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Publisher's summary
There are 10 golden rules if you want to survive an encounter with a fae:
- Don’t ask their name.
- If they ask you what your name is, lie.
- Avoid looking directly into their eyes.
- Don’t invite them to your book club.
- Don’t instigate a snowball fight.
- Never let them burn their mouth on coffee.
- Don’t ask them where they’re from.
- Don’t tell them where you live.
- Never mention their queen.
- Don’t try to kill them with an ordinary human gun.
If you fail to do any of these things, enslave them immediately.
On a cozy fall morning, Kate Kole is nestled in a coffee shop in the city of Toronto reading her favourite novel, when she accidentally kills a guy who's being rude to the coffee shop's cashier. Unfortunately for Kate, the person she killed was a fae assassin of the North Corner of Ever, visiting the human realm in secret.
From there, four deadly fae assassins come to the human realm to hunt her down for breaking a fairy law and killing one of their own. Leading them is Prince Cressica Alabastian, the most feared and deadly fae assassin of the North and heir to the North Corner of Ever.
After the assassins arrive in the human realm, things go terribly wrong. To Prince Cressica's horror, his assassins unwittingly get roped into running a cozy café on Kate Kole's behalf. To blend in, the fae assassins are forced to learn how to do basic human activities like cleaning up after themselves, driving without road rage, reading popular fantasy books at book club without getting into alpha male fights over what they’re reading, and, in general, be nice, all to blend into regular human society.
With a temper like no other, and deadly power that's unmatched, Prince Cressica seeks to get revenge on Kate Kole. But as he aims to strike where it will hurt her the most, the Prince finds himself enchanted by his human target in more ways than one. And when the darkness of the Ever Corners comes knocking at the human realm's door, he needs to make a choice that could cost him everything.
Welcome to Fae Café is like Holly Black’s tricky Folk of the Air schemes meeting your grandmother’s freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. With a sweet, comical romance and relatable slice-of-life moments colliding with manipulative fairy games and deathmatches, this book puts a spin on the typical fae stories listeners know and love and aims to be the coziest rom-com fae book of all time.
This book may leave you with answers to questions you never know you wanted to ask, such as, "How many fae assassins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
With coziness for days, Welcome to Fae Café is a new spin on some of the most popular fae fantasy tropes, in a setting where fae most definitely don't belong. If you liked LEGENDS AND LATTES, by Travis Baldree, this may just be your cup of tea. (Or coffee.)
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
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- Robin P.
- 01-14-24
THE perfect Cozy Fantasy!!
I ADORED this story! Of course I knew I would, because Jennifer Kropf wrote it. SO glad I found this author on BookTok. Not only is this book absolutely BRILLIANT, so are ALL of Jennifer's other books. So if you liked this one, be sure to check out The Winter Souls Series. Her books check all the boxes for me and this book was no exception. I literally busted out laughing so many times while reading this one. It is most definitely THE PERFECT COZY FANTASY READ and I simply loved it! 10 stars 🌟
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- Styxx
- 03-13-24
it made me get attached to the characters
would of liked a little more romance but it was still good really liked the characters
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- Jenni
- 10-05-23
Absolutely Adorable
This is possibly the cutest slice of life fantasy I’ve read. Perfect for when you’re in the mood for a light cozy read.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-06-23
Fun, Cozy read
such a fun and cozy read! really enjoyed the story, and the funny antics of the fae assasins as they take on running thr Cafe :)
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- Sketchy_mc_doodles
- 04-08-24
they nearly killed me at the end when I thought that they had died!🤣😭
nothing! it was amazing!! I would love to recommend this book to others! love it!
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- Natalie Louthain
- 10-06-23
Adorable
I loved it. This is a cozy read and I'm so excited I stumbled upon it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-23-23
Inventive storyline and great back stories for characters
Great story telling, character relationships, and twist ending. Can't wait til the sequel comes out!
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- Tonya J.
- 03-22-24
Good reading nice story
This is a really fun idea.A new kind of cozy story lots of twists and turns.It kept me guessing the whole time.There's action there's love.There's everything you could want.I highly recommend this book
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-05-23
loss of free will
I know it is only a story but damn Kate walking around acting like she an angel when she has stolen others free will and has gone as far as forcing one to kiss someone feet to make them like her agian. This just don't sit right with me. it wasn't a cozy story for me.
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- savanah skinner
- 03-07-24
The humor in this book 😂 loved it
If you like cozy, adorable, funny, and sometimes trickster fairytales… well you’re gonna love this ❤️
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