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    • Ep. 5: The Frog Prince with Patton Oswalt (Bedtime Stories for Cynics)

    • By: Nick Offerman, Patton Oswalt, Dave Hill
    • Length: 9 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 12
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 12

    [Contains explicit content] Patton Oswalt performs an adaptation of the Brothers Grimm classic, “The Frog Prince.” Ours has all the usual ingredients—a frog, a princess, and a touch of magic—but with a few extra elements, like gastrointestinal disorders, classy nicknames, and gratuitous male nudity.

    Regular price: $2.99

    • Silver Screen Fiend

    • Learning About Life From an Addiction to Film
    • By: Patton Oswalt
    • Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
    • Length: 4 hrs and 7 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,886
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,734
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1,732

    New York Times best-selling author, comedian, and actor Patton Oswalt shares his entertaining memoir about coming of age as a performer and writer in the late '90s while obsessively watching classic films at the legendary New Beverly Cinema in Los Angeles. Between 1995 and 1999, Patton Oswalt lived with an unshakeable addiction. It wasn't drugs, alcohol, or sex. It was film.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • For Patton Oswalt fans and stand-up fans.

    • By Brian on 02-19-15

    Regular price: $17.49

    • The United States of Absurdity

    • Untold Stories from American History
    • By: Dave Anthony, Gareth Reynolds, Patton Oswalt - foreword
    • Narrated by: Dave Anthony, Gareth Reynolds
    • Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 227
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 211
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 208

    The creators of the podcast The Dollop present profiles of the weird, outrageous, NSFW, and downright absurd tales from American history that you weren't taught in school. The United States of Absurdity presents short, informative, and hilarious stories of the most outlandish (but true) people, events, and more from United States history.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Fun With Useless Facts

    • By Keith on 05-21-17

    Regular price: $21.00

    • Zombie Spaceship Wasteland

    • A Book by Patton Oswalt
    • By: Patton Oswalt
    • Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
    • Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1,334
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,038
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1,036

    Oswalt combines memoir with uproarious humor, from snow forts to Dungeons & Dragons to gifts from Grandma that had to be explained. He remem­bers his teen summers spent working in a movie Cineplex and his early years doing stand-up. Readers are also treated to several graphic elements, includ­ing a vampire tale for the rest of us and some greeting cards with a special touch.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • An interesting peek into the mind of Oswalt

    • By Cliff on 11-01-13

    Regular price: $11.29

    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Close Encounters
    • By: Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, Greg Behrendt, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt, Bobcat Goldthwait, and others
    • Length: 21 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0

    What's it like to act with Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise? To direct Bob Dylan? More important, what's it like to live inside the minds of the inspired comedians telling these hilarious stories about celebrities?

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Dating a Stripper is A Recipe for Perspective

    • An Essay from Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me
    • By: Patton Oswalt
    • Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
    • Length: 8 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 97
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 66
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 67

    An essay from Things I've Learned From the Women Who've Dumped Me.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Freaking hilarious!

    • By Cliff on 11-01-13

    Regular price: $2.26

    • Moments of Ironic Destiny

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Patton Oswalt
    • Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
    • Length: 8 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Patton dishes out a little philosophy and a lot of funny in this classic Un-Cab set about a singular encounter with a NY cabbie.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories, Adventures with Patton, October 3, 2008

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Patton Oswalt
    • Narrated by: Patton Oswalt
    • Length: 13 mins
    • Original Recording
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Patton Oswalt is a brilliant comedy writer and the ringleader of Comedians of Comedy on Showtime and on tour. In fact, he's probably appearing at a club in your area right now. You've probably seen him on King of Queens or Balls of Fury and heard him as the voice of Rattatouile.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Care to Make Love in That Gross Little Space Between Cars?

    • A Believer Book of Advice
    • By: Judd Apatow (Introduction), Patton Oswalt (Introduction), The Believer, and others
    • Narrated by: Patton Oswalt, Fred Willard, Bob Saget
    • Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      2.5 out of 5 stars 66
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 55
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 54

    The Believer magazine presents a compendium of advice from producers, writers, and actors of The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, Parks and Recreation, Late Show with David Letterman, The Hangover, and The Colbert Report, along with other musicians, cartoonists, New Yorker writers, and those similarly unqualified to offer guidance.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Stupid, not funny, worst audible ever.

    • By Steven Starr on 03-02-13

    Regular price: $21.00

    • Pot's Greatest Hits

    • By: Doug Benson, Patton Oswalt, Jimmy Dore, and others
    • Narrated by: Doug Benson, Patton Oswalt, Jimmy Dore, and others
    • Length: 1 hr and 15 mins
    • Original Recording
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    Pot's Greatest Hits is a compilation of the best marijuana bits from the funniest comics working today. Hosted by Doug Benson, co-creator and co-star of the off-Broadway hit, The Marijuana-logues, this collection of cannabis humor ranges from the absolute highs of stoner brilliance to the lows of baked stupidity.

    Regular price: $6.99

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • A Nerd in Love
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Patton Oswalt
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt
    • Length: 12 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1

    Patton Oswalt falls in love. This is a classic Un-Cabaret performance, in which Beth's questions push the performer to go deeper and find all kinds of funny.

    Regular price: $0.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Frequent Flyers
    • By: Patton Oswalt, Beth Lapides, John Riggi, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, John Riggi, Tim Bagley, and others
    • Length: 18 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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    Take off with these high-flying stories about air travel that go a lot deeper than jokes about airline food (although one of the stories is, in fact, about a food-related revelation). They're also about crazy travelers and horribly awkward interactions with the stranger in the next seat.

    Regular price: $1.95