Trailer Park Elves 5

A Humorous LitRPG Slice-of-Life Adventure

De: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance

Narrado por: Mandy McCullough, Christopher Harbour

#1 in Men's Adventure and #1 New Release in Fantasy Adventure!

Return to the award-winning series that has captured the hearts and minds of tens of thousands.

With the Thunderdome behind them, Colton Winchester and his girlfriends can focus on what really matters: Throwing the most trailer-park of all trailer park weddings.

Starting with a not-at-all-tasteless bachelorette party.

Yet no sooner have the girls gotten things underway than the park's oil drilling crew breaks into a mysterious dungeon, one that may have roots in the Fae Wilds' ancient past.

As Colton assembles the ultimate delve team–at least, the most ultimate a trailer park can manage–the new showrunner for the Gerry Spriggan Show voices her intent to transform his wedding into a live-streamed extravaganza.

And what Vannah Vahn Tramp wants, she gets. At least according to her.

It's a trailer park. You didn't expect the drama to end with the last book, did you?

©2025 Michael Dalton and Adam Lance (P)2025 Royal Guard Publishing LLC

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issues occur in this tiny paradise of protected zone. our Main character Colton is forced to put females in a more respectful place by informing them to "woman up". not a lot of comedy in this book. More like some natural life around the park with introducing new species and unforeseen consequences that follow them. All in all I'm looking forward to the next book

Amazing!

This is such an amazing book 5! I love the narration so much! What a good story!

No More

The first few books were ok, but this new one has lost me completely. Not even remotely entertaining. The voice acting is still quite good tho. I'm done with this series.

Ran out of new material?

What. The. HELL? This installment begins with a prodigious amount of prologues, and ends with as many epilogues. And every chapter begins with a “reading of Colton’s stats”. NONE of this crap moves the story forward. I’ve liked this series thus far - a lot - but this episode really bit, and not going to put up with this kind of blatant filler without giving the author an arse-whooping review. C’mon, dude - you need to do better. This nonsense with the RPG mechanics is getting thin - REALLY thin, so you need to figure out how you’re going to save your story.

Running out of material?

I've really enjoyed the series, even though it's not a genre I would normally listen to. However, each book in the series seems to contain more "Filler" (mostly "copy and paste" at this point) when listing the ever-growing "RPG Point System", and "what the park can buy", etc... Honestly, I don't see the point of interrupting the story to stick in LONG lists of skill points that are barely mention in the actual story. Maybe it's becoming jarring because the skills system is read by "Colton's Tablet AI" in a fast, high, monotone, voice... Especially since it really doesn't seem to enhance the story whatsoever.

The beginning of Book 5 says the authors were moving the "known Points and Skills systems" to the end of the book... however, there is almost TWO HOURS of prologues, and acknowledgments, (and yes, MORE "points" in tedious endless detail), etc. at the start of the book.

The end of the Book contains a little over AN HOUR of this same "filler", so subtract a good THREE HOURS off the run-time of the listed run-time of the book.

It honestly feels like they're running out of material now, but no doubt there will be a Book 6 since people who have followed the story this far will buy it anyway. Book 5 seemed very "Forced", while struggling to find any new material to hold our attention.

Sorry for the negativity, I've REALLY enjoyed the series, I'm simply trying to be as truthful as possible. Sometimes it's best not to run the wheels completely off the carriage...