Trailer Park Bikini Vampires

De: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs

Narrado por: Jonathan Waters, Amber Hartt

Dean Castle arrived at Evermoon Hollow with nothing but his truck, his toolbox, and a whole lot of guns. Now he's the sole human handyman in a survival commune filled with gorgeous vampire women. With their unique diet compromising their strength, they need not only his practical skills, but also his killer instinct to survive. Building plumbing systems, blasting monsters, scavenging the wasteland, and unlocking supernatural powers with an unlikely fey companion—all in a day's work for our hero.

But this settlement needs work. Between defenses against military-grade monsters, sustainable water systems, and infrastructure that can withstand whatever hell the wasteland throws at them, Dean's got his hands full. Good thing he excels at handling demanding projects, and even more demanding ladies.

When the world's gone to hell, there's nothing like being the last man standing—especially when you're standing in a trailer park full of admiring vampire women.

Complete with a brief foreword by Michael Dalton and a cast full of quirky characters, TPBV promises to be one of the most memorable base-building books you'll listen to all year.

©2025 Virgil Knightley and Edgar Riggs (P)2025 Royal Guard Publishing LLC

Can’t go wrong with a coven of horny vampires!

Trailer Park Bikini Vampires was a fun romp through a post apocalyptic world where the MC is trying to find a good place to find to live and a bunch of vampire women are looking for someone to take care of fixing things and satisfy their carnal desires too. Looking forward to the next one!

Hilarious 😂

I enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I would. Every character has their own type of humor.

invested

you want to care about each character and I found myself laughing out loud. I really and truly hope this becomes a series.

Too much fun!

I loved it! Plenty of action. Every kind of action. You won’t regret reading this one. Give it a chance.

5 Stars for tomboy vampire.

That is all.

But seriously, i loved this take on the trailer park elves thing. I liked the first book of that but decided not to continue as i am not the hugest elf fan. I picked this one curiously because i am also not the biggest vampire fan but decided to give it a go. And im glad i did. I honestly have been sitting here trying to find anything i didn't like about the book. Usually i can find a nitpick or two. This time, i am unable. Well done all around!

PS. I am not joking that much. The tomboy is super cute. I am hoping she gets her share of the spotlight going forward.)

The comedy

This book was hilarious. The voice actors where spot on. I really liked the overlay during the spicy scenes. It could definitely be a bit more flavorful in the spice department though. The characters are endearing and unique. I enjoyed the fresh take on what a post apocalyptic world could be. I can hardly wait for the next installment to come out.

Exactly what you think

Campy, cheesy, sexy, funny and exactly what you're wanting when you pick a book like this. Dean helps a bunch of sexy vampires in their trailer park try to rebuild after the apocalypse. Definitely more on the erotica side of the spectrum with plenty of very descriptive scenes. I don't know the technical term but it also uses audio erotica? A heavy dose of females enjoying themselves can be heard in the background while the scene plays out. Whatever that's called. Would definitely recommend.

everything

is there any other chapter. can't wait for more. good book to listen to

Love the book

Loved the characters love the male lead he’s amazing. Such a sweet guy cannot wait for the second book.

fun, easy to listen too.

if you like adventure, spice and the mc is an little op but he's funny so it's forgivable.