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Total Frat Move

Narrated by: Alden Ford
Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
Categories: Fiction, Humor
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Set The Rum Diaries or I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell in an out-of-control fraternity house, and you get Total Frat Move - the next (d)evolution in college debauchery.

Put simply, it is time for a national update on college fraternities. Greek life today makes Animal House (now more than three decades old) look like a Pixar movie. The Total Frat Move website and twitter feed were created to fill this vacuum for "fraternity humor", and both went viral the minute they hit the web - and have not stopped growing since.

"The website is so awful, so atrocious, it has been my policy to call for the immediate annihilation of its users. They should have their toes chewed off by rabid weasels, at the very least."
—Robert Beckhusen, The University Star

"Yesterday I discovered TotalFratMove.com. Today, I am an addict."
—Tatiana Schlossberg (JFK's granddaughter), Broad Recognition Magazine

This audiobook of completely new narrative material will give everyone a chance to experience the glory that is college life through the eyes of Townes Prescott III, the fictional epitome of a hard-partying fraternity member. Prescott will guide listeners through all of the "nuances" of 21st century frat life, including unforgettable events such as rush, bid night, hell week, tailgating, and road trips. While the stories have been fictionalized for the sake of narrative, variations of everything in the audiobook happen every year in colleges across America.

Also included are the best one-liner TFMs and photos from the Total Frat Move website.

Waking up in the hospital with your fake ID's name on your wristband. TFM.

The "hey beautiful" mass text to every girl in your phone at 2:00 a.m. TFM.

Slamming like it's the 60s, getting high like it's the 70s, dressing like it's the 80s, making money like it's the 90s and drinking like it's the end of the world. TFM.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio.
©2013 W. R. Bolen (P)2013 Hachette

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Exemplary work from W.R. Bolen. Prose of the highest standard and form! Highly recommend.
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