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Publisher's Summary
Never believe that life in a tiny Spanish mountain village is predictable.
Vicky and Joe have finished fixing up their house and look forward to peaceful days enjoying their retirement. Then the fish van arrives and, instead of delivering fresh fish, disgorges the Ufarte family. The peace of El Hoyo is shattered. Packed with badly behaved humans and animals, irreverent humour and sunshine, this audiobook will make you laugh out loud.
Critic Reviews
"Andalucia as it’s never been done before - a very quirky, funny and enjoyable tale." (Karen Wheeler)
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- Cheryl Carrillo
- 08-14-19
Great listen, with lots of laughs.
I've enjoyed the Two Old Fools, and will continue to follow along. Who wouldn't want to start anew in such a beautiful and sometimes crazy place.
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- bharblin
- 07-25-18
Fun and Relatable
Enjoyed the first book, and this feels like a visit with friends. Nothing deep or dramatic. But a fun listen, and the narrator is very skilled and pleasant