Trailer Park Elves

A Humorous LitRPG Slice-of-Life Adventure

By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance

Narrated by: Mandy McCullough, Christopher Harbour

Deep in the elbow skin of the Fae Wilds, far from the teeming fortress of the Goblin King and the glittering palace of the King and Queen of the Elves, there lies a forgotten hideaway of crumbling single-wides and rusty Airstreams.

A lonely clan of beautiful women, clad in tube tops, overall shorts, and tacky Asian-print house-dresses, yearn for a man who can unstop their sewer lines and get the internet working again.

Torn from his mundane life on Earth, Colton Winchester could be that man. With a heart of gold, boots of steel, and a great big wrench, Colton will soon become the ultimate . . . Trailer Park Manager.

Trailer Park Elves is a hilarious slice-of-life fusion of fantasy, household maintenance, and low-stakes adventure. If you liked Isekai Emperor, you’ll find more of the same goodness in this spiritual successor.

©2025 Michael Dalton and Adam Lance (P)2025 Royal Guard Publishing LLC

Cherokee Hair Tampons?

I am left wondering if Mr. Garrison wrote this with Elves in mind rather than his previous subject?

sweet home elfabama

so far this story has been great, potential excelent characters and good bit of comedy, I can't wait to hear from there rest if you want something comedic especially when it comes to white trash elves.

This is a Trailer Park

I can visualize this park in my head, the names of the women the cheap dollar store cloths ment to look expensive the broken hot tub. The world is well described and it feels like a trailer park all of the Drama and infighting, i laughed out loud several times,
The Voice actors Do a great job and the Audio includes sounds like door knocks and screams, water sounds and animals growls
a very good recoding and audio book it really helps with the experience.
waiting for the 2nd book 2 thumb aloft

why did not one say this is erotica?

I was so excited to read a redneck fantasy novel with a witty slice of trailer life. It started pretty good if a fair amount of gratuitous female body descriptions. Then the funny never came to life but the sex scenes did. This is not safe for work, but if you enjoy erotica it's pretty well written erotica.
The voice actors were okay honestly. The male voice was much louder then the female voice and they both forgot thier accents at times. But considering the range needed to read this book I would say they did pretty well.
I think I would have rated this book higher if I knew it was porn, but my reget in purchasing a book I have no interest in is weighing my score down honestly.

This is a trailer park.

If I could give 10 stars I would. This is about a perfect example of American trailer park life with a lovely and hefty dose of fantasy LITRPG. Girls a basically perfect lol, the voice actors did a fantastic job also 10/10 for them. Michael you’re doing a great job and i hope you keep writing for a long time. Also hoping you’ll expand more on some of your “concluded” novel series as all of them have potential for more books without feeling forced. You have done great and I wish I could support you more then I already do.

Hilarious, isekai, trash fun

This book provides an absolute laugh riot of a good time. The inclusion of RPG elements into the story doesn’t feel like it was shoehorned in, and just reading this book, I’m intrigued to read the rest of the Dalton-verse. My only complaint is that the male voice actor can come off as flat during the spicy scenes… But the female voice actress is on point every time!

Highly recommended!

Fun, easy listen.

I really enjoyed this story. It’s light hearted and fun. Pick it up and send some time in the trailer park.

Terrific Story and Performance

The first time I've enjoyed a story enough that I bought both the hardcopy and the audio. After reading the first 2 books in this series. I went back reread "Isekai Emperor". Then bought, "Red Elf Ranch " and "Dark City Girrls. This whole series has been wonderful, and exciting.

Finished the book and bought the second

This is probably the best way to stumble/get thrown to an Isekai. Did he ever fix the fountain or did it fix itself when he fixed the water?_?The knitted reindeer swim shorts was funny. SOOOOOO...... I attempted to sleep after finishing this and couldn't because that last threesome he did just kept playing in my head..

Way better listen than it had any reason to be

I saw somebody mention this wasn't stated in the description so here it is, this is erotica, fun light-hearted redneck fantasy erotica.
This is my second foray into LitRPG after reading/listening to a few of the Everybody Loves Large Chests books (more medieval fantasy, spicy but no actual sex scenes). I laughed out loud when I heard the title, picked up the audio book as a laugh and loved it from the start.
Great and unusual setting, fun and sexy characters, entertaining lower stakes story, and a great performance from the narrators.
I'm looking forward to more from the authors!