Well This Sucks

De: CoraLee June, Carrie Gray

Narrado por: Amanda Stribling, Blake Lockheart

I treat eating pancakes on patios like it’s a personality trait.

Brunch is my jam. I like the beach, shopping, carbs, and reading naughty books on the train during my commute. I wear pink. Lots of it. If Tinder were an olympic sport, I’d take home the gold. I can rock stilettos like they’re a pair of Nike joggers. I’m basically a basic bitch.

I’m in the prime of my life. I’ve got my dream job as the head of marketing at a sex toy company, and I’ve been steadily dating myself for the better half of the last decade. I’m 30, flirty, and thriving, dammit.

Or at least I was, until some fucker had the audacity to turn me into a vampire.

I don’t do blood and doom and gloom. I sure as hell don’t like sleeping in a coffin, avoiding garlic bread, and these ridiculous vamp politics. And don’t get me started on Diego. He’s vampire royalty and a pain in my ass. A very sexy pain in the ass. When he’s not driving me crazy with all his rules, he’s turning my panties into Niagara falls.

I absolutely refuse to live the rest of my immortal life in some wannabe '90s grunge music video.

This sucks!

©2020 CoraLee June (P)2021 Audiobooks Unleashed

Why did I laugh so?

The VO actors were perfectly suited for this. Drew’s voice was spot on and Diego sounded exactly how a Vampire King should. I cracked up multiple times by their dynamic and “Pussy” was just funny every time Drew talked about her. (I swear I’m not 12, lol)

Cute little paranormal romcom

Fun listen! Some of the FMC dialogue was a bit immature humor and didn’t quite land but overall worth it!

Oh my dang!!💜

From the first chapter I was laughing my butt off. These characters and circumstances were hilarious!!
The performance & delivery by Amanda Stribling were absolutely fantastic. Blake Lockheart was perfect as the sexy king of vampires with his smooth seductive voice.
This book is a hilarious standalone with an HEA!
I highly recommend this book.

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Completely hilarious

I just love a good paranormal romcom. This has the classic romcom vibes with the paranormal trills. The FMC is funny but a bit dizzy at times. Girl slow the f-down and asks some freaking questions. But we all have our character flaws don’t we?
I was in fits of giggles starting from chapter one when our horny FMC deploys a plan to ditch her awful date because no “D” was worth putting up with this Mama’s Boy. Sitting alone eating her dates dinner is where her life takes a unwanted left turn at a 3⭐️ Italian restaurant.

Best book ever!

I found drew and Diego to be hilarious and honestly love this book. First time I’ve read a paranormal rom com and honestly I need more because I laughed so much and the spicy was just a good amount of spice.