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We’ve all met them—the self-declared gurus, the self-taught “experts,” the confidently oblivious office heroes, and the life coaches whose biggest accomplishment is remembering their Instagram password. In I Have No Idea What I’m Doing, we shine a painfully bright spotlight on twenty gloriously unqualified characters who charge boldly into the world, armed with buzzwords, blind faith, and absolutely no clue. From clueless consultants to motivational speakers who can’t find the stage, this book celebrates the gloriously chaotic people who remind us all that sometimes the only ...

Welcome to the dust-kickin', truth-bendin’, heart-thumpin’ world of Tall Tales of the Old West, where the line between fact and fiction rides the same trail. These aren’t your average cowboy stories. Nope. These are the kind Henry told after two sips of sarsaparilla and a long stare at the sunset—tales steeped in grit, gumption, and a whole lotta "could’ve happened." From gunmen who never missed to goats elected mayor, snake dancers, haunted mines, and gamblers who beat fate itself, each of these 30 yarns captures the wild wonder of the West in its full, untamed glory. Whether ...

Sue “Shoefly” McKinley isn’t your average middle schooler. Sure, she’s got friends, a locker full of mismatched socks, and a personality that practically kicks down doors—but she also happens to be the reigning queen of stomp. Known for her no-nonsense attitude and lightning-fast right hook (of the footwear variety), Sue lives by one rule: never let ‘em see your laces untied. From schoolwide mysteries and underground PTA shoe cults to flying high-tops and runaway fashion shows, Shoefly Sueis the wild, witty, and wonderfully weird adventure of a girl who believes in justice... ...

Let’s be honest: dating after divorce can feel like rebooting an outdated computer—slow, frustrating, and filled with unexpected pop-ups from the past. But here’s the good news: you’re not starting from scratch. You’re starting from experience. This book isn’t a shallow guide full of pick-up lines or macho nonsense. It’s a real, grown-man roadmap for navigating the dating world with clarity, confidence, and a sense of humor. Whether you’ve been out of the game for five years or fifteen, Rebooted will walk you through every stage—from that first hesitant swipe to building a...

Regardless of where you look these days you'll find business using Artificial Intelligence in their business. As a dog breeding company you should too! Read and learn through this extensive guide and see exactly how you can use AI to your advantage in your business.

What if a butterfly could talk? One warm autumn afternoon, a butterfly named Becky landed gently on a young listener’s hand—and whispered a story so magical, it carried across mountaintops, jungles, thunderstorms, and even the sky itself. Told through ten unforgettable chapters, The Whispering Wings of Becky is a tale of courage, memory, and heart. With rich storytelling, humor, and a gentle dose of magic, Becky takes us on her incredible migration from “Up North” to South America—meeting coyotes, lightning bugs, jungle frogs, wind-blind vultures, and a chameleon who thinks ...

Join Pebbles and Rocky, two curious pet rocks, as they embark on a series of enchanting adventures beyond their cozy garden home. Young readers will journey through lush gardens, sparkling seas, and mysterious ancient circles, discovering treasures, learning about friendship, and exploring the rich tapestry of nature along the way. Pebbles, the spirited and sparkly rock, and Rocky, her wise and thoughtful friend, tackle challenges with bravery and cleverness. From building bridges over streams to uncovering pirate treasures on the shore and connecting with their ancestral roots at the Stone...

In this outrageously funny retelling of the classic tale, Goldilocks isn’t just wandering through the woods—she’s possibly, maybe, allegedly on the run from a “minimum-security napping facility.” Chased by curious squirrels, nosey rangers, and her own questionable decisions, she stumbles upon the Three Bears’ cabin… and a porridge situation that’s about to get sticky. Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, cinnamon-scented mayhem, and more honey than any health inspector would approve of, Goldilocks and the Great Porridge Caper delivers a bellyful of fun for readers of all ages...

In the past, the mere whisper of the “N” word sent chills down spines. Nations stepped back from the edge. It meant destruction, devastation—nuclear war. But not anymore. The world has changed. Power is currency, morality is optional, and the leaders who possess nuclear weapons no longer see them as last resorts. They see them as leverage. The “N” word—nuclear—no longer deters. It provokes. It threatens. And this time… it may just happen.

Some friendships are made in school. Others? In swamp mud. Meet Al-E-Gator—a charming, grumbly, always-hungry alligator with a powerful tail and a big appetite for snacks and secrets. And then there’s Fluffy the Fish—a quick-witted puffer with the uncanny ability to puff up like a spiky balloon whenever trouble floats too close. Together, they’re not just best friends. They’re snack scouts. Crunch collectors. Swamp adventurers. And accidental heroes. From battling Bog Bandits to gliding through the sky on a homemade gator-glider, this duo will take you on a hilarious, suspense-...

Meet Rachael, The Queen Of Frog Hat Creek: Retirement at thirty sounds like a dream. For most people, it’s the ultimate fantasy: sleeping in, sipping coffee on the porch, reading every book you never had time for, and—if you’re lucky—having a golden retriever that brings you slippers with soulful eyes and a wagging tail. For Rachel, it was a 12-day vacation that turned into an existential crisis. At first, it was amazing. No alarms. No emails. No customer complaints about broken zippers or missing return labels. No meetings that could’ve been memos. She’d wake up, pour her ...

Why I Left I didn’t set out to find myself. Honestly, I just wanted to see what would happen if I pointed an old van west and kept going. But somewhere between a bowl of green chili in Texas and a sunrise in a redwood forest, something shifted. This book isn’t just a travel log. It’s a collection of stories, thoughts, and moments that happened when I stopped trying to live up to expectations—and just started living. Here’s what you’ll find inside: 🛻 An unforgettable solo road trip across America, in a beat-up van named The Rambler 🐔 A sidekick with zero emotional support ...

Calvin thinks heroes wear capes. His mom sometimes does. But when a winter of near-misses, power flickers, and neighborhood mysteries hits Maplewood, Calvin learns the real superpower isn’t flying—it’s making space for people. With a pocket notebook, a best friend who carries towels, and a librarian who believes in buttons, Calvin turns everyday moments into easy, repeatable plans: Heads Up at crosswalks, the Corner Code (Pause • Wave • Go), a Quiet Siren path for EMTs, and Please-Lines for crowded doors. Funny, high-energy, and fiercely family-focused, this chapter book ...

Some laser engraving jobs are routine. Some push the limits of your tools. And some? They crack open the door to an entirely different reality. Jax Rivers was just trying to keep his small engraving business alive when a mysterious artifact landed on his workbench. He didn’t expect it to talk. He didn’t expect it to open gateways to impossible worlds. And he definitely didn’t expect to be hunted across dimensions by rival engravers, storm-wielding guardians, and the oldest beings in existence. Now, with a sarcastic best friend at his side and an enigmatic guide who may or may not be ...

Welcome to Butterbean Acres—home of sunshine, snacks, and one gloriously unpredictable donkey. Meet Happy, the sunglass-wearing, pineapple-juggling, alien-greeting hero you never knew you needed. From moonwalking through mud puddles to hosting intergalactic dance parties, Happy’s misadventures are equal parts ridiculous and heartwarming. Each chapter in this collection follows Happy and his lovable barnyard crew as they turn ordinary farm life into unforgettable chaos. Whether it’s forming a yoga cult, battling fashion-forward llamas, or accidentally going viral with his laugh, Happy ...

Welcome to the kingdom of Button, where fashion rules the land, glitter is considered a food group, and one emperor’s obsession with clothes leads to the most outrageous parade in history! In this hilarious retelling of the classic fairy tale, Emperor Vesti believes he’s about to debut the most magnificent outfit ever woven—one that only the wise can see. But when trickster tailors arrive with their “invisible” fabric, the entire kingdom gets tangled in a web of lies, laughter, and lightning-bolt bloomers. Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, slapstick mischief, and a parade no one...

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Jack who traded his family’s only cow for a bag of talking beans. Yes, talking beans. Yes, he thought this was a good idea. From the moment those beans sprouted into a skyscraper-sized beanstalk and started offering unsolicited life advice, Jack found himself swept into a sky-high adventure filled with cranky landlords, unionizing poultry, musical flowers, and cloud squirrels who might just run the world someday. Packed with absurd humor, quick-witted banter, and fairy-tale chaos, Jack and the Beans Talk is a laugh-out-loud twist on the classic tale...

Meet Professor Barkington—the smartest dog in school, wearer of round glasses, solver of mysteries, and lover of peanut butter biscuits. When all the homework at Maplewood Elementary suddenly vanishes, Barkington teams up with his best friend, Emma, to sniff out the truth. But this isn’t just a missing paper problem—soon there are glitter-covered raccoons, a peanut-butter-faced hamster, and a ribbon-wearing guinea pig running wild through the halls. With a cast of furry suspects and one suspicious sixth grader, Barkington will have to use every bit of his detective skill to crack the ...

Meet Reginald P. Rooster the Third—a proud, puffed-up, and endlessly responsible rooster who takes his job very seriously. At Cluckingham Palace, Reginald isn’t just the morning alarm—he’s the protector, planner, and peacekeeper for an entire flock of quirky hens, peeping chicks, and a few surprise guests. In this heartwarming, laugh-out-loud farmyard tale, young readers will: 🛡️ Discover how Reginald protects his flock from mysterious tracks and a clever fox. 🐔 Follow the hilarious antics of the henhouse during emergency meetings and dramatic rebuilds. 🧠 Learn teamwork, ...

Sit, Sweat, Repeat: The Ultimate Wheelchair Exercise Program for Seniors Over 60 is more than just a workout guide—it’s a celebration of movement, confidence, and fun. Whether you’ve been using a wheelchair for years or have recently joined the “wheels club,” this book will show you how to build strength, boost energy, improve flexibility, and increase balance—all without leaving your chair. And it’s not all serious—laughter and humor are as much a part of the program as resistance bands and soup-can curls. With safe, step-by-step instructions, easy-to-follow routines, and ...