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We Learn Nothing

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We Learn Nothing

By: Tim Kreider
Narrated by: Tim Kreider
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In We Learn Nothing, satirical cartoonist Tim Kreider turns his funny, brutally honest eye to the dark truths of the human condition, asking big questions about human-sized problems: What if you survive a brush with death and it doesn't change you? Why do we fall in love with people we don't even like? How do you react when someone you've known for years unexpectedly changes genders?

With a perfect combination of humor and pathos, these essays leave us with newfound wisdom and a unique prism through which to examine our own chaotic journeys through life. These are the conversations you have only with best friends or total strangers, late at night over drinks, near closing time.

©2012 Tim Kreider (P)2014 Seneca and Marcus LLC Biographies & Memoirs Essays Nonfiction Funny Witty Thought-Provoking Suspenseful
Thought-provoking Essays • Personal Reflections • Excellent Narration • Insightful Observations • Relatable Experiences

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Must read ... Open your manifesto... Reminder of what is important ... People and laughter
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A bit depressing, but I guess that's what the truth does for you. Thanks a million Tim.

great read

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What did you love best about We Learn Nothing?

The light tone combined with the depth of thinking.

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Well worth the listen. The author does a fantastic job reading the book as well as writing it.

Thoughtful, funny and interesting

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Loved this book! It's a wonderful set of vignettes and viewpoints--some that hit with astonishing clarity. Can't say I agree with all the conclusions (his cynicism betrays his uniquely 'lived' life) but I love his logic and appreciate the reminder that another life's perspective brings into my own. Krieders narration does come off as a bit monotone but that lends to the vibe and when he does add emotion it emphasizes the intimacy of the book. There are a few lines in particular I couldn't have seen working in print alone. Highly recommended!

Fantastic set of essays and stories

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This book was the cause of many introspective moments. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Made me feel a little better about my own meandering life. Thank you Tim, for having and sharing your shitty yet wonderful life. Next round of drinks is on me.

Honest and engaging.

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