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Please note that this book contains jokes from many sources. In general, jokes have no authors. They are "hand-me-downs" from one generation to another and/or one person to another. The jokes are my collection over a period of 30 years taken from many sources: books, emails, word-of-mouth, my memory, joke websites, friends, etc. I have attempted to avoid distasteful and lurid jokes, but some contained in this book may be a bit risqué. And finally, there is no category ordering of the jokes, such as animal, barroom, St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

What makes a person go to a freshly dug grave and dig up a discarded baby with no means of keeping that child hidden or even alive? For five years, this child has had no interaction with humans but one. Then, this child then survives in the wilderness alone and makes his way into civilization.

Under the banner of King Richard Lionheart, Artemis joins the third crusade to liberate the Holy Land as a leader in the infantry. With the dangers of plague, storms at sea, and perilous missions, Artemis attempts to accomplish each mission while keeping his team safe from the Saracen army led by the legendary Saladin. Through each battle, Artemis seeks to better understand his own theology despite being surrounded by the horrors of war. Is the liberation of Jerusalem within reach?

We wake up and sip our morning cup. Appearances mean nothing because we are always hiding something. In this book (come take a look), you'll find the darkness in your mind is real. So to whom do you appeal?

Have you ever considered that maybe your own life is a Bible? Has God worked miracles in your life or intervened in some huge way that could not be attributed to any other cause? Have you ever wondered how God could use you to impact others? Prepare yourself to read through some amazing stories of God's intervention and learn how you can and should be writing your bible to share with others. Michael Temple shares his Bible with you and gives you some inspiration and direction to sharing your own encounters with a world that desperately needs to hear your story! Get ready to change the world!

AllieI was rejected by everyone who was ever supposed to love me and saved by a wolf in sheep's clothing--that is, until he shed his skin and revealed the true monster within. There is a raging fire not only within me but in this house. A boy shouldn't have had to save me. As his mom, that was supposed to be my job. Happy-ever-afters were a joke we were told as children in the form of stories. When I met him, I knew it was too good to be true. He deserves better than a shell of a woman. Besides, the monster has a hold on me, and he isn't letting go. ChaseBachelorhood was the life for me.

In all likelihood, most of us wonder about the end of life here, how to be ready when it comes, and what the future holds. We hear all sorts of answers from many sources, from wild to probable. Many people believe that heaven is a place where all the good go after we die, so “You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry”, and that heaven is everlasting and to be much preferred over the alternative—hell.

As small children growing up, our parents would try to focus on being prepared for the future. In our preparation, we learned that there were a lot of uncertainties. The one thing that we can be certain of is Bible prophecies. Of the many prophecies of the Bible, more than 300 messianic prophecies (prophecies concerning Christ) have been fulfilled. Also, prophecies about the course of world history and the rise and fall of world powers have been fulfilled. Prophecies that have been fulfilled should be an encouragement of what remains to be fulfilled.

To any listener, I wish you to know that Jesus did rise from the dead! He did it because he was God incarnate, and so he might save you from your sins. This trial was a work of fiction. What was not fictional, however, is the fact that Jesus rose from the dead, and that the Jewish Sanhedrin went to a great deal of trouble, as fictionalized here, to keep the knowledge of Jesus's resurrection from the world.

The former captain from the reality TV show “Wicked Tuna Outer Banks”. Dale Lisi has compiled several aspects of considerable consequence that have taken place in his life and assembled them into literary form in "Good and Evil". Traveling to desolate remote regions, deliberately placing himself in life threatening situations; the mountains in the winter, the desert, and taking his 24' boat over 200 miles out into the Atlantic Ocean until it ran out of fuel and then attempted to sink it - no radio, no food, no life raft.

Miranda Lightwood is a good witch. A status she still strives for, despite being shunned by her coven and having her every move dogged by poisonous rumors to the contrary.

Love poetry. My deep thoughts of love.

In "Love & Discipleship: Nurturing Faith, Transforming Lives," Dr. Samuel Tootle, a seasoned pastor, educator, and community leader, shares invaluable insights gained from more than three decades of dedicated ministry and theological scholarship. Drawing from a rich tapestry of personal experiences and rigorous theological training, Dr. Tootle illuminates the profound significance of discipleship within the Christian journey. With clarity and compassion, he underscores the transformative power of faith, love, and mentorship in shaping individuals and communities.

Crime, Drugs, Sex, Violence—Redemption is a true story about a young man in California lost and thrown into a world of drugs, sex, and violence. This is a look back at how he got there. It's a rough ride with rays of light and a chance for self-redemption. Everyone has a story. This is mine. It's an adventure I didn't sign up for, a mental struggle to avoid self-destruction. But it is the path I traveled on the ride of my life.

Asuka and her grandparents are back in the land of the centaurs once again. On their road to recover a special crystal skull for the mermaids that live there, the family must stay ahead of all types of mythical creatures who also wish to possess the magical skulls. They must acquire the mermaid's skull from an ogre who has stolen it. When they reach the ogre's lair, they find out that he has stolen more than just one skull, and now they are on a mission to return all the skulls to their rightful owners.

The Bible is the best-selling book of all time. It adorns coffee tables and church pews. We swear on it in court and politicians take their oaths of office on it, yet few have actually read the Bible in its entirety and even fewer rightly divide and apply it. However, what is most troubling are the ones who say that their beliefs and practices are based upon the eternal truths of the Bible, but nothing can be further from the truth as those beliefs and practices are cultural derivations that are contrary to the God revealed in the Bible.

Embracing New Beginnings is the testimony of the everyday experiences, setbacks, failures, and victories that makes life worth living. It's to inspire and encourage you to embrace every day as a fresh start, accept people for who they are in Christ, trust that God has a plan for your life, and realize that every day you're alive is a day full of God's promises, blessings, and abundant opportunities.

The City in Space, Purgatory, is still at odds with Earth. This idyllic dwelling has advanced in notoriety among those who grow tired of an overcrowded planet. Others would like to obtain control of Purgatory and exploit it for financial gain. Meanwhile, a powerful minority of people on Earth seek to dominate the masses through any means possible. Resnick Clayborn attempts to stem the onslaught of creatures in the heavenly realm as well as masterminds on Earth in order to protect the dominion of the City in Space.

Dave McPherson is a retired Army Ranger and small businessman in California's central valley. His wife, Maggie, is dying of the cancer that has wracked her body for months. As she breathes her last breath she tells Dave prophetically that he will have to take up arms against an enemy that is coming right to his doorstep. At that very moment United States President Sranga lays dying in a San Diego hospital from a gunshot wound to the brain. Just before he expires a demonic force takes control of his body and his mind and prevents the President's death.

Street and the Street Boys broke up, as everyone grew up and went their separate ways to pursue their own careers. He was alone, as he lost contact with almost everyone, including family members. Years passed. He continued on his roller-coaster journey to fulfill his passion. He found love. He lost it. He renewed his faith. He questioned it, until... Many obstacles came along as he walked alone through the twists and turns in his life, with eye-popping experiences as he became a grown man. Some were so powerful and frightening that only the strongest would survive.