of Donald Westlake's popular comic crime series - is shocked to find his apartment occupied by a notorious cellmate everyone had supposed (and hoped) had been jailed for life.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Good book. Bad, BAD, BAAAD performance

    • By Kelly Howard on 08-16-12

    Regular price: $11.17

    • Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

    • Horror Stories
    • By: Stephen King (introduction), Richard Matheson
    • Narrated by: Julia Campbell, Paul Michael Garcia, Malcolm Hillgartner, and others
    • Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 275
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 191
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 192

    Much of Richard Matheson's work has found its way into pop culture: the title story became a memorable episode of television's The Twilight Zone, and more recently, Will Smith starred in the blockbuster movie I Am Legend. Stephen King has declared Matheson to be one of his favorite writers. Find out why as you listen to the classic horror story of a man who peers out of his airplane window to see a gremlin destroying the wing.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • An Excellent Collection

    • By Skeezix on 07-01-09

    Regular price: $20.97

    • Dave Barry Does Japan

    • By: Dave Barry
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 210
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 92
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 91

    Without bothering to get approval from the President, the State Department, or even the FTC, Dave Barry's publishers sent him to Tokyo. You'd think they would have known better. Now the word is Barry has set back our diplomatic relations with the whole Pacific Rim by a couple of decades. Japanese culture, dining, sport, and industry all come under Barry's relentless scrutiny.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Uplifting and fun

    • By S. Blaine on 04-30-03

    Regular price: $14.95

    • The Case of the Case of Mistaken Identity

    • The Brixton Brothers, Book 1
    • By: Mac Barnett
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 34
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 26
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 25

    It all starts here: The thrilling story of Steve Bixton's first case. Our hero has a national treasure to recover, a criminal mastermind to unmask, and a social studies report due Monday -- all while on the run from cops, thugs, and secret-agent librarians.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • creative storyline

    • By My4Kids on 10-15-17

    Regular price: $21.27

    • The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun

    • A Parody
    • By: Robert Kaplow
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 4 hrs and 36 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      2 out of 5 stars 45
    • Performance
      2.5 out of 5 stars 29
    • Story
      2 out of 5 stars 31

    America's most beloved writer, Lilian Jackson Braun, author of twenty-four Cat Who... mysteries is now the subject of a mystery herself. In this spoof by one of her most ardent admirers, her beheaded body has been discovered in the men's room of a gay bar in Lower Manhattan. The police are baffled, and so it is up to Braun's eccentric writer friend, James Q. (Qafka), and his Siamese cats Ying-Ton and Poon-Tang to solve the ghastly mystery.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • What a disappointment!

    • By Fran Roberts on 06-26-09

    Regular price: $20.95

    • The Willoughbys

    • By: Lois Lowry
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 95
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 72
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 75

    Abandoned by their ill-humored parents to the care of an odious nanny, Tim, the twins, Barnaby A and Barnaby B, and their sister, Jane, attempt to fulfill their roles as good old-fashioned children.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Unexpectedly delightful! A treasured keeper!

    • By Fay on 09-03-12

    Regular price: $19.93

    • Gesundheit!

    • Bringing Good Health to You, the Medical System, and Society through Physician Service, Complementary Therapies, Humor, and Joy
    • By: Patch Adams M.D.
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 7 hrs and 13 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 31
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 19

    Meet Patch Adams, M.D., the revolutionary doctor who has challenged the foundations of modern medicine not only by making healthcare personal, but also by making it free. This extraordinary story was made into a major motion picture starring Robin Williams as Patch Adams.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • 20 year old book should be read by every student

    • By Anonymous User on 05-18-18
    • Bringing Good Health to You, the Medical System, and Society through Physician Service, Complementary Therapies, Humor, and Joy
    • By: Patch Adams M.D.
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 7 hrs and 13 mins
    • Release date: 06-12-00
    • 4 out of 5 stars 31 ratings

    Regular price: $17.47

    • Artificial Maturity

    • Helping Kids Meet the Challenge of Becoming Authentic Adults
    • By: Tim Elmore
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 40
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 35
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 35

    Today's Generation iY (teens brought up with the Internet) and Homelanders (children born after 9/11) are overexposed to information at an earlier age than ever and paradoxically are underexposed to meaningful relationships and real-life experiences. Artificial Maturity addresses the problem of what to do when parents and teachers mistake children's superficial knowledge for real maturity. The audiobook is filled with practical steps that adults can take to furnish the experiences kids need to balance their abilities with authentic maturity.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • So much to ponder

    • By ALove on 06-14-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up

    • By: Dave Barry
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Dave Barry - introduction
    • Length: 3 hrs and 14 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 72
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 46
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 46

    Yes, it's true: Pulitzer Prize-winning author Dave Barry's columns get out of the paper and sent around more than those of any other columnist in America. Join Dave as he runs for president, plays Claptonesque guitar in the world's most literary band (The Rock-Bottom Remainders), and gets the real scoop on all those UFO sightings. Warning: Dave Barry has a knack for giving his readers a few laughs and lots of expensive merchandise (ordered from the Home Shopping Club). No, we're not making this up!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Dave Barry Makes Me Happy

    • By Sher from Provo on 11-17-11

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Stupid White Men...and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!

    • By: Michael Moore
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 707
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 76
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 76

    The polls indicate that 60 percent of Americans are "upset or angry" about this land in which we now live - a land where crooked courts select the president and money rules the day. If you're feeling the same way, here's the book for you. Michael Moore, the award-winning provocateur behind Roger & Me, returns to size up the new century - and that big, ugly special-interest group that's laying waste to the world as we know it: stupid white men.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Frustrated: oversimplifing and diluting of issues

    • By Irene on 07-03-04

    Regular price: $24.47

    • Majipoor Chronicles

    • By: Robert Silverberg
    • Narrated by: J. Paul Boehmer, Cassandra Campbell, Emily Janice Card, and others
    • Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 143
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 110
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 109

    The young street urchin Hissune gets his due for helping Lord Valentine regain his throne. As a reward, he is sent into the depths of the Labyrinth, a massive library of memory cubes in which the entire history of Majipoor is preserved. As Hissune prepares for a summons to return to Castle Mount, he relives the lives of Majipoor's most famous and notorious inhabitants.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • SHE KNEW THEY HAD SEXES, BUT

    • By Jim "The Impatient" on 03-22-17

    Regular price: $23.07

    • Dave Barry Talks Back

    • By: Dave Barry
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 39
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 26
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 26

    When Dave Barry writes funny, you write back. And when you write funny, Dave Barry talks back! Pulitzer Prize-winning author and columnist Dave Barry gets more response from readers than any other writer in the United States. And now the absolute best of Dave Barry is available, complete with those items sent in by Dave's legion of Alert Readers all across the country. But Dave Barry doesn't only talk back to readers. He talks back to traffic cops, dentists, doctors, Congress, and his very dumb dogs.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • More great Dave Barry

    • By Amazon Customer on 02-08-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Mercury

    • By: Ben Bova
    • Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki, Arte Johnson, Moira Quirk
    • Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 215
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 84
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 84

    Despite Mercury's desolateness, there are still those who hope to find diamonds in the rough. Saito Yamagata thinks Mercury's position will make it an ideal orbit point for satellites that could someday create enough power to propel starships into deep space.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • One of Ben Bova's best

    • By Daved Baker on 07-18-05

    Regular price: $31.93

    • The Tell-Tale Start

    • The Misadventures of Edgar & Allan Poe, Book One
    • By: Gordon McAlpine
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 3 hrs and 14 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12

    Meet Edgar and Allan Poe - 12-year-old identical twins, the great-great-great-great-grandnephews of Edgar Allan Poe. They look and act so much alike that they're almost one mischievous, prank-playing boy in two bodies. When their beloved black cat, Roderick Usher, is kidnapped and transported to the Midwest, Edgar and Allan convince their guardians that it's time for a road trip.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Funny story of 2 kids with connected minds!

    • By Barbara Burke on 04-02-18

    Regular price: $19.60

    • Dave Barry's Funniest Stuff

    • By: Dave Barry
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson, John Ritter, Shadoe Stevens
    • Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 17
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 15
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 15

    Here is the absolute best of Dave Barry; selections from four of his most popular books, including the hilarious Guide to Guys. Dave Barry is on the loose and no one is safe....

    Regular price: $17.47

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