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    • V Wars

    • A Chronicle of the Vampire Wars
    • By: Jonathan Maberry, Nancy Holder, John Everson, and others
    • Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Gabrielle de Cuir, Roxanne Hernadez, and others
    • Length: 18 hrs and 27 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 694
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 641
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 642

    In this sweeping, threaded narrative of the global phenomenon known as the Vampire Wars, mankind is unwittingly infected by a millennia-old bacteria unknowingly exhumed by a scientific expedition in Antarctica. Now, in some rare cases, a person’s so-called junk DNA becomes activated. Depending on their racial and ethnic heritage, they begin to manifest one of the many diverse forms of the "others" that are the true basis for the legends of supernatural creatures. These aren’t your usual vampires and werewolves - it goes much deeper than that.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • A Ringside Seat for the Vampire Wars

    • By Flavius on 03-19-13

    Regular price: $24.47

    • Bad Monkey

    • By: Carl Hiaasen
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1,617
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 1,436
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1,442

    Andrew Yancy - late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office - has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it’s not called the roach patrol for nothing). But first - this being Hiaasen country - Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly unpredictable characters.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Disappointed

    • By James on 06-14-13

    Regular price: $28.00

    • The Poetry of Robert Frost

    • By: Robert Frost
    • Narrated by: Susan Anspach, Roscoe Lee Browne, Elliott Gould, and others
    • Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 62
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 57
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 57

    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Drawing upon everyday incidents, common situations, and rural imagery, Robert Frost fashioned poetry of great lyrical beauty and potent symbolism. His language is simple, clear, and colloquial, yet dense with meaning and wider significance.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Beautifully performed masterpieces!

    • By Vicky on 02-16-16

    Regular price: $9.07

    • Pastwatch

    • The Redemption of Christopher Columbus
    • By: Orson Scott Card
    • Narrated by: Scott Brick, Christopher Cazenove, Gabrielle de Cuir, and others
    • Length: 13 hrs and 35 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 974
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 657
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 661

    In a not-too-distant future that is not quite ours, there has been a major scientific breakthrough. It is a way to open windows into the past, permitting historical researchers to view, but not participate, in the events of the past.

    In one of the most powerful and thought-provoking novels of his remarkable career, Orson Scott Card interweaves a compelling portrait of Christopher Columbus with the story of a future scientist who believes she can alter human history from a tragedy of bloodshed and brutality to a world filled with hope and healing.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Thanks Uncle Orson

    • By Michael on 04-29-08

    Regular price: $25.17

    • Dance of the Reptiles

    • Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns
    • By: Carl Hiaasen, Diane Stevenson (editor)
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 124
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 114
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 114

    If you think the wildest, wackiest stories that Carl Hiaasen can tell have all made it into his hilarious, best-selling novels, think again. Dance of the Reptiles collects the best of Hiaasen's Miami Herald columns, which lay bare the stories - large and small - that demonstrate anew that truth is far stranger than fiction. Hiaasen offers his commentary - indignant, disbelieving, sometimes righteously angry, and frequently hilarious - on burning issues like animal welfare, polluted rivers, and the broken criminal justice system as well as the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, Bernie Madoff's trial, and the shenanigans of the recent presidential elections.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great book. Required reading!

    • By Ron on 02-12-14

    Regular price: $31.50

    • The Willoughbys

    • By: Lois Lowry
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 97
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 74
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 77

    Abandoned by their ill-humored parents to the care of an odious nanny, Tim, the twins, Barnaby A and Barnaby B, and their sister, Jane, attempt to fulfill their roles as good old-fashioned children.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Unexpectedly delightful! A treasured keeper!

    • By Fay on 09-03-12

    Regular price: $19.93

    • Dave Barry Does Japan

    • By: Dave Barry
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 213
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 93
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 92

    Without bothering to get approval from the President, the State Department, or even the FTC, Dave Barry's publishers sent him to Tokyo. You'd think they would have known better. Now the word is Barry has set back our diplomatic relations with the whole Pacific Rim by a couple of decades. Japanese culture, dining, sport, and industry all come under Barry's relentless scrutiny.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Uplifting and fun

    • By S. Blaine on 04-30-03

    Regular price: $14.95

    • The Mulligan

    • A Parable of Second Chances
    • By: Ken Blanchard, Wally Armstrong
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 23
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 15
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 15

    Written in the appealing 'parable' style of other best-selling books such as Who Moved My Cheese?, Gungo Ho! , and Whale Done! , golf pro Wally Armstrong and author Ken Blanchard condense decades of practical know-how into a simple book with an amazing message.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Exelente libro

    • By Pablo on 05-16-16

    Regular price: $15.96

    • "And Then Jack Said to Arnie..."

    • A Collection of the Greatest True Golf Stories of All Time
    • By: Don Wade (Senior Editor, Golf Digest)
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 8
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 3

    Golf enthusiasts everywhere will love this collection of stories about life behind the greens. Don Wade shares the best of the thousands of tales he's heard throughout the years in locker rooms, pressrooms, and grillrooms around the world. Some are funny, some are touching - and like all good tales, they improve in the retelling. Get ready to be entertained by a man who knows the game and the people behind it.

    Regular price: $8.95

    • Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

    • Horror Stories
    • By: Stephen King (introduction), Richard Matheson
    • Narrated by: Julia Campbell, Paul Michael Garcia, Malcolm Hillgartner, and others
    • Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 275
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 191
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 192

    Much of Richard Matheson's work has found its way into pop culture: the title story became a memorable episode of television's The Twilight Zone, and more recently, Will Smith starred in the blockbuster movie I Am Legend. Stephen King has declared Matheson to be one of his favorite writers. Find out why as you listen to the classic horror story of a man who peers out of his airplane window to see a gremlin destroying the wing.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • An Excellent Collection

    • By Skeezix on 07-01-09

    Regular price: $20.97

    • Dave Barry Talks Back

    • By: Dave Barry
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 39
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 26
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 26

    When Dave Barry writes funny, you write back. And when you write funny, Dave Barry talks back! Pulitzer Prize-winning author and columnist Dave Barry gets more response from readers than any other writer in the United States. And now the absolute best of Dave Barry is available, complete with those items sent in by Dave's legion of Alert Readers all across the country. But Dave Barry doesn't only talk back to readers. He talks back to traffic cops, dentists, doctors, Congress, and his very dumb dogs.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • More great Dave Barry

    • By Amazon Customer on 02-08-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • The Greatest Mysteries of All Time, Volume 3

    • By: Robert Bloch, James Gould Cozzens, James Ellroy, and others
    • Narrated by: Richard Cox, Jamie Farr, Robert Forster, and others
    • Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12

    Breathtaking suspense, cold-blooded crime and challenging twists of plot make this collection a chilling audio experience. Featuring the finest short-story mystery fiction by the most acclaimed writers, past and present, including: "The Perfect Crime" by Ben Ray Redman, "Quitters, Inc." by Stephen King, "High Darktown" by James Ellroy, "Yours Truly, Jack the Ripper" by Robert Bloch, "Clerical Error" by James Gould Cozzens, "The Gettysburg Bugle" by Ellery Queen, and more....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Interesting, sometimes riveting, and fun!

    • By Gary on 12-18-17

    Regular price: $13.96

    • The Case of the Case of Mistaken Identity

    • The Brixton Brothers, Book 1
    • By: Mac Barnett
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 34
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 26
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 25

    It all starts here: The thrilling story of Steve Bixton's first case. Our hero has a national treasure to recover, a criminal mastermind to unmask, and a social studies report due Monday -- all while on the run from cops, thugs, and secret-agent librarians.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • creative storyline

    • By My4Kids on 10-15-17

    Regular price: $21.27

    • Gesundheit!

    • Bringing Good Health to You, the Medical System, and Society through Physician Service, Complementary Therapies, Humor, and Joy
    • By: Patch Adams M.D.
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 7 hrs and 13 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 31
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 19

    Meet Patch Adams, M.D., the revolutionary doctor who has challenged the foundations of modern medicine not only by making healthcare personal, but also by making it free. This extraordinary story was made into a major motion picture starring Robin Williams as Patch Adams.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • 20 year old book should be read by every student

    • By Anonymous User on 05-18-18
    • Bringing Good Health to You, the Medical System, and Society through Physician Service, Complementary Therapies, Humor, and Joy
    • By: Patch Adams M.D.
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 7 hrs and 13 mins
    • Release date: 06-12-00
    • 4 out of 5 stars 31 ratings

    Regular price: $17.47

    • The Ghost Writer Secret

    • The Brixton Brothers, Book 2
    • By: Mac Barnett
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 9

    When 12-year-old detective Steve Brixton gets a call that the Fairview diamond has gone missing, there are only two things to do: grab his new business cards and take the case! But Steve quickly learns there’s an even bigger mystery afoot. MacArthur Bart, a.k.a. Steve’s hero, a.k.a. the author of the Bailey Brothers Mysteries series, has been kidnapped! With the man who taught him everything he knows about sleuthing in trouble, Steve and his best chum, Dana, know they must stage a daring rescue....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • AWESOMENESS

    • By I. Koch on 01-03-16

    Regular price: $18.20

    • Mercury

    • By: Ben Bova
    • Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki, Arte Johnson, Moira Quirk
    • Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 215
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 84
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 84

    Despite Mercury's desolateness, there are still those who hope to find diamonds in the rough. Saito Yamagata thinks Mercury's position will make it an ideal orbit point for satellites that could someday create enough power to propel starships into deep space.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • One of Ben Bova's best

    • By Daved Baker on 07-18-05

    Regular price: $31.93

    • Drowned Hopes

    • A Dortmunder Novel
    • By: Donald E. Westlake
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 21
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 17

    Arriving home at dawn after another failed burglary, John Dortmunder - the anti-hero of Donald Westlake's popular comic crime series - is shocked to find his apartment occupied by a notorious cellmate everyone had supposed (and hoped) had been jailed for life.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Good book. Bad, BAD, BAAAD performance

    • By Kelly Howard on 08-16-12

    Regular price: $11.17

    • Artificial Maturity

    • Helping Kids Meet the Challenge of Becoming Authentic Adults
    • By: Tim Elmore
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 40
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 35
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 35

    Today's Generation iY (teens brought up with the Internet) and Homelanders (children born after 9/11) are overexposed to information at an earlier age than ever and paradoxically are underexposed to meaningful relationships and real-life experiences. Artificial Maturity addresses the problem of what to do when parents and teachers mistake children's superficial knowledge for real maturity. The audiobook is filled with practical steps that adults can take to furnish the experiences kids need to balance their abilities with authentic maturity.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • So much to ponder

    • By ALove on 06-14-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • The Cat Who Killed Lilian Jackson Braun

    • A Parody
    • By: Robert Kaplow
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 4 hrs and 36 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      2 out of 5 stars 45
    • Performance
      2.5 out of 5 stars 29
    • Story
      2 out of 5 stars 31

    America's most beloved writer, Lilian Jackson Braun, author of twenty-four Cat Who... mysteries is now the subject of a mystery herself. In this spoof by one of her most ardent admirers, her beheaded body has been discovered in the men's room of a gay bar in Lower Manhattan. The police are baffled, and so it is up to Braun's eccentric writer friend, James Q. (Qafka), and his Siamese cats Ying-Ton and Poon-Tang to solve the ghastly mystery.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • What a disappointment!

    • By Fran Roberts on 06-26-09

    Regular price: $20.95

    • The Pet and the Pendulum

    • The Misadventures of Edgar & Allan Poe, Book Three
    • By: Gordon McAlpine
    • Narrated by: Arte Johnson
    • Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 5

    As with the first two books, The Pet and the Pendulum is filled with codes, brain-teasers, smart (not snarky) humor, and cameos by the actual Edgar Allan Poe, who is watching over his great-great-great-nephews from the Great Beyond. Listeners won't want to miss the misadventures' end!

    Regular price: $19.60

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