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    • Whose Boat Is This Boat?

    • Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane
    • By: The Staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
    • Narrated by: Stephen Colbert
    • Length: 5 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 194
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 181
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 180

    Whose Boat Is This Boat? Comments That Don’t Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane is made entirely of quotations from President Donald Trump in the wake of Hurricane Florence. It is the first children's book that demonstrates what not to say after a natural disaster.  On September 19, 2018, Donald Trump paid a visit to New Bern, North Carolina, one of the towns ravaged by Hurricane Florence. It was there he showed deep concern for a boat that washed ashore. "At least you got a nice boat out of the deal," said President Trump to hurricane victims.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • quick laugh

    • By Sephira Jenkins on 11-11-18

    Regular price: $1.88

    • I Am America (And So Can You!)

    • By: Stephen Colbert
    • Narrated by: Stephen Colbert
    • Length: 3 hrs and 33 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2,464
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,035
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1,033

    What The Daily Show is to evening news, The Colbert Report is to personality-driven pundit shows. Colbert brings his sarcastic charm to a half-hour report, tackling the important issues of the day and telling his guests why their opinions are just plain wrong. Stephen stands for "truthiness" and his American right to copyright that word and claim ownership of it. The author describes this as a simple audiobook from a simple mind: Stephen Colbert's.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Funny, but disappointing.

    • By Ty A Hansen on 10-24-07

    Regular price: $22.80

    • America Again

    • Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't
    • By: Stephen Colbert
    • Narrated by: Stephen Colbert, Tim Meadows, Jordin Ruderman
    • Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2,074
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,891
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1,867

    Book store nation, in the history of mankind there has never been a greater country than America. You could say we're the number one nation at being the best at greatness. But as perfect as America is in every single way, America is broken! And we can't exchange it because we're 236 years past the 30-day return window. Look around - we don't make anything anymore, we've mortgaged our future to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief goes on world tours just to bow before foreign leaders.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Not His Best, but Still Funny

    • By Troy on 05-07-15

    Regular price: $22.80

    • I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)

    • By: Stephen Colbert
    • Narrated by: Tom Hanks, Stephen Colbert (introduction)
    • Length: 8 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 986
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 884
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 864

    The story of a pole, searching for his purpose in life. "The perfect gift to give a child or grandchild for their high school or college graduation. Also Father's Day. Also, other times."
    —Stephen Colbert

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Cute, funny, patriotic

    • By Pam on 05-21-12

    Regular price: $1.70

    • Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions

    • By: The Staff of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert
    • Narrated by: Stephen Colbert
    • Length: 35 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 128
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 118
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 116

    Forgive him, father, for Stephen Colbert has sinned. He knew it was wrong at the time. But he went ahead and did it anyway. Now he's begging for forgiveness. Based on his popular segment from The Late Show, Stephen Colbert and his team of writers now reveal his most shameful secrets to millions (although, actually, he'd like you not to tell anyone). Midnight Confessions is a collection of Stephen Colbert at his most brilliant and irreverent.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Much too short

    • By Sonja P on 09-11-17

    Regular price: $9.44

    • The Heart is a Choking Hazard

    • An Essay from Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me
    • By: Stephen Colbert
    • Narrated by: Stephen Colbert
    • Length: 7 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 38
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 18
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 18

    An essay from Things I've Learned From the Women Who've Dumped Me.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • It's a rip-off!!! it is less than 5minutes.

    • By Amazon Customer on 04-03-17

    Regular price: $2.26

    • Things I've Learned from Women Who've Dumped Me

    • By: Ben Karlin (editor), Stephen Colbert, Will Forte, and others
    • Narrated by: full cast
    • Length: 3 hrs and 32 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 253
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 107
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 105

    The Emmy award-winning former executive producer of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report has assembled a stellar lineup of men who have one thing in common: all have been dumped...and are willing to share their pain and the lessons learned.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Funny because it's true

    • By Michael Janosky on 06-28-13

    Regular price: $22.80