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    • The Bad Beginning, A Multi-Voice Recording

    • A Series of Unfortunate Events #1
    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Tim Curry, Full Cast
    • Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3,500
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2,746
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2,744

    Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this all-new audio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you. This unique multi-voice recording brings the first book in Lemony Snicket's alarming A Series of Unfortunate Events to such terrible life that no one should really have to experience it.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Brilliantly miserable

    • By Lindsey on 06-05-05

    Regular price: $14.82

    • The Reptile Room

    • A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 2
    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Tim Curry
    • Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,017
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 912
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 909

    Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent children. They are charming, and resourceful, and have pleasant facial features. Unfortunately, they are exceptionally unlucky. In the first two books alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, a lumpy bed, a deadly serpent, a large brass reading lamp, a long knife, and a terrible odor.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Woah

    • By Alex on 04-28-16

    Regular price: $17.10

    • The Wide Window

    • A Series of Unfortunate Events #3
    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Lemony Snicket
    • Length: 3 hrs and 4 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 826
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 617
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 611

    I am sorry to say that the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Better with Tim Curry

    • By Lux on 01-08-16

    Regular price: $19.38

    • The Miserable Mill

    • A Series of Unfortunate Events #4
    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Lemony Snicket
    • Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 698
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 518
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 520

    I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to listen to this recording because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put down this audio instantaneously, because of all the audios describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Adult voices too loud, narrative too soft

    • By Amazon Customer on 09-20-16

    Regular price: $19.38

    • The Austere Academy

    • A Series of Unfortunate Events #5
    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Lemony Snicket
    • Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 746
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 571
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 570

    If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Tim Curry did a much much better job

    • By Leon on 03-07-05

    Regular price: $19.38

    • The Slippery Slope

    • A Series of Unfortunate Events #10
    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Tim Curry
    • Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 504
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 378
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 378

    Like handshakes or housepets, many things are preferable when not slippery. Unfortunately, in this miserable volume, I am afraid that Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire run into more than their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up, and down, a range of strange and distressing mountains.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Awesome and irresistible!

    • By Lady B on 04-28-18

    Regular price: $22.81

    • The Carnivorous Carnival

    • A Series of Unfortunate Events #9
    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Tim Curry
    • Length: 4 hrs and 50 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 488
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 346
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 346

    The word "carnivorous", which appears in the title of this book, means "meat-eating", and once you have read such a bloodthirsty word, there is no reason to read any further. This carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Tim curry makes it spectacular!!!

    • By Amazon Customer on 04-15-15

    Regular price: $19.38

    • The Ersatz Elevator

    • A Series of Unfortunate Events #6
    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Tim Curry
    • Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 695
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 502
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 505

    Like the previous books in A Series of Unfortunate Events, there is nothing to be heard here but misery, despair, and discomfort, and you still have time to choose something else to listen to.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Provide some sanity while driving kids around

    • By John S on 01-17-14

    Regular price: $19.38

    • The Vile Village

    • A Series of Unfortunate Events #7
    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Tim Curry
    • Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 587
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 428
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 429

    Nobody in their right minds would listen to this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay at the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded on this program.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • The best in the series so far

    • By BR mom on 05-07-05

    Regular price: $19.38

    • The Grim Grotto

    • A Series of Unfortunate Events #11
    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Tim Curry
    • Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 529
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 365
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 364

    Unless you are a slug, a sea anemone, or mildew, you probably prefer not to be damp. You might also prefer not to listen to this audiobook, in which the Baudelaire siblings descend into the depths of despair, underwater. The horrors they encounter are too numerous to list, and include mushrooms, a mechanical monster, a distressing message from a lost friend, and tap dancing.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Wow

    • By Amazon Customer on 02-10-17

    Regular price: $22.81

    • The Hostile Hospital

    • A Series of Unfortunate Events #8
    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Tim Curry
    • Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 522
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 377
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 378

    This audio is the only one which describes every last detail of the Baudelaire children's miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital, which makes it one of the most dreadful audios in the world.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Ugh, a cliffhanger!

    • By bigdjunta on 08-01-18

    Regular price: $19.38

    • The End

    • A Series of Unfortunate Events #13
    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Tim Curry
    • Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 522
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 351
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 349

    You are presumably looking here for clues to the shocking conclusion of this terminal audiobook, or the ending of the end. The end of the end is the best place to begin the end, because if you listen to the end from the beginning of the beginning of the end to the end of the end of the end, you will arrive at the end of the end of your rope.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Fascinating

    • By Kindle Customer on 06-22-07

    Regular price: $22.81

    • The Penultimate Peril

    • A Series of Unfortunate Events #12
    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Tim Curry
    • Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 521
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 327
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 323

    Regardless of how they pass their time while at a hotel, the three siblings will be sure to take in all the interesting sights and sounds, and write them down, just in case this episode turns out to be the darkest yet in a series of unfortunate events.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great narration, amazing dramatization

    • By DE on 01-05-18

    Regular price: $22.81

    • File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents

    • All the Wrong Questions
    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Jon Scieszka, Terry Gross, Sarah Vowell, and others
    • Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 48
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 41
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 40

    Paintings have been falling off of walls, a loud and loyal dog has gone missing, a gurgled message is being transmitted by walkie-talkie - strange things are happening all over the town of Stain'd-by-the-Sea. Called upon to investigate these suspicious incidents, young Lemony Snicket collects clues, questions witnesses, and cracks every case. Join the investigation and tackle the mysteries alongside Snicket, then turn to the back of the book to see the solution revealed.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • An enjoyable diversion

    • By bigdjunta on 07-13-18

    Regular price: $17.12

    • Interview with Lemony Snicket (a.k.a. Daniel Handler)

    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Beth Anderson
    • Length: 24 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 901
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 304
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 297

    Best-selling author Lemony Snicket (a.k.a. Daniel Handler) recently spoke with Beth Anderson, Audible's publisher, about A Series of Unfortunate Events. He talked about his experience narrating audiobooks, as well as his participation in the movie. You'll hear about his favorite authors and musicians and learn more about the Baudelaire orphans. Whether you are a die-hard fan or new to this fantastically grim and gripping series, this dire dialogue will make you marvelously miserable.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Very enjoyable!

    • By Emily on 03-12-12

    Regular price: $0.00

    • The Dark

    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Neil Gaiman
    • Length: 6 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 143
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 135
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 133

    Laszlo is afraid of the dark. The dark lives in the same house as Laszlo. Mostly, though, the dark stays in the basement and doesn't come into Lazslo's room. But one night, it does. This is the story of how Laszlo stops being afraid of the dark.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Who could be afraid of the dark

    • By Phred TE on 07-15-18

    Regular price: $2.26

    • 'Who Could That Be at This Hour?'

    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Liam Aiken
    • Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 185
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 160
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 160

    In a fading town, far from anyone he knew or trusted, a young Lemony Snicket began his apprenticeship in an organization nobody knows about. He started by asking questions that shouldn't have been on his mind. Now he has written an account that should not be published, in four volumes that shouldn't be read. This is the first volume.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Lemony Leave Me Hanging

    • By Alan on 11-27-12

    Regular price: $17.09

    • 'When Did You See Her Last?'

    • All the Wrong Questions
    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Liam Aiken
    • Length: 4 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 93
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 79
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 80

    I should have asked the question "How could someone who was missing be in two places at once?" Instead, I asked the wrong question - four wrong questions, more or less. This is the account of the second. In the fading town of Stain'd-by-the-Sea, young apprentice Lemony Snicket has a new case to solve when he and his chaperone are hired to find a missing girl. Is the girl a runaway? Or was she kidnapped? Was she seen last at the grocery store? Or could she have stopped at the diner? Is it really any of your business? These are All the Wrong Questions.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Great

    • By todd on 05-04-15

    Regular price: $22.80

    • The Lump of Coal

    • By: Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris
    • Length: 11 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 156
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 106
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 106

    This is a story about a lump of coal who can think, talk, and move itself around. Is there a more charming holiday tale to behold? Probably, but Lemony Snicket has not written one.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • So Cute!

    • By Lynda on 12-20-08

    Regular price: $2.27

    • "Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?"

    • By: Lemony Snicket, Seth - illustrator
    • Narrated by: Liam Aiken
    • Length: 5 hrs and 8 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 82
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 71
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 71

    On all other nights, the train departs from Stain'd Station and travels to the city without stopping. But not tonight. You might ask, why is this night different from all other nights? But that's the wrong question. Instead ask, where is this all heading? And what happens at the end of the line? The final book in Lemony Snicket's best-selling series All The Wrong Questions.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Bravo!

    • By bigdjunta on 07-23-18

    Regular price: $22.80

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