Trailer Park Bikini Vampires

De: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs

Narrado por: Jonathan Waters, Amber Hartt

Dean Castle arrived at Evermoon Hollow with nothing but his truck, his toolbox, and a whole lot of guns. Now he's the sole human handyman in a survival commune filled with gorgeous vampire women. With their unique diet compromising their strength, they need not only his practical skills, but also his killer instinct to survive. Building plumbing systems, blasting monsters, scavenging the wasteland, and unlocking supernatural powers with an unlikely fey companion—all in a day's work for our hero.

But this settlement needs work. Between defenses against military-grade monsters, sustainable water systems, and infrastructure that can withstand whatever hell the wasteland throws at them, Dean's got his hands full. Good thing he excels at handling demanding projects, and even more demanding ladies.

When the world's gone to hell, there's nothing like being the last man standing—especially when you're standing in a trailer park full of admiring vampire women.

Complete with a brief foreword by Michael Dalton and a cast full of quirky characters, TPBV promises to be one of the most memorable base-building books you'll listen to all year.

©2025 Virgil Knightley and Edgar Riggs (P)2025 Royal Guard Publishing LLC

invested

you want to care about each character and I found myself laughing out loud. I really and truly hope this becomes a series.

fun, easy to listen too.

if you like adventure, spice and the mc is an little op but he's funny so it's forgivable.

Can’t go wrong with a coven of horny vampires!

Trailer Park Bikini Vampires was a fun romp through a post apocalyptic world where the MC is trying to find a good place to find to live and a bunch of vampire women are looking for someone to take care of fixing things and satisfy their carnal desires too. Looking forward to the next one!

Hilarious 😂

I enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I would. Every character has their own type of humor.

Exactly what you think

Campy, cheesy, sexy, funny and exactly what you're wanting when you pick a book like this. Dean helps a bunch of sexy vampires in their trailer park try to rebuild after the apocalypse. Definitely more on the erotica side of the spectrum with plenty of very descriptive scenes. I don't know the technical term but it also uses audio erotica? A heavy dose of females enjoying themselves can be heard in the background while the scene plays out. Whatever that's called. Would definitely recommend.

Vampire & Bikinis & trailer parks oh my!

So we have are Mc who has survived every conceivable apocalypse. Gets a job being a handyman at a trail park full of vampire girls and one crazy old guy. You have mommy energy owner, Ancient vampire lord who's weirdly obsessed, Tomboy fixer with a sweet personality, Romanian tusndarai with her twin thrall who can't help but make suggestive jokes, add in his thirsty fairy companion and you have an all star cast. The science behind the bikinis is iron clad and adds massively to the story and plot. The code Words to unlock his powers are amazing and thought provoking. Highly recommend it for the pool.

The narration was good as always from Jonathan Waters. Maybe because I feel spoiled by Alyssa Poon and Aurora Bliss but I found the female voice actress not as entertaining.

this one is it

this one had the sauce,one of the few releases I finished all the way through awesome job Virgil and Edgar and the team behind them🙏