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  • Teaser | Alexis Coe,Elliott Kalan

    Teaser

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    • By Alexis Coe, Elliott Kalan
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    Alexis and Elliott are going on vacation and will be back with a brand new episode on September 5. In the meantime, here's a clip of retired Secret Service Agent Clint Hill reflecting on President Eisenhower's preferred vacation spot, the Augusta National Golf Club in Georgia.

  • 221: Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington

    221: Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

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    [Contains explicit content] This is a big one folks. Batman v. Superman v. The Flop House. Meanwhile Stuart makes it very clear this is not your daddy’s anything, Dan does a dead-on Katherine Hepburn, and Elliott reveals how Nicholas Cage rents softcore pornography.

  • Ep. 1: James K. Polk | Alexis Coe,Elliott Kalan,Jon Stewart,John Hodgman,Regina Mason,Simon Doonan,Isaac Margolis

    Ep. 1: James K. Polk

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    Alexis and Elliott begin the series with the largely overlooked 11th president, James K. Polk, and are joined by America's favorite satirist, Jon Stewart, writer and comedian John Hodgman, author Regina Mason, and Barney's Creative Ambassador-at-Large Simon Doonan. To hear the series in full, log in to the Audible app and click on the “Channels” icon.

    Chris Congleton says: "Entertaining and informative"
  • 228: Collateral Beauty | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington,John Hodgman

    228: Collateral Beauty

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    [Contains explicit content] We discuss Will Smith’s spiritual sequel to Seven Pounds, Collateral Beauty. Meanwhile, Stu unveils his hot new nickname, Elliott tries to get Keira Knightly’s attention, and the less said about Dan in this episode, the better.

  • 211: Godzilla (1998) | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington

    211: Godzilla (1998)

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    [Contains explicit content] At the request of charity contest winner Erik North, we discuss the classic (?) 1998 version of Godzilla. Meanwhile Dan tries to explain Dangerous Liaisons, Elliott surprises no one by reading a Godzilla-centered magazine, and Stuart gives you some advice about how to get milk.

  • Ep. 1: James K. Polk | Alexis Coe,Elliott Kalan,Jon Stewart,John Hodgman,Regina Mason,Simon Doonan,Isaac Margolis

    Ep. 1: James K. Polk

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    • By Alexis Coe, Elliott Kalan, Jon Stewart, and others
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    Alexis and Elliott begin the series with the largely overlooked 11th president, James K. Polk, and are joined by America's favorite satirist, Jon Stewart, writer and comedian John Hodgman, author Regina Mason, and Barney's Creative Ambassador-at-Large Simon Doonan.

  • 219: Saving Christmas | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington

    219: Saving Christmas

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    [Contains explicit content] It’s hard to overstate just how barely the Kirk Cameron “materialism-is-good” explainer Saving Christmas qualifies as a movie. Meanwhile, Stuart talks about his gogurt buying habits, Elliott dramatizes Frank Sinatra’s sexual habits, and Dan is genuinely disturbed by this movie’s theology.

  • 222: Home Sweet Hell | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington

    222: Home Sweet Hell

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    We have a homecoming to Katherine Heigl (a heiglcoming? no.) with a movie that truly no one remembered existed but Dan, Home Sweet Hell. Meanwhile Stuart gives us his SNL audition, Dan explains the secret origin of Georgian cuisine, and Elliott plays the game show that’s sweeping the nation.

  • 224: Zoolander 2 | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington

    224: Zoolander 2

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    [Contains explicit content] We think this one broke Elliott, guys. We watched the only film Leonard Maltin walked out on: Zoolander 2. Meanwhile Dan totally nails a Mario impression, Stuart decides which Roger Rabbit weasel he is, and Elliott admits his fedora-wearing past.

  • 215: The Lazarus Effect | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington,Hallie Haglund

    215: The Lazarus Effect

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    [Contains explicit content] Shocktober continues! On this episode, we discuss the Flatliners-esque Lazarus Effect.

  • 217: Independence Day: Resurgence | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington

    217: Independence Day: Resurgence

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    Back to our non-Shocktober fare as we mourn Election Day with our Independence Day: Resurgence discussion. Meanwhile, Elliott gives the JD Power porn star awards, Stuart’s weenus is protected, and Dan cannot leave President Sex Criminal alone.

  • 223: The Last Witch Hunter | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington

    223: The Last Witch Hunter

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    [Contains explicit content] We discuss The Last Witch Hunter. All other witch hunters presumably having been herded into the sea by the Red Bull. Meanwhile, Elliott explains man-witches, Dan looks to an extreme James Bond to save a wounded nation, and Stuart is obsessed with billiards.

  • 214: Victor Frankenstein | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington

    214: Victor Frankenstein

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    [Contains explicit content] BOOOGENS! Shocktober begins with Victor Frankenstein, the movie that posits that maybe we don’t actually wanna see the monster that much. Meanwhile, Elliott disrespects the death of several major pop artists, Stu brings up Jackie Chan again, and Dan says some weird things about ears and hot dogs.

  • 216: The Gallows | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington

    216: The Gallows

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    [Contains explicit content] On this final SHOCKTOBER episode we discuss the noose-is-loose would-be chiller The Gallows. Meanwhile, Elliott somehow weasels his way out of doing a Muppet voice, Stuart reveals Dick Tracy’s bias against the disabled, and Dan somehow doesn’t let the movie’s plotting make his head explode.

  • 210: Fantastic Four LIVE | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington

    210: Fantastic Four LIVE

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    [Contains explicit content] Live from The Bell House in Gowanus, Brooklyn, we discuss Josh Trank's Fantastic Four.

  • 218: Nine Lives | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington

    218: Nine Lives

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    [Contains explicit content] Kevin Spacey as a cat sounds just purrrrfect (TM) for the Flop House, so we watched Nine Lives. Meanwhile, Stuart tells of his adventures with Kirsten Dunst, Dan suggests a terrible new method of shooting porn, and Elliott tells an offensive phone book joke.

  • 225: Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington

    225: Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings

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    [Contains explicit content] Why is this movie not in Smalltember? Well, Stu said he wanted to watch Max Magician for his birthday, and we all said “screw it.” Meanwhile Dan doesn’t know which corpse to punch, Elliott suggests an alternate course for Teen Wolf, and Stu has no pants.

  • 212: No Deposit | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington

    212: No Deposit

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    Smalltember/vember begins with a movie none of us had heard of until a couple of Canadian listeners pressed a blu-ray into our hot little hands.

  • 220: The Trust | Elliott Kalan,Dan McCoy,Stuart Wellington

    220: The Trust

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    [Contains explicit content] Cagemas comes but once a year. Will Saint Nicholas Cage bring us something glorious or another lump of coal for our cinematic stockings? We discuss The Trust. Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his testicle-based library habits, Elliott explores Paul Verhoven's love for California Dreams, and Dan solos on the hot sax.

  • Ep. 4: William Henry Harrison | Alexis Coe,Elliott Kalan,Gail Collins,Major Rory McGovern,Seth Reiss,Peter Grosz

    Ep. 4: William Henry Harrison

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    Alexis and Elliott learn more about our most fleeting president, number nine, William Henry Harrison, who died after only a month in office. They speak to New York Times columnist Gail Collins about her personal connection to Harrison and examine Harrison the military man with the help of Major Rory McGovern of West Point Academy.

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