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    • Horde

    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Nick Jermyn
    • Length: 14 hrs and 41 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Orcs used to be a fearsome fighting force, and the unleashing of the Horde brought terror to humans, elves, and dwarves time and time again over the centuries. Nowadays, there aren't any more Ultimate Evils, necromancers, or dark wizards left to hire the Horde. Paug Blumpkin is smart for an orc (rather like saying he's smart for a box of hair). He's bored of training with the rest of the Horde for a war that will never come, and he's definitely tired of polishing his helmet. So he decides to set off in search of adventure, bringing along his cheerfully idiotic brother Milph, who has a regular habit of forgetting his pants.

    Regular price: $24.95

    • The Guitarist

    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Summer Jo Swaine
    • Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 4
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      4 out of 5 stars 4
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      4 out of 5 stars 4

    High school reporter Sherri "Bax" Baxter is content being an outsider, with a reputation as a nosy busybody among the students of Jericho High. Instead of friendships, she focuses on objective journalistic integrity, because it will get her out of the dead-end Texas oil town and into a prestigious journalism school, and she's pretty sure she's found her big story. A new girl, Molly, has come to town with a mysterious sideways grin, a bolero hat, a well-loved guitar case, and the musical talent of legendary blues man Stevie Ray Vaughan.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Surprisingly good

    • By tzinnamon on 10-01-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Starf*cker

    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Joshua Tuttle, Paul Tuttle, Chalet Findlay, and others
    • Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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      4 out of 5 stars 8

    Once, John Irish was a legend in the porn industry, partying with the likes of John Holmes, Peter North, Nina Hartley, and Seka, but now he's on the far side of 50, and Ron Jeremy won't even return his phone calls. Desperate for any kind of paying work, he's sunk to the level of bit roles in grade-Z porn and is even considering applying to work at Wal-Mart, when hot-blooded starlet Mindy Copperhead comes into his life. He quickly discovers she's far more than a simple blowjob artist, but is in fact an advance scout for a distant alien race, sent to Earth to find...him.

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Airship Lies

    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Murdoch Pennington
    • Length: 3 hrs and 54 mins
    • Unabridged
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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    Airship Lies is a steampunk/Western anthology containing five stories from the Age of Wonder, ranging from the Old West to the wilderness beyond the frontier to the very edge of space itself. 

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Loved the voice!

    • By Lacie Allen on 08-02-18

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Space Sharks

    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Montgomery Que
    • Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
    • Unabridged
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    You've seen Sharknado. You've watched Ghost Shark. Now, killer sharks take to their highest altitude ever in the audiobook that absolutely no one asked for, but everybody wants to listen to: Space Sharks. That's right. Sharks. In space. What more do you want?

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Just Cause: Revised & Expanded Edition

    • Just Cause Universe, Book 1
    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Leslie Howard
    • Length: 10 hrs and 46 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 16
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      3 out of 5 stars 16
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 16

    Mustang Sally has some speedy shoes to fill. This young superhero has waited her whole life to join Just Cause - the premiere team of American heroes. Now she's hoping her super-speed will earn a spot on the same team to which her parents and grandparents belonged. A chance encounter with the villain who killed her father changes everything. Even though she's only an intern, Sally devotes herself to finding the man known as Destroyer.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Just Cause is Just Spectacular!!!

    • By Michelle Titherington VanDaley on 01-16-18

    Regular price: $24.95

    • The Archmage

    • A Just Cause Universe Novel
    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Leslie Howard
    • Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
    • Unabridged
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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      4 out of 5 stars 11
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 11

    The would-be Archmage has slain nearly all the magic-users in the world, taking their power for himself. If he succeeds in killing the Lucky Seven's own mage Stratocaster, the Archmage's power will become absolute and plunge the world into darkness under his cruel reign. But not if Mustang Sally and the rest of the Just Cause superheroes have anything to say about it.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • The Archmage

    • By Tiffany on 04-30-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Making the Cut

    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Summer Jo Swaine
    • Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Making the Cut is the flagship show on the FoodieTV network, giving recent high school graduates a chance to win a scholarship to a prestigious culinary school. Midori is from San Francisco, and grew up in a family that owns a restaurant. All she ever wanted to do was cook, but in Japanese culture, women are relegated to hostess and management roles. Nicole is from Denver, the child of a broken home who's been forced to grow up way too soon. She's been poor her entire life, and that prize package is impossibly valuable to her. These two girls become friends despite their cultural differences, and together with six more challengers, will be competing in front of the cameras.

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Blood on the Ice

    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Evan Harris
    • Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
    • Unabridged
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      5 out of 5 stars 1
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    When a talented new player joins the perennially losing sub-minor-league hockey team the Fighting Aardvarks, it marks the beginning of a winning tradition. But things aren't as they seem, and players begin to change. First-line center Hammie learns the truth: The Aardvarks are becoming vampires, and it's up to him to stop them before the infestation spreads beyond just the team.  

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • hocky horror show

    • By Ijw on 07-30-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Muddy Creek Tales

    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Ferdie Luthy
    • Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
    • Unabridged
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    This collection, Muddy Creek Tales, includes both previously published and all-new stories: The Mighty Peculiar Incident at Muddy Creek - What starts out as something simple as a train failing to stop winds up as something mighty peculiar indeed. Clockwork Chloe - Bert Tillory can get any woman to say yes, but who is he really looking for? Posse - Sometimes when riding down a fugitive, it's hard to tell who's the hunter and who's being hunted.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Hope and Undead Elvis

    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Kathy Garner
    • Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 18
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      4 out of 5 stars 18
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      4 out of 5 stars 18

    Hope was playing five-card draw with undead Elvis when the world ended. Before the world ended, Hope was a down-and-out virgin stripper. Now she's pregnant with a baby prophesied to be the world's salvation. Undead Elvis promises her that Graceland is the only safe place left even though the rest of the world has become sand and ash. Hope must undertake the perilous journey across a broken, unfamiliar landscape to reach it.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Good Listen, thank you, thank you very much

    • By James on 10-28-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • High Contrast: A Collection of Tales

    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Joseph M. Clarke
    • Length: 3 hrs and 8 mins
    • Unabridged
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    A collection of eight tales ranging from horror to superhero, science fiction to postapocalyptic, that examine the darker aspects of the world.

    Regular price: $14.95

    • The Scene Stealers

    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Summer Jo Swaine
    • Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Steal big. The Crew: Olivia, the Director; Anjanae, the Artist; Pancho, the Techie; Kennedy, the Actress; Jerome, the Money Man; Vajra, the Thug. The Target: A painting of Anjanae's deceased mother, stolen from her and presented for sale by a professional artist. The Job: Steal it back and don't get caught, because high school is hard enough without facing hard time. 

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Deep Six

    • Just Cause Universe, Book 4
    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Leslie Howard
    • Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
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    When criminals are convicted, they go to jail. When they have parahuman abilities, they go to Deep Six, the most secure prison facility in the world. Six thousand feet underground, nobody has ever escaped from the maximum security facility. Until now. A parahuman terrorist called Misrule engineers a mass breakout, and it falls to a pair of prison guards to stop the world's most dangerous criminals from reaching freedom.

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Troubleshooters: The Longest Joke Ever Told

    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Nicholas Patrella
    • Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 18
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 18
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 18

    Live fast, die young, leave a good-looking corpse. Such is the credo of the modern mercenary in the economic downturn of the late 2040s. Three such antiheroes are brought together by a billionaire for a unique search-and-retrieval mission. If they succeed, they'll walk away free and clear with a big fat payday. But if they fail... Well, things will go badly for them.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Troubleshooters

    • By MANI on 06-19-18

    Regular price: $24.95

    • The Oilman's Daughter

    • By: Ian Thomas Healy, Allison M. Dickson
    • Narrated by: Paul Tuttle
    • Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 6
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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      4 out of 5 stars 6

    1907: A world of steam and steel, of brass and bravery. Spaceships ply the lanes above the Earth, running on coke furnaces and a prayer, while the atomic-powered Circumferential Rail runs the route between Paris, France, and Houston, Texas. Where there is cargo, and passengers of means, pirates soon follow, and this is how Jonathan Orbital, heir to the Circumferential Rail finds himself embroiled in a conspiracy surrounding a kidnapped French woman with a valuable secret.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Thoroughly enjoyable

    • By Gypsieyf on 06-12-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Day of the Destroyer: A Just Cause Universe Novel, Volume 3

    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Leslie Howard
    • Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 7
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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      4 out of 5 stars 6

    A City in Darkness - Four Lost Souls Seeking a Light - July 13, 1977 - The lives of four super-powered people become irrevocably intertwined when the lights go out in New York City, plunging their world into chaos. The superheroes of Just Cause, grown soft and complacent without any supervillains to challenge them, must overcome their personal demons as well as uphold the law in a lawless land of rioters, arson, and murder.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • If Garth Ennis wrote a comic book novel . . .

    • By Ray Johnson on 04-22-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Pariah's Moon

    • The Pariah of Verigo, Book 1
    • By: Ian Thomas Healy
    • Narrated by: Gary Roelofs
    • Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 9
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      3 out of 5 stars 8
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      3.5 out of 5 stars 8

    Giele has spent 20 years fighting wars for the King of Aelfland, but when he makes the mistake of falling in love with the Princess of the Realm, he is stripped of his rank, his citizenship, and his name. His face is marked with the slivered moon, forever identifying him as an outcast. No longer will he find a home among his own people. He travels halfway across the world to seek a fresh start among the colonists of the continent of Verigo, but the troubles of a marked man seem to follow him wherever he goes.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Cowboys and Elves!!

    • By Ray Johnson on 02-23-18

    Regular price: $19.95