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    • Aleah, the Hefty Sista with Dongle Kryptonite

    • Johnny Dongle's Absolutely True, Spine-Tingling Sexcapades, Book 2
    • By: Johnny Dongle
    • Narrated by: Joe Picean
    • Length: 22 mins
    • Unabridged
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    In which Mr. Dongle, his massage skills and his bedroom aptitude are unceremoniously neutralized by a thickset Nubian princess in the seedy motel where she lives.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • 100 Terrible Names for a Baby: Book 3

    • By: Johnny Dongle
    • Narrated by: Bill Fisher
    • Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
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    In Book 3, Johnny Dongle continues his full-frontal assault on the terrible names given to children by modern parents.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • 100 Terrible Names for a Baby

    • Book One, Archer
    • By: Johnny Dongle
    • Narrated by: Bill Fisher
    • Length: 1 hr and 53 mins
    • Unabridged
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    For years, millions of us have murmured under our collective breath about the descent of modern children's names into the depths of the ridiculous, and now those millions have a voice. Teachers, nurses, parents, students: If you've ever rolled your eyes at a child's name and fantasized about ridiculing his/her parents for their self-serving pretentiousness - or simply their ability to spell correctly - this is the audiobook for you.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • 100 Terrible Names for a Baby: Volume 4

    • By: Johnny Dongle
    • Narrated by: Bill Fisher
    • Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
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    Dr. Dongle, the indefatigable slayer of parents who give their children awful name, returns more vile and angry than ever in Volume 4. In the crosshairs this go-round are the mothers and fathers of Keightlynne, Equinox, Jaxton, Virva, Fhoenix, Rayge, Gusty, Jaykub, Infinity, Darlington and 90 more names that it's OK to openly despise. The usual warning: the language herein is among the most foul, vile and vulgar you'll ever read. The faint of heart and those with a weak sense of humor need not apply.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • 100 Terrible Names for a Baby: Volume 2

    • By: Johnny Dongle
    • Narrated by: Bill Fisher
    • Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
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    Johnny Dongle returns with more real-life, awful names given to children by even realer-life, awfuler parents. Tresco: Child or Discount Pharmacy Chain? Pacey: Child or Race Horse? Annora: Child or Medical Condition? You be the judge. Bascom: Child or Secretive Government Agency? You be the judge. Advisory: This audiobook is even more vile, vulgar, and hilarious than Volume I.

    Regular price: $6.95