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Billy Brucko is an unsung hero of the Wild West, a hard working cattle rustler who understands that one day he will be forgotten in the history of frontier expansion. That is, until Billy is entrusted with delivering a strange wooden box from the president. Not long after starting his journey, Billy finds himself up against a gang of chocolate milk bandits, and his only escape is to delve deeper into the mystery of this strange box and the big red button that lies within.

After raising the prices on his life-saving drugs to outrageous heights, notorious "Pharma Bro" Marky Sharky has come to terms with his title as the most hated man in America. At least he still has his one-of-a-kind, two million dollar album from dinosaur rap group, The Yu-Bang Clan. But when Marky receives a frantic call from his lawyer about a wild gay stipulation in the album's fine print, things take a turn for the unexpected.

James is a guy from the wrong side of the tracks, and thanks to his financial woes he is destined to be stuck there forever. But everything changes when James, working as a college janitor, solves a problem on the blackboard of an empty classroom. Now a handsome T-Rex professor wants to teach James the most important lesson of all: gayness. But is gayness a power too volatile to be contained?

After writing his award-winning erotic novel, Reamed by My Reaction to the Title of This Book, Buck Trungle soon finds himself in a deep depression. Out of ideas for his next erotic tale, Buck turns to Torter, his favorite social media platform, in desperation. "Is anyone out there real?" Buck asks, not knowing that the answer to his question will unravel the fabric of his very universe.

Tired of crooked politicians, Lorp is fine with not even voting. But when Lorp's roommate introduces him to the hot, handsome democratic socialist Bernie Sambers, Lorp changes his tune. Soon enough, they are at a Bernie rally. However, things start getting fishy once wilderness creatures begin showing up. How is Bernie so perfect, anyway? Could magic be involved? Lorp finds his answers in a political anal reaming that will have your jaw on the floor! This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human-on-unicorn presidential candidate action, including anal, blowjobs, and more.

When Wimbs stumbles into work Monday morning, hungover and three hours late, he's expecting nothing less than immediate termination. But thanks to a miscommunication with his boss, Wimbs suddenly finds himself caught in a lie about a homosexual relationship with Monday itself.

The Tingleverse is a vast place, with infinite layers of reality that abide by only own steadfast rule: love is real. With all these potential universes, it was only a matter of time before twice Hugo Award nominated author, Dr. Chuck Tingle, began telling stories of love between ladybucks and their beautiful bigfoot, dinosaur, unicorn and living object partners.

Most people think of habits as harmful problems worth breaking away from, but there are plenty of good habits, too! Kara would love to start washing her hands, but it’s simply not a part of her daily routine. Unfortunately, this lack of care ends up infecting Kara with a variety of illnesses. Fed up with her own unhealthy ways, Kara sets out to make sure she doesn’t forget this important hygiene task, by meeting up with the beautiful physical manifestation of washing her hands!

During a routine checkup at the doctor, Johanna finds herself on the receiving end of some terrible news. Thanks to an exclusive intake of soda, she no longer has any blood left in her veins - only fuzzy cola. To remedy this, her doctor suggests immediately switching over to La Groix, a lightly flavored zero calorie carbonated water alternative. Unfortunately, Joanna quickly discovers everyone is sold out of the stuff. Desperate for water, Johanna finds herself going right to the source.

After a year stationed on planet Zorbus, astronaut Lance Tanner and his raptor lover Orion return home to find that they are not greeted as heroes, but as villains. Unbeknownst to Lance, his space travels have been funded by the villainous Scoundrels Inc, a corporation that has deep ties to the illegal trade of unicorn tears and a destructive mining project at the core of the earth. Now Lance is on trial for a number of false charges; from having connections to the wicked Scoundrels, to being too strange for space.

When Tuck Bingle receives an email explaining that he's been nominated for science fiction literature's most prestigious award, he's left utterly confused. On one hand, Tuck is a successful writer of gay, science fiction erotic, but on the other, this email is addressed to someone by the name of Chuck Tingle. Tuck replies, but his message is not delivered because the recipient exists in another layer of The Tingleverse, a revelation that will take Tuck on a journey into the deepest realms of his butt's heart.

Jols Dorp loves passing the time during his long commute with podcasts and radio shows, and when his favorite show, This American Butt, holds a contest for the cutest butt in America, Jols jumps at the chance to enter. Soon enough, Jols is flying to Chicago to meet with the show's host, a handsome stegosaurus named Ira Ass. When the audio starts rolling, things get heated between Jols and his new prehistoric friend. Eventually the pair ends up at Ira's microphone-themed penthouse, where Jols learns the private side of public radio...in a hardcore anal pounding.

As a marketer for Pear Computers, Relm loves his job, but when you're the leading innovator of smartphones and computers, the stress can sometimes be overwhelming. This year, however, Relm finds himself in the pickle of a lifetime when it's announced that the new mePhone does not support a headphone input.

Out for a stroll after breaking up with his girlfriend, Tuck never could have imagined that he would meet the love of his life in the form of a gay unicorn sailor named Hunter, but that's exactly what happens.

When Becca, a prison guard at the Chateau Deef, catches a sentient butt tunneling her way to freedom, Becca is suddenly faced with a very important decision. Accepting the living rumps claims of innocence, Becca allows her to escape. Now years later, Becca's socialite party is interrupted by an unexpected guest, The Butt of Monte Cristo. This sentient ass is wealthy and mysterious, and Becca cant help thinking she recognizes her from somewhere.

Polly is in need of a vacation, and she hopes that a week on the lake with her girls is enough to push away the bad vibes of a recent breakup. Unfortunately, Polly still can’t seem to relax. After a meta conversation with the author of this book, however, Polly suddenly realizes that she’s a character in Chuck Tingle’s very first lesbian Tingler and then springs into action with a jet ski rental on the lake, hoping to seize the day.

Buck Trungle is in serious trouble. Struggling to find the inspiration for a follow up to his critically acclaimed short Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union, the erotica author finds himself desperate to stay relevant in the ever quickening press cycle. But when Buck receives a love letter from the physical manifestation of his own book's press coverage, he jumps at the chance to turn their short fling into something even more thrilling...something real.

Former President Bill is finally back in the White House, only this time his wife is the one in charge, while party boy Bill has been given the title of First Buckaroo. Unfortunately, Bill finds himself with no examples to follow regarding his new political position, and soon falls back into his hard partying ways. After getting busted for a raucous saxophone concert on the White House lawn, complete with handsome shirtless men on the slip and slide, Bill is placed under a tight watch.

Lena hates the idea of a weekend in Vegas, but she’s willing to put on a smile, and pretend for her friend Drimble’s bachelorette party in Sin City. When the ladies split up and start to gamble, Lena’s just too logical to play something where the odds are against her. But that’s when she stumbles upon the high-roller poker room. Now, Lena is playing heads up poker with a gorgeous lesbian unicorn, walking the line between strategic table talk and flirting. Things come to a head when the beautiful unicorn pushes all in on Lena....

Nicole is thrilled to spend the weekend with her friends at Camp Diamond Lake, a secluded campground that used to be all the rage but has since been mysteriously abandoned. It’s only on the drive up that Nicole learns why, hearing the legend of Jesse Voormees, a masked brachiosaurus who stalks the lake at night.