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  • Operation Cosmic Teapot | Dylan Callens

    Operation Cosmic Teapot

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 19 mins)
    • By Dylan Callens
    • Narrated By Derek Botten
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    "A virgin birth? A virgin? Her?" God shouted at Freud while recalling his one night stand with Mary. Freud snorted another line of cocaine in celebration, believing that this story would help Nietzsche in his quest to fire God from Heaven Inc. Nietzsche, however, has other problems: the Norse gods are running amok on Earth, his board of directors are in a constant state of chaos, and syphilis pushes him into a past life that he would rather forget. How will he prevail?

    mandy says: "LOVED this book!!"
  • Twisted Fairy Tales | Dylan Callens

    Twisted Fairy Tales

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 14 mins)
    • By Dylan Callens
    • Narrated By Marcie Clyde
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    Snow White as the cocaine queen? Hansel and Gretel abducted by aliens? And since when is Red's granny into cosplay? Classic fairy tales are re-magined in this collection. Don't expect an innocent Cinderella or a sober Red Riding Hood. As for Pinocchio, what is it that grows when he lies?

    Deedra says: "Twisted Fairy Tales"
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