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    • The Sh!t No One Tells You

    • A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year
    • By: Dawn Dais
    • Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
    • Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 337
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      4 out of 5 stars 289
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 290

    There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby. Best-selling humor author Dawn Dais is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness....

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • Very negative

    • By SkiBug on 04-08-16

    Regular price: $23.09

    • The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy

    • A Guide to Surviving Pregnancy, Childbirth, and Beyond
    • By: Dawn Dais
    • Narrated by: Dawn Dais
    • Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 41
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 34
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 32

    The fourth title in Dawn Dais' popular parenting series, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is quite possibly the funniest and most heartfelt yet. After all, pregnancy is not all about scanning Pinterest for baby shower themes and registering for ironic onesies, and sometimes the less flattering aspects of gestation have a way of dimming a bit of that so-called pregnancy glow. Not to worry! Dawn is here, ready to shepherd you through the experience of one human body taking on the task of growing another human body.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Queer Author, Straight Voice

    • By Amazon Customer on 03-02-18

    Regular price: $28.50

    • The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers

    • Sh!t No One Tells You Series #2
    • By: Dawn Dais
    • Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
    • Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 36
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 31
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 31

    Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: "Why didn't anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?"

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • love!

    • By Missi Ontiveros on 02-18-18

    Regular price: $24.49

    • The Nonrunner's Marathon Guide for Women

    • Get Off Your Butt and On with Your Training
    • By: Dawn Dais
    • Narrated by: Dawn Dais
    • Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 7
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      4 out of 5 stars 7
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      4 out of 5 stars 7

    The Nonrunner's Marathon Guide for Women is a fun training manual for women who don't believe that running is their biological destiny but who dream of crossing the finish line nonetheless. Dais' audiobook features a realistic training schedule and is chock-full of how-to's and funny observations, which she felt were lacking in the guides she had consulted.

    Regular price: $26.22

    • The Sh!t No One Tells You About Baby #2

    • A Guide to Surviving Your Growing Family
    • By: Dawn Dais
    • Narrated by: Dawn Dais
    • Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 2
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      5 out of 5 stars 2
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      5 out of 5 stars 2

    Around the time your first baby turns a year old your brain will turn on you. For reasons that are still not understood by science, the sleep deprivation and postpartum hormones you barely survived with your first baby fade from memory and will be replaced with idyllic images of your growing child. This is when your brain, having officially lost all regard for your well-being, begins to fantasize about a second baby. And for the first time since becoming a parent, these thoughts don't make you break out in hives.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • love it<br />

    • By Angela Francis on 02-07-18

    Regular price: $26.22