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Tiffani Burkett
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The diary of a cat during the zombie apocalypse is more than just naps and wet food reviews.
When the Slow Walkers showed up, Clutch the Calico had no idea her humans would be so bad at not getting eaten. From power outages to shopping trips, saving Greg and his six-year-old daughter from the undead quickly turned into a full-time job. But if Clutch doesn't want to lose her supply of Furrtastic Feast and cuddles, she'll do whatever it takes to keep her humans safe.
For cat lovers and the reluctant listeners, if you like cat memes, The Walking Dead, or Diary of a Wimpy Kid, you'll love the off-kilter, sarcastic, and a little-bit cute adventures of Zombies Don't Eat Catnip!
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Super Cute
What is better than a zombie survival book? A zombie survival book told from the point of view from a CAT!!! Why not help his small and large humans to make sure his food sources stay alive. Loved the story it was funny, cute and full of zombies.
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