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    • Operation Cosmic Teapot

    • By: Dylan Callens
    • Narrated by: Derek Botten
    • Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 7
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7

    "A virgin birth? A virgin? Her?" God shouted at Freud while recalling his one night stand with Mary. Freud snorted another line of cocaine in celebration, believing that this story would help Nietzsche in his quest to fire God from Heaven Inc. Nietzsche, however, has other problems: the Norse gods are running amok on Earth, his board of directors are in a constant state of chaos, and syphilis pushes him into a past life that he would rather forget. How will he prevail?

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Humorous look at religion

    • By Rabid Reader on 08-16-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • How to Enslave a Human

    • By: Dylan Callens
    • Narrated by: Ulka S. Mohanty
    • Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 8
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 8
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 8

    Our souls were crushed in a quiet revolution. We can no longer think for ourselves in an era controlled by artificial intelligence. While on the brink of starvation, we are led to believe that life is perfect. There is no need for hope; no one realizes that any is required. Only a handful of Untruthers live outside of this grand illusion. I am now one of them. My name is Carl Winston, and I have lost everything to find the truth.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Good premise...

    • By Daniel Abrams on 03-01-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Twisted Fairy Tales

    • By: Dylan Callens
    • Narrated by: Marcie Clyde
    • Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 12
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 12
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 12

    Snow White as the cocaine queen? Hansel and Gretel abducted by aliens? And since when is Red's granny into cosplay? Classic fairy tales are re-magined in this collection. Don't expect an innocent Cinderella or a sober Red Riding Hood. As for Pinocchio, what is it that grows when he lies?

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Funny and entertaining

    • By Rabid Reader on 07-06-17

    Regular price: $6.95