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In 2025, van life isn’t what it used to be — it’s smarter, more connected, and more accessible than ever. Whether you’re dreaming of a retirement filled with road trips or looking to live simply and affordably, Traveling Free and Easy (They Laughed When I Said I Was Going to Retire and Live in My Van) is your complete guide to making it happen without draining your savings. Author Steven Doornbos blends practical tips, real-world stories, and a dash of humor to walk you through every stage of the journey — from choosing and outfitting your van to living comfortably on less than $...

Welcome to Camp Creepout. You know the place—the fog rolls in heavy, the trees whisper your name, and the canoes? Well, they have teeth. When 11-year-old Josh and his best friend Cooper arrive at Camp Creepout, they expect some hiking, s’mores, and maybe a few bug bites. What they don’t expect is to be stalked by a wooden monster with paddles for arms and a taste for rule-breaking campers. Now it’s up to a crew of goofy, terrified kids, a glowing-eyebrowed counselor, and a lot of marshmallows to stop an ancient canoe uprising before the entire camp is eaten—one bunkmate at a time....

🍳 Saddle up for the funniest showdown in the Wild West! When grumpy Old Big Belly Bill rides into Cactus Junction to ban cows forever, Sheriff Quick Draw McGraw, his trusty burro Bubba, and their “brave until supper” friend Not So Brave the First are ready to defend the town. But at the Not So Okay Corral, there’s just one tiny problem… nobody brought bullets! What follows is a laugh-out-loud standoff full of sheep, silly mix-ups, and the most delicious peace treaty ever — served hot at Nel’s Country Store & Eatery. Perfect for ages 6–10, this richly illustrated ...

Some laser engraving jobs are routine. Some push the limits of your tools. And some? They crack open the door to an entirely different reality. Jax Rivers was just trying to keep his small engraving business alive when a mysterious artifact landed on his workbench. He didn’t expect it to talk. He didn’t expect it to open gateways to impossible worlds. And he definitely didn’t expect to be hunted across dimensions by rival engravers, storm-wielding guardians, and the oldest beings in existence. Now, with a sarcastic best friend at his side and an enigmatic guide who may or may not be ...

Once upon a time, immortality was a fairy tale. In the kingdom of Aurelion, it became a weapon. Princess Selene’s world is crumbling — famine grips the land, enemies close in, and hope is running out. When a secretive council of scientists offers the Apple of Immortality, a device capable of halting aging, curing disease, and preserving the body forever, Selene sees a chance to save her people. But the promise of eternal life comes with a hidden cost: surrendering control of her future. Flung centuries into a world she doesn’t recognize, Selene wakes to find herself worshipped as a ...

The Money Is in the List isn’t just another marketing book — it’s a step-by-step blueprint designed for one specific group of entrepreneurs: home-based laser engravers who want more orders, more loyal customers, and more freedom. If you’ve ever: Struggled to keep a steady flow of engraving orders Wished you had a way to reach past customers without relying on social media algorithms Wondered how the pros seem to have constant repeat business …this book will show you exactly how they do it — and how you can, too. Inside, you’ll learn how to: Build an engaged email list of ...

Sit, Sweat, Repeat: The Ultimate Wheelchair Exercise Program for Seniors Over 60 is more than just a workout guide—it’s a celebration of movement, confidence, and fun. Whether you’ve been using a wheelchair for years or have recently joined the “wheels club,” this book will show you how to build strength, boost energy, improve flexibility, and increase balance—all without leaving your chair. And it’s not all serious—laughter and humor are as much a part of the program as resistance bands and soup-can curls. With safe, step-by-step instructions, easy-to-follow routines, and ...

There are rules about owning a dragon. Don’t tell your parents. Don’t feed it cereal. And definitely don’t take it to Show-and-Tell. When a sarcastic, snack-loving kid finds a fire-breathing best friend named Flamey in his backyard, his life gets toasted—in the best possible way. But when Flamey mysteriously vanishes, what follows is a laugh-out-loud, marshmallow-melting mystery across secret tunnels, donut guilds, sewer traps, and a town that just doesn’t believe in dragons. Yet. Packed with heart, humor, friendship, and more flaming burps than anyone requested, Hey, Who Stole My...

What happens when a clever, rule-bending, meatloaf-loving pup decides to keep a daily journal of his misadventures? You get Confessions of a Naughty Dog—a hilarious, heart-tugging, and occasionally slobber-covered memoir told entirely from the paws of Nugget, a stubborn pit bull with a nose for trouble and a heart of gold. From epic escapes under the fence to surprise garden stakeouts, Nugget’s “letters to Dogery” capture a year’s worth of laugh-out-loud antics, wild backyard operations, and a noble quest for snacks, justice, and maybe—just maybe—graduating obedience school. ...

Calvin wasn't supposed to be on a spaceship. He definitely wasn't supposed to be heading to Venus. But when you're nine years old, brilliant at hiding, and have a dog like Pudge, anything is possible. Join Calvin and Pudge as they accidentally stow away on Starhopper 9, meet a crew of quirky space travelers, and discover the greatest surprise of all—friendly aliens who wave back. With pancakes, paw prints, and peanut butter medals along the way, this out-of-this-world adventure will leave young readers laughing, wide-eyed, and ready for more. Perfect for ages 5–12, Deep Space Trouble is...

Where The Mail Goes, The Money Follows is a fun, friendly, and eye-opening guide to building a simple, profitable side hustle that anyone can start—with less than $100 and a shovel. From digging your first post hole to turning your weekend gigs into a full-time business, this hands-on guide walks you step-by-step through the art (and science) of installing mailboxes the right way. With no fluff, no technical jargon, and no nonsense, Steven Doornbos lays out a proven, low-risk path to starting your own curbside cash machine. If you’re ready to earn real money doing honest work—with ...

Welcome to the world where creativity meets cuteness—and profit has paw prints all over it. If you’ve ever dreamed of starting your own small business, working from home, and building a brand that brings joy to fellow pet lovers, then you’re in the right place. In this practical, inspiring, and fun-to-follow guide, you'll learn how to: 🐾 Start a pet-themed sublimation printing business from scratch—even if you’ve never used a heat press before 💡 Discover in-demand products like custom mugs, bandanas, pet tags, and pillows that fly off the shelves 📸 Create designs that pop...

Meet Professor Barkington—the smartest dog in school, wearer of round glasses, solver of mysteries, and lover of peanut butter biscuits. When all the homework at Maplewood Elementary suddenly vanishes, Barkington teams up with his best friend, Emma, to sniff out the truth. But this isn’t just a missing paper problem—soon there are glitter-covered raccoons, a peanut-butter-faced hamster, and a ribbon-wearing guinea pig running wild through the halls. With a cast of furry suspects and one suspicious sixth grader, Barkington will have to use every bit of his detective skill to crack the ...

What’s furry, feisty, and always one paw ahead of trouble? Meet Scruff McFluff — the scruffiest, cleverest squirrel this side of the fence. When birdseed starts vanishing from the backyard feeder, Scruff launches a full-blown investigation with his loyal (and slightly snack-obsessed) sidekick, Twitch. But this is no ordinary seed snatcher — cryptic notes, peanut butter spoons, mysterious tunnels, and shadowy figures point to a much bigger mystery beneath the mulch. Alongside a colorful cast of characters — including a pirate parrot, a toad with wisdom naps, and a glitter-wielding ...

Welcome to Butterbean Acres—home of sunshine, snacks, and one gloriously unpredictable donkey. Meet Happy, the sunglass-wearing, pineapple-juggling, alien-greeting hero you never knew you needed. From moonwalking through mud puddles to hosting intergalactic dance parties, Happy’s misadventures are equal parts ridiculous and heartwarming. Each chapter in this collection follows Happy and his lovable barnyard crew as they turn ordinary farm life into unforgettable chaos. Whether it’s forming a yoga cult, battling fashion-forward llamas, or accidentally going viral with his laugh, Happy ...

You never expect it. No matter how long you’ve loved someone—no matter how many mornings you’ve shared, how many inside jokes you’ve collected, how many plans you’ve made—you’re never ready to wake up and find them gone. The Empty Side of the Bed is not just a book. It’s a companion in the silence. It’s for anyone who has ever lost the love of their life without warning—and found themselves staring at the ceiling, asking, “What do I do now?” This book doesn’t offer clichés or quick fixes. It offers honesty, comfort, reflection, and hope. Each chapter walks through...

Strong for Life is the fitness book you’ve been waiting for—one that doesn’t demand perfection, expensive gear, or endless hours at the gym. Whether you’re 35 or 85, this simple, science-backed program shows you how to stay strong, steady, and independent for life. With a practical blend of strength training, balance drills, mindset shifts, and everyday nutrition, you’ll learn how to build real-world fitness that protects your future. Written in a conversational tone by someone who’s lived it, Strong for Life helps you train smarter—not harder—with a clear, adaptable system ...

Some lockers open. This one follows. Milo Carter never wanted attention. He liked his quiet life of pudding cups, occasional sarcasm, and staying out of trouble. But everything changes the day a dented red locker appears in his middle school hallway—with his name already engraved on it. Now Milo’s stuck in a school that’s turning into something else—something automated, haunted, and hungry. As strange voices whisper from the vents and mirror versions of students begin replacing the real ones, Milo must team up with Gwen, a classmate with a conspiracy folder and ninja-level sarcasm, ...

Welcome to the warm, wild savanna—home to towering elephants, cheeky monkeys, and one remarkably determined dung beetle named Donald J. Dungbuster. With a heart as big as his favorite poop ball and a family that rolls right along beside him, Donald shows us that life, love, and legacy can all be built on even the messiest of foundations. From monsoon floods to beetle bake-offs, elephant encounters to poop-powered parades, this is a story of resilience, laughter, and one quirky beetle’s quest to feed his family, win big, and always roll with purpose. Perfect for young readers with ...

Mailman Max vs. The Junk Mail Monster isn’t just another silly postal adventure—it’s a full-package delivery of laughs, mystery, and unexpected depth: Follows Max, a humble yet heroic mailman, as he battles strange letters, rogue stamps, and a growing mountain of magical junk mail. *Packed with mystery, suspense, and surprise visits from paranormal parcels and villainous flyers. *Features side-splitting humor for both kids and adults—think Monty Python meets The Postal Service. *Stars Kevin, a semi-retired homing pigeon with attitude and deep thoughts about breadcrumbs. *Teaches ...