Your audiobook is waiting…
Why Me?
People who bought this also bought...
-
The Hot Rock
- The First Dortmunder Novel
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Jeff Woodman
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 374
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 299
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 302
John Dortmunder and company are hired by an U.N. African Ambassador to steal the famed Balabomo Emerald from the hands of a rival African country. But their daring and clever burglarly goes awry, and the emerald slips through their fingers. Undaunted, Dortmunder chases the gem by plane, train and automobile in hot pursuit of the hot rock.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Dortmunder is on his game in this fun introduction
- By William R. on 08-25-11
-
Drowned Hopes
- A Dortmunder Novel
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Abridged
-
Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 24
-
Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 21
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 20
Arriving home at dawn after another failed burglary, John Dortmunder - the anti-hero of Donald Westlake's popular comic crime series - is shocked to find his apartment occupied by a notorious cellmate everyone had supposed (and hoped) had been jailed for life.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Terrible narration
- By Karen on 02-17-13
-
Dancing Aztecs
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Brian Holsopple
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 39
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 32
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 32
Specialist in the scam, the con, and the rip-off, Jerry Manelli is running around New York hot on the trail of a priest: a thousand-year-old, two-foot-tall, ugly, misshapen, dancing Aztec priest made of solid gold, with eyes of pure emeralds, worth a million dollars. Somebody stole it from its museum home in South America and smuggled it through U.S. Customs in a shipment of plastic imitations. But the wrong one got delivered, and the million dollar statue, mixed with the fifteen copies, is somewhere in New York.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Too Many Characters for Audio!
- By andrea on 07-14-14
-
The Busy Body
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Brian Holsopple
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 35
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 30
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 30
Al Engel had worked his way up to being Nick Rovito’s right-hand man, near the top of the syndicate. And this was a delicate job that Rovito had given him: retrieving a very important jacket, loaded with heroin, from the fresh grave of the drug mule who was accidentally buried wearing it. There was just one problem (at least - just one to begin with): It turned out the grave was empty. Suddenly Engel was the one finding himself “in deep”.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Great characters! Fun twist!
- By Matthew S. Hill on 01-24-17
-
Trust Me on This
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
- Abridged
-
Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 6
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 5
What would it take to lure a serious young newswoman from a respectable New England paper to the most notorious supermarket tabloid in America? The call of journalistic adventure? How about a promise of a salary that's triple what she's making? En route to her new job at the Weekly Galaxy, Sara Joslyn stumbles across a bloody corpse in a Buick Riviera. A big story? Not at this paper. The problem is compounded when the dead man vanishes, Buick and all.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
80s Tabloid Romp
- By Morgan Dusatko on 11-03-17
-
Dark of the Moon
- By: John Sandford
- Narrated by: Eric Conger
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 4,530
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,308
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,292
Virgil Flowers kicked around for a while before joining the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension. First it was the army and the military police, then the police in St. Paul, and finally Lucas Davenport brought him into the BCA, promising him, "We'll only give you the hard stuff." He's been doing the hard stuff for three years now, but never anything like this.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great winding road of a story
- By Crystal on 10-10-07
-
The Hot Rock
- The First Dortmunder Novel
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Jeff Woodman
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 374
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 299
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 302
John Dortmunder and company are hired by an U.N. African Ambassador to steal the famed Balabomo Emerald from the hands of a rival African country. But their daring and clever burglarly goes awry, and the emerald slips through their fingers. Undaunted, Dortmunder chases the gem by plane, train and automobile in hot pursuit of the hot rock.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Dortmunder is on his game in this fun introduction
- By William R. on 08-25-11
-
Drowned Hopes
- A Dortmunder Novel
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Abridged
-
Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 24
-
Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 21
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 20
Arriving home at dawn after another failed burglary, John Dortmunder - the anti-hero of Donald Westlake's popular comic crime series - is shocked to find his apartment occupied by a notorious cellmate everyone had supposed (and hoped) had been jailed for life.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Terrible narration
- By Karen on 02-17-13
-
Dancing Aztecs
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Brian Holsopple
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 39
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 32
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 32
Specialist in the scam, the con, and the rip-off, Jerry Manelli is running around New York hot on the trail of a priest: a thousand-year-old, two-foot-tall, ugly, misshapen, dancing Aztec priest made of solid gold, with eyes of pure emeralds, worth a million dollars. Somebody stole it from its museum home in South America and smuggled it through U.S. Customs in a shipment of plastic imitations. But the wrong one got delivered, and the million dollar statue, mixed with the fifteen copies, is somewhere in New York.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Too Many Characters for Audio!
- By andrea on 07-14-14
-
The Busy Body
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Brian Holsopple
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 35
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 30
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 30
Al Engel had worked his way up to being Nick Rovito’s right-hand man, near the top of the syndicate. And this was a delicate job that Rovito had given him: retrieving a very important jacket, loaded with heroin, from the fresh grave of the drug mule who was accidentally buried wearing it. There was just one problem (at least - just one to begin with): It turned out the grave was empty. Suddenly Engel was the one finding himself “in deep”.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Great characters! Fun twist!
- By Matthew S. Hill on 01-24-17
-
Trust Me on This
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
- Abridged
-
Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 6
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 5
What would it take to lure a serious young newswoman from a respectable New England paper to the most notorious supermarket tabloid in America? The call of journalistic adventure? How about a promise of a salary that's triple what she's making? En route to her new job at the Weekly Galaxy, Sara Joslyn stumbles across a bloody corpse in a Buick Riviera. A big story? Not at this paper. The problem is compounded when the dead man vanishes, Buick and all.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
80s Tabloid Romp
- By Morgan Dusatko on 11-03-17
-
Dark of the Moon
- By: John Sandford
- Narrated by: Eric Conger
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 4,530
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,308
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,292
Virgil Flowers kicked around for a while before joining the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension. First it was the army and the military police, then the police in St. Paul, and finally Lucas Davenport brought him into the BCA, promising him, "We'll only give you the hard stuff." He's been doing the hard stuff for three years now, but never anything like this.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great winding road of a story
- By Crystal on 10-10-07
-
Razor Girl
- A Novel
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: John Rubinstein
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,514
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,203
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 3,203
When Lane Coolman's car is bashed from behind on the road to the Florida Keys, what appears to be an ordinary accident is anything but (this is Hiaasen!). Behind the wheel of the other car is Merry Mansfield - the eponymous Razor Girl - and the crash scam is only the beginning of events that spiral crazily out of control while unleashing some of the wildest characters Hiaasen has ever set loose.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Best book this year!
- By green ice cream garden on 09-19-16
-
Money for Nothing
- By: Donald Westlake
- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 49
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 22
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 24
There is no such thing as a free lunch, but it takes Josh Redmont a while to figure that out. The first check arrived when Josh was 27, $1,000, issued by "United States Agent" through an unnamed bank with an indeterminate address in Washington, D.C. The checks continued to arrive once a month, even when Josh changed addresses, with nary an explanation or a peep from the IRS.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
stupid
- By Steve on 10-01-06
-
The Comedy is Finished
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 9
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 9
The year is 1977, and America is finally getting over the nightmares of Watergate and Vietnam and the national hangover that was the 1960s. But not everyone is ready to let it go. Not aging comedian Koo Davis, friend to generals and presidents and veteran of countless USO tours to buck up American troops in the field. And not the five remaining members of the self-proclaimed People’s Revolutionary Army, who’ve decided that kidnapping Koo Davis would be the perfect way to bring their cause back to life....
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
not my favorite Westlake book
- By rent house guy on 03-30-16
-
The Hunter
- By: Richard Stark
- Narrated by: John Chancer
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 289
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 255
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 260
You probably haven't noticed them. But they've noticed you. They notice everything. That's their job. Sitting quietly in a nondescript car outside a bank making note of the tellers' work habits. Lagging a few car lengths behind the Brinks truck on its daily rounds. Surreptitiously jiggling the handle of an unmarked service door at the racetrack. They're heisters.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
It was fun. It was different.
- By Jane on 04-12-13
-
Somebody Owes Me Money
- A Hard Case Crime Novel
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Stephen Thorne
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 89
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 39
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 40
Cab driver Chet Conway was hoping for a good tip from his latest fare, the sort he could spend. But what he got was a tip on a horse race; which might have turned out okay, except that when he went to collect his winnings, Chet found his bookie lying dead on the living room floor. Chet knows he had nothing to do with it.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great reading of a hilarious novel
- By G. Steyn on 09-12-08
-
The Deep Blue Good-By
- A Travis McGee Novel, Book 1
- By: John D. MacDonald
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
- Length: 6 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,835
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 3,408
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 3,415
He's a self-described beach bum who won his houseboat in a card game. He's also a knight errant who's wary of credit cards, retirement benefits, political parties, mortgages, and television. He only works when his cash runs out, and his rule is simple: he'll help you find whatever was taken from you, as long as he can keep half.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
An Entertaining Start To A Classic Series
- By Michael Cavacini on 06-15-12
-
Baby, Would I Lie
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Donald E. Westlake
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 12
-
Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 11
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 11
Intrepid reporter Sara Joslyn, having escaped the clutches of the supermarket tabloid Weekly Galaxy, is finally going to be allowed to practice "clean journalism." Unfortunately, intrepid editor Jack Ingersoll has other plans, assigning her to a gory sex-murder trial in Branson, Missouri, home to more country stars than there are in the heavens. While delving into the muck, rake in hand, Sara runs into her old comrades from the Galaxy - Binx Radwell, Boy Cartwright, and the Down Under Trio among them. At the eye of this journalistic cyclone is country musician Ray Jones; is he guilty of the grisly murder, and what else is he up to?
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Have heard better
- By Joyce on 11-22-12
-
The Cutie
- A Hard Case Crime Novel
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 27
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 17
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 18
Mavis St. Paul had been a rich man's mistress. Now she was a corpse. And every cop in New York City was hunting for the two-bit punk accused of putting a knife in her. But the punk was innocent. He'd been set up to take the fall by some cutie who was too clever by half. My job? Find that cutie - before the cutie found me.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Westlake
- By Kindle Customer on 10-22-18
-
Murder with Peacocks
- By: Donna Andrews
- Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 208
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 190
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 190
Meg Langslow's summer is not going swimmingly. In her small Virginia hometown, she's the maid of honor at the nuptials of three loved ones - each of whom has dumped the planning in her hands. One bride is set on including a Native American herbal purification ceremony while another wants live peacocks on the lawn. But when an offensive newcomer, who hints at skeletons in the guests' closets, is found dead under suspicious circumstances, level-headed Meg's to-do list extends from flower arrangements and bridal registries to catching a killer - before the next event is her own funeral.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
The blacksmith wins the day!
- By Jan on 01-19-19
-
The Night Fire
- By: Michael Connelly
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
-
Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
-
Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Back when Harry Bosch was just a rookie homicide detective, he had an inspiring mentor who taught him to take the work personally and light the fire of relentlessness for every case. Now that mentor, John Jack Thompson, is dead, but after his funeral his widow hands Bosch a murder book that Thompson took with him when he left the LAPD 20 years before - the unsolved killing of a troubled young man in an alley used for drug deals.
-
Burglars Can't Be Choosers
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 254
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 203
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 200
In this first in a series of wickedly funny mysteries, best-selling author Lawrence Block introduces Bernie Rhodenbarr, sometimes burglar, sometimes sleuth. Pulling only an occasional, very discreet job, Bernie manages to maintain his comfortable New York City apartment and keep his unorthodox vocation a closely-guarded secret. Every burglar knows never to trust anonymous phone calls. But when the caller offers easy money for an hour's work, Bernie can't ignore the job.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Wonderful Wise-Ass Humour
- By Bodiccea on 02-25-14
-
The Burglar
- By: Thomas Perry
- Narrated by: Christina Delaine
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 556
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 519
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 515
Elle Stowell is a young woman with an unconventional profession: burglary. But Elle is no petty thief - with just the right combination of smarts, looks, and skills, she can easily stroll through ritzy Bel Air neighborhoods and pick out the perfect home for plucking the most valuable items. This is how Elle has always gotten by - she is good at it, and she thrives on the thrill. But after stumbling upon a grisly triple homicide while stealing from the home of a wealthy art dealer, Elle discovers she is no longer the only one sneaking around. Somebody is searching for her.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
From breaking the law to helping the law....
- By shelley on 01-09-19
Publisher's Summary
The Byzantine Fire is much more than a flawless ninety-carat ruby. As a stone, it's worth over a million dollars, a value vastly increased by its pure gold band - but its history is what makes it priceless. A ring that has been fought for with sword and pen and passed from nation to nation by all manner of theft and trickery, has finally made its way to the United States. The US agrees to return it to Turkey, but it's about to be stolen twice more.
A gang of Greeks armed with Sten guns burst into the security room at JFK Airport and escape with the priceless stone, which they deposit in the safe at a small jeweler's shop in Queens. A few hours later, unlucky thief John Dortmunder, expecting a routine robbery, steals it again. Having unsuspectingly lifted the hottest gem in town, John Dortmunder becomes the prey of the FBI, the New York City police, terrorist groups from three nations, and all of New York's petty and not-so-petty crooks.
Much blood has been shed for this little ruby, and Dortmunder's could very well be next.
More from the same
What members say
Average Customer Ratings
Overall
-
4.5 out of 5 stars
-
5 Stars35
-
4 Stars25
-
3 Stars4
-
2 Stars2
-
1 Stars0
Performance
-
4.5 out of 5 stars
-
5 Stars40
-
4 Stars14
-
3 Stars3
-
2 Stars2
-
1 Stars1
Story
-
4.5 out of 5 stars
-
5 Stars31
-
4 Stars25
-
3 Stars3
-
2 Stars2
-
1 Stars0
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Mike From Mesa
- 07-13-14
Another delightful mis-adventure.
John Dortmunder scores his biggest prize accidentally. If it were anyone else they would be set for at least a nice vacation, but not Dortmunder.
The curse strikes again and John not only cannot get rid of the item but he has become a huge target for both the police and the underworld. He biggest goal is to somehow survive his "good luck" and live to see another day. What a hoot!
Donald Westlake has created a wonderful character with John Dortmunder and I have found every one of the first 5 novels well worth the time and money. I have not been disappointed with the characters, the stories or the wonderful finishes Mr Westlake has come up with. After a little rest (and some more serious books), it will be on to #6.
2 of 2 people found this review helpful
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Kindle Customer
- 05-22-15
Cool
Good listen. Easily passed the time on a 7 hr flight. Ready for more Westlake. Westlake. Westlake Westlake. Westlake. Westlake.
1 of 1 people found this review helpful
-
Overall2 out of 5 stars
-
Performance1 out of 5 stars
-
Story3 out of 5 stars
- M. Giorgi
- 03-21-15
So, So Below Par
Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?
No, since this is a review for the audio version it was so disappointing. I
How could the performance have been better?
A different narrator for a starter. If I didn't see the authors name as Donald Westlake I would have sworn this was a fledgling writer making a sad attempt at telling a story. The narrator has part of the blame in this sad attempt at a Dortmunder comedy of errors. In all the other audiobooks the comedic punch was just that, a punch. From laughs to giggles to hysterical laughing. I couldn't find any humor. I found it dark in the reading. And so so not interesting. I did finish the audiobook but I will ask for my money back. I like have all the books in a series so I can read/listen in a marathon one after the other all the way through. I think in this case I'll just have to have books missing. Authors should listen to the narrator's reading before it is released.
If this book were a movie would you go see it?
Only if I were paid a lot.
1 of 1 people found this review helpful
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars
-
Story4 out of 5 stars
- aemsab
- 01-27-15
Very entertaining but not for the thin skinned
The story is now dated, and the ethnic slurs run hot and heavy. But if you are old enough to understand the jokes I found it very entertaining. Not the usual Dortmunder story where he steals the same thing over and over again.
1 of 1 people found this review helpful
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story4 out of 5 stars
- M. Hayes
- 05-30-19
I love the Dortmunder books
I love this series of books. The way that Donald Westlake wrote is wonderful. I was introduced to these stories when the movie “The Hot Rock “ came out in 1971.