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Publisher's summary
Donald Trump is a legend in his own mind. He wants you to take him seriously. Very seriously indeed.
Donald Trump does not want you to listen to his (totally unauthorized and fictional) diary, and he absolutely in no way wants you to know what insiders refer to as his "secret identity".
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Excerpt from classified entry included below:
I don’t know if you’ve seen some of the stuff they’re saying about me? Don’t look it up. It’s just very sad. Nobody should waste their time on the stuff. Nobody should have to see the very mean and rude things people say about me. This Fake News Media.
But I’ve got it under control.
I’m going to take down The Server.
Trump Ninja vs. Fake News. KERLAMO! Go get it.
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The West has been devastated by epidemics, bio-terrorism, war, and famine. Asia has shut its borders to keep the threats at bay, and some with power and influence have already abandoned Earth. Now an escape route a century in the making - the Nomad mission - finally offers hope to a small town and a secret research centre hidden in a rural American backwater. Shrouded in lies and concealed even from the research centre's staff, Nomad is about to fulfil its long-dead founder's vision of preserving the best of humanity to forge a new future. But who decides who's worthy?
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what the hell? not galaxys edge. total retcon.
- By Ethomas on 12-06-19
By: Karen Traviss
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Empire: The Empire Duet, Part 1
- By: Orson Scott Card
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 11 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Orson Scott Card is a master storyteller, who has earned millions of fans and reams of praise for his previous science-fiction and fantasy works. Now he steps a little closer to the present day with this chilling look at a near-future scenario: a new American Civil War. The American Empire has grown too fast, the fault lines at home are stressed to the breaking point, and the war of words between Right and Left has collapsed into a shooting war.
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Good pace, weak premise
- By Andrea on 01-01-07
By: Orson Scott Card
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Planetside
- By: Michael Mammay
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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War heroes aren't usually called out of semi-retirement and sent to the far reaches of the galaxy for a routine investigation. So when Colonel Carl Butler answers the call from an old and powerful friend, he knows it's something big - and he's not being told the whole story. A high councilor's son has gone MIA out of Cappa Base, the space station orbiting a battle-ravaged planet. The young lieutenant had been wounded and evacuated - but there's no record of him having ever arrived at hospital command.
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Refreshing Sci-Fi
- By Chris Duemig on 08-01-18
By: Michael Mammay
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Lost and Found
- By: Orson Scott Card
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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That's the question that has haunted 14-year-old Ezekiel Blast all his life. But he's not a thief, he just has a talent for finding things. Not a superpower - a micropower. Because what good is finding lost bicycles and hair scrunchies, especially when you return them to their owners and everyone thinks you must have stolen them in the first place? If only there were some way to use Ezekiel's micropower for good, to turn a curse into a blessing. His friend Beth thinks there must be, and so does a police detective investigating the disappearance of a little girl.
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Good book from a great Author
- By Jim on 03-30-21
By: Orson Scott Card
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Reasons to Be Pretty
- By: Neil LaBute
- Narrated by: Jenna Fischer, Thomas Sadoski, Josh Stamberg, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
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What does it mean to be pretty? Do you really need someone to validate your appearance? Neil LaBute tackles our obsession with physical beauty head-on in a work nominated for multiple Tony and Drama Desk Awards. Our production, directed by the playwright, includes original Broadway cast member Thomas Sadoski, whose acclaimed performance also earned aTony nomination. Includes a backstage conversation with Neil LaBute and the cast. An L.A. Theatre Works full-cast production.
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An exquisite reading of one of my favorite plays
- By Suzannah McLellan on 06-11-18
By: Neil LaBute
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The Godking's Legacy
- By: Virlyce
- Narrated by: Mare Trevathan
- Length: 16 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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A legendary sword is left behind by his master, the Godking. Trapped for millennia, the sword's spirit awaits the day he'll be set free. Will his new master be worthy of inheriting the Godking's legacy?
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Most Implausible Idiocy You'll Ever Love
- By Dustin on 06-15-18
By: Virlyce
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Tex
- By: S. E. Hinton
- Narrated by: Jeff Woodman
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
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At 15, Tex is spirited as a wild mustang and good-natured as a pup. He and his 17-year-old brother Mason have been on their own since Pop left for the summer rodeo tour. Come October, the money has run out and still no Pop. None of this bothers Tex much - until Mason sells Tex's horse to pay the bills. After that things turn sour between the brothers. Tex is constantly getting into trouble, but he resents Mace acting like a parent. Friends like Johnny and his gorgeous sister Jamie help Tex forget his problems.
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forest gumpy
- By Ruben borboa on 11-24-16
By: S. E. Hinton
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Plain Speaking
- An Oral Biography of Harry S. Truman
- By: Merle Miller
- Narrated by: Chris Andrew Ciulla
- Length: 15 hrs and 5 mins
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Plain Speaking is a book based on conversations between Merle Miller and the thirty-third President of the United States, Harry S. Truman. From these interviews, as well as others who knew him over the years, Miller transcribes Truman’s feisty takes on everything from his personal life, military service, and political career to the challenges he faced in taking the office during the final days of World War II and the beginning of the Cold War.
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One of my favorites, so far!
- By johnsoneliza on 07-23-20
By: Merle Miller
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The Valens Legacy: Publisher's Pack 1
- The Valens Legacy, Books 1-2
- By: Jan Stryvant
- Narrated by: Leland King
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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In his junior year at college, the only things on Sean's mind are doing his homework and getting out of college to get a real job. A gamer and a bit of a nerd, Sean's philosophy in life has been to keep his head down and get his work done. But when a failed kidnapping attempt leaves him with a gaping hole in his memory, his oldest friend dead, and his mother missing, Sean suddenly finds his whole world turned upside down as he's thrust into the hidden world of magic and the supernatural.
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Sumtime' s you just want to have fun!
- By Joel Cagle on 03-22-18
By: Jan Stryvant
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Satan Is Real
- The Ballad of the Louvin Brothers
- By: Charlie Louvin, Benjamin Whitmer - with
- Narrated by: Arthur Flavell
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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The beautiful and tragic saga of the Louvin Brothers-one of the most legendary country duos of all time - is one of America's great untold stories. Charlie Louvin was a good, God-fearing, churchgoing singer, but his brother, Ira, had the devil in him and was known for smashing his mandolin to splinters onstage, cussing out Elvis Presley, and trying to strangle his third wife with a telephone cord.
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Great read!
- By Haley on 06-03-21
By: Charlie Louvin, and others
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StarFire
- Vince Lombard, Book 1
- By: Mike Lee
- Narrated by: Jason Brenizer
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Captain Vince Lombard, G-Marine company commander, is tasked with tracking down a stray ship. The Alliance Military Ship StarFire has gone silent, and previous attempts to locate her have resulted in the loss of more ships. After two previous wars with xenospecies humanity bumped into while expanding into space, no one knows what might be the cause of StarFire's missing in action status.
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Good solid Sci-Fi
- By Bob H. on 10-25-14
By: Mike Lee
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SuperEgo
- By: Frank J. Fleming
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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Rico has a problem. The experimental program that gave him the high intelligence and lightning reflexes he needs as a hit man for a galactic crime syndicate left him incapable of internalizing moral imperatives the rest of us take for granted. It takes real effort for him to pass as a normal human being and he avoids it whenever he can. But he has a job he loves, a fast ship, and plenty of cash. So life is good.
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Surprise surprise
- By sirlamplot4 on 05-09-15
By: Frank J. Fleming
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Max of the Rebellion
- The Last Time Loop, Book 1
- By: Anton Emelianov, Sergei Savinov
- Narrated by: Joshua Story
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
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Any kind of death annuls everything except his present knowledge and returns him to the past. This is a good way to test all sorts of things. That is, it would be, if not for one little thing.... This loop has real lords and it's unlikely that they'll be happy to hear about an uninvited guest. And that isn't his only problem - all of his memories of the last year have simply disappeared, but the world around him has changed in the meantime.
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Not Great
- By Erik on 04-30-20
By: Anton Emelianov, and others
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Slacker
- By: Gordon Korman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy, Quincy Dunn-Baker, Chirstopher Gebauer, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
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Cameron Boxer is very happy to spend his life avoiding homework, hanging out with his friends, and gaming for hours in his basement. It's not too hard for him to get away with it...until he gets so caught up in one game that he almost lets his house burn down around him. Oops. It's time for some serious damage control - so Cameron and his friends invent a fake school club that will make it seem like they're doing good deeds instead of slacking off. The problem? Some kids think the club is real.
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Confessions of a dad listener!
- By Papabear on 08-24-17
By: Gordon Korman