Zero Lives Remaining

By: Adam Cesare

Narrated by: Joe Hempel

Length: 2 hrs and 37 mins

Publisher's Summary

Robby Asaro is dead.

And alive.

He's a ghost in the machine, keeping a watchful eye on the arcade where he lost his life two decades before. And the afterlife is good. The best thing ever to have happened to him. But when the conscious electric current formerly known as Robby Asaro makes a decision to protect one of his favorite patrons, Tiffany Park, from a bully, he sets loose a series of violent supernatural events that can't be stopped.

Trapped inside the arcade as the kill count rises, Tiffany and a group of gamers must band together to escape from what used to be their favorite place on Earth...and the ghost of Robby Asaro.

From the author of Tribesmen, Video Night, and The Summer Job, Zero Lives Remaining is a masterful mix of horror and suspense, dread and wonder, and a timeless ghost story that solidifies Adam Cesare's reputation as one of the best up-and-coming storytellers around. This is Adam Cesare firing on all cylinders - and he's just getting started.

©2016 Adam Cesare (P)2016 Adam Cesare

Creepy!

What did you love best about Zero Lives Remaining?

I love the vintage feel of it... the videogame flashbacks to my youth. I remember being OBSESSED with Ms. Pacman at the pizza parlor, then on my Atari.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Tiffany. She embodied my nerdy superhero spirit. I felt her self confidence fading in and out, and I could totally relate, especially in regards to Chris.

What about Joe Hempel’s performance did you like?

He is concise, not too overdone, and malleable. He can voice a stroke victim, whose face is partially paralyzed, and a teenager, with equal aplomb, without being over the top.

Who was the most memorable character of Zero Lives Remaining and why?

Unfortunately, in the short time given, I felt connections with each of the characters in the story. There was some part of me that resonated deeply in all of them. Unfortunate, because almost nobody survived. Sorry if this is a spoiler, but I didn't tell you who....

Any additional comments?

My biggest thought about this story... hmmmm... I want to say it's a cross between Five Nights At Freddy's and Ready Player One, with a strong dose of horrific violence and a wicked amount of 80s nostalgia. A heady mix, in my opinion. I won a copy of this book via a Facebook party.

Loved it

As a child of the 80s this brings back memories of summer days spent at the arcade
Combine that with a haunting and some blood and guts you get a horrifying trip down memory lane
Excellent narration from joe hempel he’s one of the best
If you enjoy video games and horror this is a must get
I received a free review audiobook and voluntarily left this review

plays with the haunted house trope

At little more than 2 1/2 hours, Zero Lives Remaining is a fun, punchy listen chock full of B-movie horror thrills.

Adam Cesare’s latest plays with the haunted house trope, placing a group of teenagers in an arcade where a ghost haunts the video game cabinets and everyone’s lives are in danger. The ghost in the machine runs rampant along the arcade’s electrical wiring, snaring its victims in ectoplasmic tendrils and dispatching the trapped teens one by one. Given its short run-time, the focus here is on the action with the characters only subtly shaded in but not deeply enough to get too attached to. There’s the teenage gaming queen, the schoolyard bully who isn’t quite sure how to express his affection for her, the arcade’s maintenance man who suffered a stroke that ended his gaming hobby but whose work allows him to still feel connected, and a handful of others that serve largely as bloody fodder.

There’s a fun superficiality to the nostalgia-driven proceedings (Centipede and Ms. Pac-Man get plenty of shout-outs), but I never felt terribly connected to the cast even as many of them met their gruesome fates in varied and interesting ways. The creators of Mortal Kombat may want to get Cesare on the line for “fatality” suggestions, as he presents some strong finishing moves against his beleaguered teens. I may never look at a claw arcade game quite the same way again.

Joe Hempel’s narration is solid, and he gives his character voices are distinct enough to help separate dialogue during all the calamity. He has a straight-forward, somewhat airy, presentation style that brings a sense of fun and whimsy to the listening experience, and the production quality is perfect.

Ultimately, Zero Lives Remaining is an enjoyable way to kill a couple hours if you’re in the mood for bloody mayhem set against the intriguing background of a video game arcade palace.

Audiobook was provided for review by the narrator.

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Loved it!

Joe Hempel is an amazing narrator and really brought this story to life and I definitely plan to check out more of Adam Cesare's work! Being trapped in a video arcade for the rest of my afterlife sounds pretty fun! Then again, maybe not...

Game Over Man, Game Over

I have started making my way through Adam Cesare's books as I absolutely fell in love with Video Night. I loved the 80s feel that story had and this one felt the same way. That was the part that really drew me into the book. The arcade setting really sent me back a few years and immediately made me want to go visit one, not that they really exist anymore. I really liked the concept of Robby being trapped inside the machines as well. Unfortunately, I didn't think the overall execution of the story itself, even though it was gory and full of great horror scenes, held up to the initial start.

Adam Cesare has a knack for story telling and his way with words is quite evident. The prologue where Robby was introduced really shows this off. Cesare made me hungry, sad, excited, and creeped out all within the first few minutes of the story. For such a short story, I felt he was really able to tell you enough about each character to connect you to them enough to care about what happens to them.

Joe Hempel is a fantastic narrator and does a great job narrating horror stories. He really provides the tension that keeps you on the edge of your toes.

I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.

Fun horror story? Yes it is...

Robby Asaro has it all. A job he likes making pizza in an arcade and no pressure. After a freak pizza oven accident kills Robby, he finds himself haunting the arcade. This is ok with him, because he loves the arcade. Years later, when he sees one of his favorite female customers assaulted by a bully boy, he kills the bully. Unfortunately, the bully is absorbed into his consciousness, and he starts lusting for blood. What follows is a wild terror filled ride, as the arcade becomes Deathworld for the People trapped inside, right until the satisfying twist ending.
As far as narration goes, as always, Joe Hempel brings the story to all its gory life, with great pacing and unique voicework. A top notch effort all around.

I was voluntarily given a review copy of this audiobook by the narrator, author or producer.

old school horror........LOVED it!

WOW Joe was cool and creepy as usual.!

Man killed 1989 & his soul was pulled into the machine. Know he jumps around to all the machines living in them. His favorite (like the rest of us) is Ms. Pac Man. Tiffany loves that game and he looks at her as if she's his daughter. He protects her from the local bully.

The Suspense and horror scenes are just like I like them. No pixie dust vampires and gore just good suspenseful horror. AWESOME!!!

Audiobook was provided for review by the narrator.

Cheesy but entertaining

A somewhat cheesy but entertaining short story of possessed killer video machines. Robby is killed in a pizza making accident at work in the Funcave Arcade. His ghost becomes one with the electrical current running through the game machines and all is well until he zaps and kills a boy who attacks Tiffany, an arcade regular that is special to Robby. The boys badness is absorbed into both Robby and the machines and things start to go badly for everyone from here on in. Old arcade favourites add a nostalgic feel, while the high body count, trapped teens and ectoplasmic tendrils places it as a B movie type story. The narration in the audiobook fits the story well, imparting both a sense action and of the 1980's horror era. It is quick, fast paced story that any cheesy horror movie lover will like. I received the audiobook in exchange for my honest opinion.

Video game ghosts! Awesome!

Great new take on a ghost in the machine. Dead arcade employee possessing the games. Good ghosts evil ghosts. Intense story conveyed in a short time. Would make a great movie for the syfy network. Narrator brought the story to life and gave the characters a depth beyond that of the written word. I received this audiobook from the author narrator or publisher for free via audiobookboom in exchange for an unbiased review

Great old school horror feel.

Well what an awesome old school horror!

When Robby Asaro dies, he ends up a ghost in the machine. He has the ability to control things and every once in a while he helps out some of his favourite gamers. Tiffany Park is one such gamer. Robby likes her and when she is the subject of a bully, Robby takes things into his own "hands" and things turn deadly. Now Tiffany and a few others are trapped in the arcade with thing rapidly escalating. Can they survive?

Everything about this screamed old school! Despite being a horror, this was a fun read. It reminded me of the horror films my parents used to watch. Creepy arcade, gamers glued to the screens, ghosts and plenty of scares = a pretty great read. Because this is such a short book, there's not much character development but it doesn't suffer because of it! The plot is fast paced enough that you just fly through the story. This is a book I highly recommend!!

Joe Hempel did an amazing job with the narration of this one. He had plenty of different tones and voices for the different characters and his voice is easy to listen to too. It sounded like he had fun narrating this!

*I received a copy of this for review. This in no way affected my thoughts.*

Uncomfortable

Although the underlying story was interesting I was very uncomfortable with the racist and prejudice narrative, it wasn't necessary to the story and would have been more interesting without it.

I was given this book for free of my own choosing and have voluntarily left this review.

Ghost In The Video Game Arcade

In Romero's "Night Of The Living Dead" the people were trying to keep the zombies out.In Adam Cesare's "Zero Lives Remaining", the people are trying to get out of their favourite video game arcade, as the ghost of a former employee and a socially outcast youth, merge into a protoplasmic avenging spectre of death ! A snappy plotline and likeable characters, make for a fun read, narrated superbly by Joe Hempel.

Arcade fires. Game over man

What did you like most about Zero Lives Remaining?

The short, punchy story.

Have you listened to any of Joe Hempel’s other performances? How does this one compare?

He's a fantastic reader.

Any additional comments?

Robby Asaro is dead.

And alive.


There’s something strange in the neighbourhood… notably the Fun Cave, a sticky floored arcade filled with nostalgic games and the misfits that play them. Several years after a very grisly death at the property, maintenance man and general dogsbody, Dan Boden discovers a strange substance oozing from the circuit boards of Ms. Pac Man. Like any good horror, discovering a sticky discharge in some dark crevice is usually the harbinger for some terrible monster. And so it begins.
With an equal measure of geeky nostalgia and blood drenched fury, Cesare weaves the tale of one night trapped in a gaming arcade as a vengeful spirit takes hold of the electronics in a Maximum Overdrive type fashion. Burnings, electrocutions and a couple of folk get maimed in inventive fashions; Cesare brings death in new and exciting ways as victims get in the way of his pulsing poltergeist, which seems intent on destroying everybody in sight. In a short space of time, he creates a wonderful sense of pathos with a group of damaged characters, slightly befuddled with society, as they move from being comfortably drenched in geek sweat and the stench of burger grease, to the arterial spray of blood and hot guts.
I recently experienced Joe Hempel’s awesome telling of Family Business by Brett Williams and adored his voice work and clear delivery. He succeeds again in this story, making each character his own with a triumphant versatility, bringing definite individuals to life with the true craft of a professional.
Zero Lives Remaining plays out like a 80’s video nasty, offing characters off one by one (often in two), with pocketful of nostalgic references to assorted fandoms and enough humour to stop it from getting too dark. If you want some cheesy, though well thought out horror, drop a few coins in this way.
Game over man. Game over.
5/5

Gruesome, funny, smart

I received a copy of the audiobook in exchange for an honest review. I was previously familiar with the story from the limited hardback edition.

And honestly, that should tell you something right there. I was keen to revisit this story in audio form, see how it held up. And the short answer is, very well indeed.

One thing the audiobook version highlighted was how much humor there is here. I think I hadn’t realised just how conversational and jokey Cesare’s prose style was until I heard it spoken aloud. In this regard, narrator Joe Hempel does a superb job - his light, laconic delivery lands the comedy well, without ever hamming it up or overplaying it. It was a welcome discovery of a layer I hadn’t fully appreciated on my first read through.

One thing that hasn’t changed is the characters - they were as strong and vivid as I remember. Hempel does a superb job with the voices, finding ways to clearly delineate between the characters without overplaying it. I was especially impressed with his handling of Dan Boden. Let’s face it, it’s a nightmare brief for a narrator - portray a character with a speech impediment, induced by a stroke. It’s a gig fraught with peril - underplay it and you lose a vital part of the character, overdo it or slip into caricature and, well, yuck. Hempel navigate this with real skill, delivering a brave and honest performance of Dan that doesn’t minimise the disability, but categorically preserves the humanity and dignity of the character. And sure, a lot of that is there in the writing, but still, it could have gone horribly wrong, and it didn’t and Hempel deserves a lot of credit for that.

Overall, it’s a superb narration of a gloriously fun horror story, and I really enjoyed revisiting the claustrophobic arcade of Zero Lives Remaining.