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The title is a post-modern pun for 'cheese' lovers who like things that are considered 'bad'. This book is my favorite collection of thrilling or creepy short stories; that I do not mind calling bad, because they are evil for those without humor. I wrote these for the gothic horror genre, but some stories may be mysterious or suspenseful as well. If you are not scared by my stories and do not like what I have written, remember a weirdo like me might be waiting for you, hiding until the time is right... then they will jump out and tell you to read something else that you hate. I have tried ...

This is the strange story of a very special bear and his insane neighbors. It tells how Edward Teddy Bear came to build tree-houses for Mr. Sanders, who disappeared after an unfortunate accident. Experiencing the loss of his boss and landlord, Edward has a mental break-down, and takes on a new name - 'Winnie T. Pooh'. Don't ask what the 'T' stands for, don't ask what 'pooh-sticks' are for, and don't bother visiting the '100 Aker Wood' unless you have honey. Actually the trees were thinned thanks to developers who consider trees to be an insurance hazard; and so the once enormous Pooh Land ...

Doctor Dippie's demented fairy tales are inappropriate choking hazards for kids of all ages. This book contains many disturbing bed-time stories with foul language, bad words, offensive curses, and swears. It is banned in all 50 States. If you buy, sell, or own this book you may be arrested and fined by a court of law. Reading this book is known to cause cancer, suicide, sickness, death, depression, warts, insanity, shortness, and stuttering. Do not buy this book. Do not read this book. BURN THIS BOOK.