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Welcome to a world where mosquitoes are more than just annoying—they’re everywhere, always hungry, and immune to every spray, zapper, and citronella candle money can buy. Enter Dr. Shmitza VonClankerberg: eccentric genius, slipper-wearing night owl, and humanity’s last hope for a bite-free summer. When itchy desperation pushes him into action, Dr. VonClankerberg launches an epic, globe-hopping quest to invent the one mosquito repellent that works for everyone, everywhere, all the time. But his journey quickly spirals into chaos—uncovering secret pastry cults, weaponized biscotti, ...

Forget the Cinderella you think you know. This isn’t a dainty tale of grace, elegance, and instant romance. This is the unfiltered, slightly ridiculous, and entirely hilarious version — complete with sentient dust bunnies, a raccoon attack, swan-related diplomacy, and a fairy godmother who probably shouldn’t be left unsupervised near an open flame. From pumpkin spice carriages to slipper-based investigations, this Cinderella’s journey to “happily ever after” is full of missteps, mishaps, and more awkward encounters than a family reunion with assigned seating. If you’ve ever ...

Connection. Compassion. A Simple Scan That Changes Everything. Every day, millions of people experience the anxiety of losing something — or someone — they love. A pet slips through the gate. A traveler misplaces a bag. A senior with memory loss wanders away. In each of those moments, technology alone often isn’t enough. What’s missing isn’t tracking power — it’s human connection. SmartReturnTag was created to bridge that gap — to make kindness instant, connection effortless, and reunion inevitable. This book tells the inspiring story of how a simple idea grew into a global ...

Before we understood neuroscience or coined terms like “emotional support,” we already knew—instinctively—that the love of an animal could heal us. The soft thump of a tail, the quiet hum of a purr, or the way two eyes light up just because you walked into the room—these are moments that remind us we belong. Fur-Ever Connected is a celebration of that bond. Through heartfelt stories, humor, and science-backed insight, author The author explores how our pets become the heartbeat of our homes and the anchors of our emotional world. You’ll laugh at the chaos, cry at the goodbyes, ...

In the heart of Gristle Grove, Halloween is more than tricks and treats—it’s a gateway to secrets hidden just beneath the cobblestones. Calvin, an intrepid boy with a homemade vampire-hunter’s hat, and Pudge, his ever-loyal beagle in a wizard’s cape, thought they’d seen it all. But when a mischievous ghost named Gus and a mysterious spectral guide named Elowen emerge from the shadows, they discover that under the Halloween moon lurks an ancient, unseen doom—and only friendship, courage, and a little moonlight magic can save their town. Join Calvin, Pudge, Gus, and Elowen as they...

Welcome to the sun-scorched world of Chance—a little desert lizard with a big spirit. Every morning, Chance wakes atop his favorite rock, not knowing what adventures—or challenges—the day will bring. From outsmarting sneaky predators to making unexpected friends in the sand, Chance shows us that courage, curiosity, and kindness can flourish even in the driest places. Join him as he learns that survival isn’t just about staying safe; it’s about embracing life’s surprises, one tiny claw-step at a time. Meet Chance, the bravest little lizard in the desert! With the sun blazing ...

Welcome to the front porch of Possum Neck, Arkansas—where the tea is sweet, the air is thick with crickets and mischief, and Grandpa Charlie’s rocking chair creaks with more secrets than a preacher at a pie auction. In That Reminds Me of a Story, you’re about to experience twenty outrageous, side-splitting, and possibly-not-entirely-true tales straight from the mouth of the South’s most animated storyteller. From possessed hams and time-warping lawnmowers to ghost-filled outhouses and championship possum pageants, these stories walk the fine line between “that never happened” ...

Some laser engraving jobs are routine. Some push the limits of your tools. And some? They crack open the door to an entirely different reality. Jax Rivers was just trying to keep his small engraving business alive when a mysterious artifact landed on his workbench. He didn’t expect it to talk. He didn’t expect it to open gateways to impossible worlds. And he definitely didn’t expect to be hunted across dimensions by rival engravers, storm-wielding guardians, and the oldest beings in existence. Now, with a sarcastic best friend at his side and an enigmatic guide who may or may not be ...

Welcome to the world where creativity meets cuteness—and profit has paw prints all over it. If you’ve ever dreamed of starting your own small business, working from home, and building a brand that brings joy to fellow pet lovers, then you’re in the right place. In this practical, inspiring, and fun-to-follow guide, you'll learn how to: 🐾 Start a pet-themed sublimation printing business from scratch—even if you’ve never used a heat press before 💡 Discover in-demand products like custom mugs, bandanas, pet tags, and pillows that fly off the shelves 📸 Create designs that pop...

On the desolate plains of the Moon, a single seed becomes humanity’s greatest gamble. Encased in glass and shielded from cosmic fury, Project Greenleaf’s fragile sapling must prove that life can take root beyond Earth. As rival nations vie for lunar dominance, a team of scientists battles sabotage, solar storms, and political intrigue to cultivate the first lunar harvest. From the first bud to the inaugural loaf of space-grown bread, Project Greenleaf is a high-stakes tale of survival, cooperation, and the audacious hope that will feed our future among the stars.Two Superpowers. One ...

Some people build homes. Others build hope. Elijah Boone was once the man everyone counted on—strong, capable, and full of pride in his work. But years of loss, grief, and misfortune have left him homeless, forgotten by society, and invisible to a world that moves too fast to notice. Until a little girl named Lucy stops to look. The Last Step of Elijah Boone is a moving tale of dignity, second chances, and the quiet strength of the human spirit. Through the kindness of a child and the power of being seen, one man begins a journey not of survival—but of redemption.

The Last Ride of Wyatt Earp is more than a retelling of one man’s story—it is an exploration of how history fades into legend. Beginning with Wyatt’s earliest days on the prairies, through his time as gambler, lawman, and reluctant hero at Tombstone, this sweeping narrative follows his victories, failures, friendships, and betrayals. But it does not end where the history books do. Here, the story continues into the whispers and rumors—that Wyatt Earp did not die in Los Angeles in 1929 as recorded, but instead stepped away from the public eye, living out his final years in obscurity ...

Jack and Jill went up the hill… but you’ve never heard the story quite like this. What begins as a simple chore to fetch a pail of water becomes an epic comedy of pratfalls, negotiations, and celestial sarcasm. Along the way, Jack and Jill discover: An angel stuck in the well with a chipped coffee mug and a bad attitude. A goose plotting political takeover (with radish-based bribery). A village ready to riot over “Soup Tea.” And the surprising truth about what it really means to fall—and get back up again. Packed with laughter, heart, and enough biscuits to feed an uprising, this ...

In a world that engineered loyalty and monetized obedience, one silent uprising begins with a single pawprint. “Obedience Ends. Memory Remains.” Valor was never meant to remember. Genetically sculpted and psychologically conditioned to follow orders without question, he was just one of hundreds in an elite canine program. But when the code breaks, so does the silence—and suddenly, the memories come flooding back. Now, alongside a haunted former handler, a disgraced intelligence analyst, and a cast of dogs who have learned the truth, Valor must track the fragments of a system that ...

A tail like no other... and a story you’ll never forget! Meet Caroline Creapmore, a lovable little snail born with a whimsically long, curly tail—a tail that wiggles, twirls, and knocks over teacups. Follow her hilarious and heartfelt journey through Clover Hollow, where her uniqueness both puzzles and amazes the other critters. With 25 delightful, humor-filled chapters, Caroline’s tale teaches self-acceptance, friendship, and celebrating what makes you different. Featuring photorealistic illustrations, and activities. This beautifully crafted chapter book is perfect for readers ages ...

The Key to the Abyss When the fifth angel sounds, the veil between heaven and earth is torn. A trumpet blast echoes across the globe, triggering events prophesied for millennia—and unleashing something far older than any human religion: the Abyss. Dr. Elias Kanaan, a biblical archaeologist with a shattered past, is thrust into a spiraling apocalypse as monstrous beings rise from smoke-choked pits across the world. With humanity gripped by terror, Elias must decode ancient scrolls, evade global chaos, and confront the true face of the destroyer—Apollyon, the king of the bottomless pit. ...

Introduction Welcome to the ctrl-alt-deleted version of my life. Once upon a time, I had a morning routine that didn’t involve stepping on LEGOs barefoot, explaining to a toddler why the cat can’t wear diapers, or muting myself mid-Zoom call because someone was screaming about the injustice of a banana being “too banana-y.” Then came motherhood. And then came remote work. And then came the apocalypse. (Okay, maybe not the biblical kind—but certainly a toy-strewn, schedule-destroyed, sleep-deprived version of one.) This isn’t a guide. It’s not a parenting manual. It’s not ...

Twelve-year-old Sky Daniels isn’t interested in ordinary summer breaks. While her friends head to camp or sleep in, Sky grabs a dusty old map left behind by her late grandfather—a legendary gold prospector—and heads into the rugged wilderness of the Colorado Rockies… alone. Armed with a backpack, a compass, and more determination than most adults, Sky sets off on a life-changing adventure. But the mountains hold more than just gold—they hide danger, tests of courage, and deep, echoing wisdom. From icy rivers and wild predators to hidden ghost towns and unexpected friendships, Sky ...

Curious Kali invites young readers into a magical journey driven by the fearless wonder of a 9-year-old girl. When Kali discovers a mysterious map tucked inside her grandmother’s attic, it launches her into a series of whimsical adventures that unfold across enchanted forests, glowing lantern festivals, echoing mountains, and starlit observatories. Along the way, she’s guided by magical creatures, ancient riddles, and the quiet power of curiosity itself. This heartwarming middle-grade fantasy is perfect for children ages 8–12 who love stories about brave girls, magical puzzles, and ...

Welcome to Calvin, Pudge & Blaze: The Great Dragon Getaway — a laugh-out-loud, heart-warming adventure about a boy, his loyal beagle, and a baby dragon who can’t help getting into mischief. When Blaze decides he’s big enough to explore the world on his own, Calvin and Pudge have no choice but to race after him before curiosity — and the occasional puff of fire — turns their peaceful village upside down. Packed with gentle humor, clever twists, and lessons about courage, teamwork, and self-control, this story invites readers to discover that even the smallest hero can make a big ...