Assholes Finish First
No se pudo agregar al carrito
Add to Cart failed.
Error al Agregar a Lista de Deseos.
Error al eliminar de la lista de deseos.
Error al añadir a tu biblioteca
Error al seguir el podcast
Error al dejar de seguir el podcast
$0.99/mes por los primeros 3 meses
Exclusivo para miembros Prime: ¿Nuevo en Audible? Obtén 2 audiolibros gratis con tu prueba.
Assholes Finish First
Compra ahora por $18.74
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrado por:
-
Tucker Max
-
De:
-
Tucker Max
Acerca de esta escucha
What do you do after you write a number-one best-selling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another f-ing book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit." You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking: What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets? How does it feel to get multiple requests to "fuck for charity"? What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does? At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job? When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name next to her pussy, what is the appropriate reaction? Can you X-ray a blowjob? The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences: His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.
©2010 Tucker Max (P)2010 Simon and Schuster AudioLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
-
Hilarity Ensues
- De: Tucker Max
- Narrado por: Tucker Max
- Duración: 9 h y 38 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 791
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 702
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 696
Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole," and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Unbearable.
- De Angie en 04-10-13
De: Tucker Max
-
Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers
- De: Tucker Max
- Narrado por: Tucker Max
- Duración: 3 h y 20 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 377
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 334
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 331
As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest" and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like an audiobook version of deleted scenes. Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don't suck. So enjoy.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Slightly Disappointing
- De Alex en 05-08-12
De: Tucker Max
-
Mate
- Become the Man Women Want
- De: Tucker Max, Geoffrey Miller PhD
- Narrado por: Geoffrey Miller PhD
- Duración: 12 h y 43 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,252
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,102
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,087
Whether they conducted their research in life or in the lab, experts Tucker Max and Dr. Geoffrey Miller have spent the last 20-plus years learning what women really want from their men, why they want it, and how men can deliver those qualities.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Essential Reading for any man!!
- De Raul Vargas en 03-14-16
De: Tucker Max, y otros
-
Life of the Party
- Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child
- De: Bert Kreischer
- Narrado por: Bert Kreischer
- Duración: 5 h y 35 m
- Versión completa
-
General5 out of 5 stars 4,190
-
Narración:5 out of 5 stars 3,765
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 3,747
Bert Kreischer doesn't know how to say "no." If he did, he wouldn't have gotten himself mixed up with a group of Russian mobsters on a class trip to Moscow, earning him his nickname: "The Machine." He wouldn't have wrestled with a bear or swum with sharks on national television. He wouldn't have (possibly) smoked PCP with a star of Saturday Night Live. And he wouldn't have been named the Number One Partier in the Nation by Rolling Stone, inspired the movie National Lampoon's Van Wilder, or performed standup to sellout crowds across the country.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Fart Chrysler
- De Ryan Bonifay en 05-23-17
De: Bert Kreischer
-
The Scribe Method
- The Best Way to Write and Publish Your Non-Fiction Book
- De: Tucker Max, Zach Obront
- Narrado por: Ryan Hicks
- Duración: 10 h y 1 m
- Versión completa
-
General5 out of 5 stars 7
-
Narración:5 out of 5 stars 6
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars 6
The Scribe Method is the tested and proven process that will help you navigate the entire book-writing process from start to finish–the right way.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
the flow
- De cindy fox en 06-01-24
De: Tucker Max, y otros
-
Sh-t My Dad Says
- De: Justin Halpern
- Narrado por: Sean Schemmel
- Duración: 3 h y 8 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 4,184
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 2,967
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 2,969
After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Really Funny! Should Be Up for an Audie Award
- De Michael en 05-08-10
De: Justin Halpern
-
Hilarity Ensues
- De: Tucker Max
- Narrado por: Tucker Max
- Duración: 9 h y 38 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 791
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 702
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 696
Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole," and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Unbearable.
- De Angie en 04-10-13
De: Tucker Max
-
Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers
- De: Tucker Max
- Narrado por: Tucker Max
- Duración: 3 h y 20 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 377
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 334
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 331
As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest" and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like an audiobook version of deleted scenes. Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don't suck. So enjoy.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Slightly Disappointing
- De Alex en 05-08-12
De: Tucker Max
-
Mate
- Become the Man Women Want
- De: Tucker Max, Geoffrey Miller PhD
- Narrado por: Geoffrey Miller PhD
- Duración: 12 h y 43 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,252
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,102
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,087
Whether they conducted their research in life or in the lab, experts Tucker Max and Dr. Geoffrey Miller have spent the last 20-plus years learning what women really want from their men, why they want it, and how men can deliver those qualities.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Essential Reading for any man!!
- De Raul Vargas en 03-14-16
De: Tucker Max, y otros
-
Life of the Party
- Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child
- De: Bert Kreischer
- Narrado por: Bert Kreischer
- Duración: 5 h y 35 m
- Versión completa
-
General5 out of 5 stars 4,190
-
Narración:5 out of 5 stars 3,765
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 3,747
Bert Kreischer doesn't know how to say "no." If he did, he wouldn't have gotten himself mixed up with a group of Russian mobsters on a class trip to Moscow, earning him his nickname: "The Machine." He wouldn't have wrestled with a bear or swum with sharks on national television. He wouldn't have (possibly) smoked PCP with a star of Saturday Night Live. And he wouldn't have been named the Number One Partier in the Nation by Rolling Stone, inspired the movie National Lampoon's Van Wilder, or performed standup to sellout crowds across the country.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Fart Chrysler
- De Ryan Bonifay en 05-23-17
De: Bert Kreischer
-
The Scribe Method
- The Best Way to Write and Publish Your Non-Fiction Book
- De: Tucker Max, Zach Obront
- Narrado por: Ryan Hicks
- Duración: 10 h y 1 m
- Versión completa
-
General5 out of 5 stars 7
-
Narración:5 out of 5 stars 6
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars 6
The Scribe Method is the tested and proven process that will help you navigate the entire book-writing process from start to finish–the right way.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
the flow
- De cindy fox en 06-01-24
De: Tucker Max, y otros
-
Sh-t My Dad Says
- De: Justin Halpern
- Narrado por: Sean Schemmel
- Duración: 3 h y 8 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 4,184
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 2,967
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 2,969
After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Really Funny! Should Be Up for an Audie Award
- De Michael en 05-08-10
De: Justin Halpern
-
Thank You for My Service
- De: Mat Best, Ross Patterson, Nils Parker
- Narrado por: Mat Best
- Duración: 7 h y 12 m
- Versión completa
-
General5 out of 5 stars 14,324
-
Narración:5 out of 5 stars 12,922
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars 12,864
Members of the military’s special operations branches share a closely guarded secret: They love their jobs. They relish the opportunity to fight. They are thankful for it, even, and hopeful that maybe they’ll get to kill a bunch of bad guys while they’re at it. You don’t necessarily need to thank them for their service - the pleasure is all theirs. In this hilarious and personal memoir, listeners ride shotgun alongside former Army Ranger and private military contractor and current social media phenomenon Mat Best, into the action and its aftermath, both abroad and at home.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
If Deadpool was a ranger...with less cancer
- De Rick Valkyrie en 08-21-19
De: Mat Best, y otros
-
I'd Like to Play Alone, Please
- Essays
- De: Tom Segura
- Narrado por: Tom Segura
- Duración: 6 h y 4 m
- Versión completa
-
General5 out of 5 stars 10,248
-
Narración:5 out of 5 stars 9,114
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars 9,069
Tom Segura is known for his twisted takes and irreverent comedic voice. But after a few years of crazy tours and churning out podcasts weekly, all while parenting two young children, he desperately needs a second to himself. It’s not that he hates his friends and family — he’s not a monster — he’s just beat, which is why his son’s (ruthless) first full sentence, “I’d like to play alone, please,” has since become his mantra.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Hot sauce is the best!
- De Michael Bowen en 06-15-22
De: Tom Segura
-
Tremendous
- The Life of a Comedy Savage
- De: Joey "Coco" Diaz
- Narrado por: Joey "Coco" Diaz
- Duración: 6 h y 45 m
- Versión completa
-
General5 out of 5 stars 2,264
-
Narración:5 out of 5 stars 2,107
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars 2,106
Outsider. Misfit. Criminal. Convict. . . . Movie star. Family man. Comedy legend. Joey Diaz has been called every name in the book (and then some). Now, for the first time, he shares the story of his unlikely rise to fame in his own words—with no punches pulled.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Thank you
- De amanda en 05-04-23
De: Joey "Coco" Diaz
-
Paddle Your Own Canoe
- One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living
- De: Nick Offerman
- Narrado por: Nick Offerman
- Duración: 10 h y 50 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 13,204
-
Narración:5 out of 5 stars 11,967
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 11,888
Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman - who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson? Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking - he runs his own woodshop - Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman's childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois, to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
On the need to acknowledge the role luck plays
- De OpenMindedNotCredulous en 11-17-13
De: Nick Offerman
-
Under and Alone
- The True Story of the Undercover Agent Who Infiltrated America's Most Violent Outlaw Motorcycle Gang
- De: William Queen
- Narrado por: Don Leslie
- Duración: 8 h y 14 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,813
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,470
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,464
In 1998, William Queen was a veteran law-enforcement agent with a lifelong love of motorcycles and a lack of patience with paperwork. When a "confidential informant" made contact with his boss at the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, offering to take an agent inside the San Fernando chapter of the Mongols (the scourge of Southern California, and one of the most dangerous gangs in America), Queen jumped at the chance.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Great Listen
- De Richard en 02-14-07
De: William Queen
-
This Might Get a Little Heavy
- A Memoir
- De: Ralphie May, Nils Parker
- Narrado por: Oliver Wyman
- Duración: 8 h y 36 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 286
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 250
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 251
There was a time when Ralphie May was one of the biggest stand-up comedians in the country, both by ticket sales and by tonnage. While some things changed - Ralphie lost half his body weight - others did not: He will be remembered as one of the most successful comics of his time. Completed just months before his untimely passing, in This Might Get a Little Heavy, Ralphie takes listeners on a behind-the-scenes tour of his life and career, one that winds across the country, over obstacles, beyond heartbreak, and through the golden age of stand-up.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
brilliant and tragic
- De Timothy Trujillo en 08-12-18
De: Ralphie May, y otros
-
Never Lose a Customer Again
- Turn Any Sale into Lifelong Loyalty in 100 Days
- De: Joey Coleman
- Narrado por: Joey Coleman
- Duración: 9 h y 28 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 808
-
Narración:5 out of 5 stars 698
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 697
Coleman offers a system designed to dramatically increase customer retention and as a result, the bottom line. He identifies eight distinct emotional needs customers undergo during the 100 days following a purchase, whether it's as small as a new drink at Starbucks or as big as a house. If you can understand and anticipate these phases, you can use a myriad of techniques - in-person, email, mail, and video - to cement a long and valuable partnership.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Message tainted by using shady biz as examples
- De Amazon Customer en 04-25-19
De: Joey Coleman
-
I Suck at Girls
- De: Justin Halpern
- Narrado por: Sean Schemmel
- Duración: 4 h y 7 m
- Versión completa
-
General4 out of 5 stars 916
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 833
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 835
Fans of the #1 bests eller Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always patient voice of Justin Halpern's dad as it crackles through this hysterical new audiobook. The story begins when Justin announces that he's decided to propose to his girlfriend. "You've been dating her for four years," his dad replies. "It ain't like you found a parallel fucking universe."
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
The Dad is side-splitting funny
- De GH en 08-20-15
De: Justin Halpern
-
Almost Interesting
- The Memoir
- De: David Spade
- Narrado por: David Spade
- Duración: 6 h y 32 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 5,688
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 5,119
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 5,089
David Spade is best known for his harsh "Hollywood Minute" sketches on SNL, his starring roles in movies like Tommy Boy and Joe Dirt, and his seven-year stint as Dennis Finch on the series Just Shoot Me. Now, with a wit as dry as the weather in his home state of Arizona, the "comic brat extraordinaire" delivers a memoir.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Everything You Could Want in an Autobiography
- De Zoegirl777 en 10-30-15
De: David Spade
-
Hell's Angel
- The Life and Times of Sonny Barger and the Hell's Angels Motorcycle Club
- De: Sonny Barger
- Narrado por: John Pruden
- Duración: 7 h y 41 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,705
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,516
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,514
Narrated by the visionary founding member, Hell's Angel provides a fascinating all-access pass to the secret world of the notorious Hell's Angels Motorcycle Club. Sonny Barger recounts the birth of the original Oakland Hell's Angels and the four turbulent decades that followed. Hell's Angel also chronicles the way the HAMC revolutionized the look of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle and built what has become a worldwide bike-riding fraternity, a beacon for freedom-seekers the world over.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A must for any true biker
- De Chris B en 06-20-15
De: Sonny Barger
-
Tough Sh-t
- Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good
- De: Kevin Smith
- Narrado por: Kevin Smith
- Duración: 5 h y 55 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 4,556
-
Narración:5 out of 5 stars 4,158
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 4,150
Take one look at Kevin Smith: He's a balding fatty who wears a size XXL hockey jersey, shorts, and slippers year-round. Not a likely source for life advice. But take a second look at Kevin Smith: He changed filmmaking forever when he was twenty-four with the release of Clerks, and since then has gone on to make nine more profitable movies, runs his own production company, wrote a best-selling graphic novel, and has a beautiful wife and kids. So he must be doing something right.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Such a likable slob!
- De Pamela J en 01-31-13
De: Kevin Smith
-
The Unknown Mongol
- De: Scott Junior Ereckson
- Narrado por: Jeff Hays
- Duración: 7 h y 54 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,371
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,235
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,232
This is the true story of ex-Mongols M.C. National President Scott Junior Ereckson. From a young teen, peering from behind a bush at an unknown Mongol, Scott fulfills his childhood dreams. In later years, after many experiences, he becomes one of the most respected and feared Mongols to this day.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Superb book ruined by muppet voices
- De Skinny Pete en 05-29-15
Las personas que vieron esto también vieron...
-
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
- Unabridged Selections
- De: Tucker Max
- Narrado por: Tucker Max
- Duración: 5 h y 43 m
- Versión completa
-
General4 out of 5 stars 2,300
-
Narración:4 out of 5 stars 1,726
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 1,728
"My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world."
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
I don't think he should have narrated the book...
- De Nils J. Rasmussen en 08-20-13
De: Tucker Max
-
Hilarity Ensues
- De: Tucker Max
- Narrado por: Tucker Max
- Duración: 9 h y 38 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 791
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 702
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 696
Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole," and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Unbearable.
- De Angie en 04-10-13
De: Tucker Max
-
Mate
- Become the Man Women Want
- De: Tucker Max, Geoffrey Miller PhD
- Narrado por: Geoffrey Miller PhD
- Duración: 12 h y 43 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,252
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,102
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,087
Whether they conducted their research in life or in the lab, experts Tucker Max and Dr. Geoffrey Miller have spent the last 20-plus years learning what women really want from their men, why they want it, and how men can deliver those qualities.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Essential Reading for any man!!
- De Raul Vargas en 03-14-16
De: Tucker Max, y otros
-
Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers
- De: Tucker Max
- Narrado por: Tucker Max
- Duración: 3 h y 20 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 377
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 334
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 331
As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest" and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like an audiobook version of deleted scenes. Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don't suck. So enjoy.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Slightly Disappointing
- De Alex en 05-08-12
De: Tucker Max
-
Sh-t My Dad Says
- De: Justin Halpern
- Narrado por: Sean Schemmel
- Duración: 3 h y 8 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 4,184
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 2,967
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 2,969
After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Really Funny! Should Be Up for an Audie Award
- De Michael en 05-08-10
De: Justin Halpern
-
Models
- Attract Women Through Honesty
- De: Mark Manson
- Narrado por: Austin Rising
- Duración: 7 h y 52 m
- Versión completa
-
General5 out of 5 stars 9,349
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 7,837
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars 7,762
Models is the first book ever written on seduction as an emotional process rather than a logical one, a process of connecting with women rather than impressing them. It's the most mature and honest guide on how a man can attract women without faking behavior, without lying and without emulating others. A game-changer.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
The content is great but the reader is awful
- De Mark Speener en 06-24-14
De: Mark Manson
-
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
- Unabridged Selections
- De: Tucker Max
- Narrado por: Tucker Max
- Duración: 5 h y 43 m
- Versión completa
-
General4 out of 5 stars 2,300
-
Narración:4 out of 5 stars 1,726
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars 1,728
"My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world."
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
I don't think he should have narrated the book...
- De Nils J. Rasmussen en 08-20-13
De: Tucker Max
-
Hilarity Ensues
- De: Tucker Max
- Narrado por: Tucker Max
- Duración: 9 h y 38 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 791
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 702
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 696
Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole," and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Unbearable.
- De Angie en 04-10-13
De: Tucker Max
-
Mate
- Become the Man Women Want
- De: Tucker Max, Geoffrey Miller PhD
- Narrado por: Geoffrey Miller PhD
- Duración: 12 h y 43 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,252
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,102
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 1,087
Whether they conducted their research in life or in the lab, experts Tucker Max and Dr. Geoffrey Miller have spent the last 20-plus years learning what women really want from their men, why they want it, and how men can deliver those qualities.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Essential Reading for any man!!
- De Raul Vargas en 03-14-16
De: Tucker Max, y otros
-
Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers
- De: Tucker Max
- Narrado por: Tucker Max
- Duración: 3 h y 20 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 377
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 334
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 331
As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest" and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like an audiobook version of deleted scenes. Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don't suck. So enjoy.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Slightly Disappointing
- De Alex en 05-08-12
De: Tucker Max
-
Sh-t My Dad Says
- De: Justin Halpern
- Narrado por: Sean Schemmel
- Duración: 3 h y 8 m
- Versión completa
-
General4.5 out of 5 stars 4,184
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 2,967
-
Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 2,969
After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Really Funny! Should Be Up for an Audie Award
- De Michael en 05-08-10
De: Justin Halpern
-
Models
- Attract Women Through Honesty
- De: Mark Manson
- Narrado por: Austin Rising
- Duración: 7 h y 52 m
- Versión completa
-
General5 out of 5 stars 9,349
-
Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 7,837
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars 7,762
Models is the first book ever written on seduction as an emotional process rather than a logical one, a process of connecting with women rather than impressing them. It's the most mature and honest guide on how a man can attract women without faking behavior, without lying and without emulating others. A game-changer.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
The content is great but the reader is awful
- De Mark Speener en 06-24-14
De: Mark Manson
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre Assholes Finish First
Con calificación alta para:
Reseñas - Selecciona las pestañas a continuación para cambiar el origen de las reseñas.
-
Total5 out of 5 stars
-
Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars
- Kindle Customer
- 06-23-17
SMH...HUGE balls Tucker!!!!!
Oh. My. God! This book is so funny. I actually bought the paperback at the Goodwill for like 75 cents or something. I read the first chapter and waited two days to get the free audible. I laughed my butt off. This guy is such a douche. But, to be honest how many times have you actually just said and did what you felt and didn't worry about the consequences? I can honestly say that, yes, he was an asshole, but, I'm married to an asshole that's just as bad so I can honestly say that I enjoyed Tucker's asshole tendencies. I absolutly loved his sex stories, it takes HUGE balls to admit to some of what Tucker has admitted to. But, hey, like he said, there wouldn't be a book without them. He says what he thinks, does what he wants, consequencies be damned. I loved it.
Se ha producido un error. Vuelve a intentarlo dentro de unos minutos.
Has calificado esta reseña.
Reportaste esta reseña
-
Total5 out of 5 stars
-
Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars
- Jose Adolfo Vela
- 05-04-23
Hilarious, A great writer!!
Tucker has a way of describing moments and makes them funny. I had a friend in N.y who was similar to Max so the book made me kind of reminisce my teen and early 20's. who need to listen to this book you ask, well it's the really nice guys who finish last and from Max perspective you can see why he always finishes first, just like my friend in N.Y he never gave a F@ck and women just gravitated to him. if you listen carefully there's allot you can learn , like how girls play you when they get pregnant from other guys and tell you the kid is yours, this happened to me and some of the other situatuons Max found himself in. I wish I would have had Tucker Max info available to me when I was younger to have avoided some situations. I do want to thank Tucker Max for writing this book.
Se ha producido un error. Vuelve a intentarlo dentro de unos minutos.
Has calificado esta reseña.
Reportaste esta reseña
-
Total5 out of 5 stars
-
Ejecución3 out of 5 stars
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars
- Dave
- 12-01-16
great stories
hard to understand this guy at times, but we'll worth the effort to listen to. just great.
Se ha producido un error. Vuelve a intentarlo dentro de unos minutos.
Has calificado esta reseña.
Reportaste esta reseña
-
Total4 out of 5 stars
-
Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars
- James Moyse
- 11-08-15
Decent if you liked the first book
Only read this if you read I hope they serve beer in hell and you really, really, liked it. This book is almost as funny
Se ha producido un error. Vuelve a intentarlo dentro de unos minutos.
Has calificado esta reseña.
Reportaste esta reseña
-
Total5 out of 5 stars
-
Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars
- Alex Gallagher
- 07-29-19
Kindred Spirit
Best series of fucked up stories I've heard. Tent City bend the the fucking knee and obey the legend that is Tucker Max.
Se ha producido un error. Vuelve a intentarlo dentro de unos minutos.
Has calificado esta reseña.
Reportaste esta reseña
-
Total5 out of 5 stars
-
Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars
- Jonathan H
- 04-28-18
this was fuckin epic oh my God
i read i hope they serve beer in hell a few years ago, and for some reason dismissed this book for a long time. oh my God i loved it
Se ha producido un error. Vuelve a intentarlo dentro de unos minutos.
Has calificado esta reseña.
Reportaste esta reseña
-
Total4 out of 5 stars
-
Ejecución4 out of 5 stars
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars
- zhanna lyashchuk
- 08-11-18
Great stories
Enjoyed the audiobook except a few stories were missing from the audiobook that were in the book.
Se ha producido un error. Vuelve a intentarlo dentro de unos minutos.
Has calificado esta reseña.
Reportaste esta reseña
esto le resultó útil a 1 persona
-
Total5 out of 5 stars
-
Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars
- Katheryn
- 07-08-15
Awesome
Everything I expected. Raunchy, lewd, and offendingly hilarious. Tucker max is the stuff of dreams.
Se ha producido un error. Vuelve a intentarlo dentro de unos minutos.
Has calificado esta reseña.
Reportaste esta reseña
-
Total4 out of 5 stars
-
Ejecución3 out of 5 stars
-
Historia4 out of 5 stars
- CK
- 03-15-17
Turkerrred to the max
I laughed more with this one than I did with the first one. The stories though did get a bit repetitive. But I'm loving this guy.
Se ha producido un error. Vuelve a intentarlo dentro de unos minutos.
Has calificado esta reseña.
Reportaste esta reseña
-
Total5 out of 5 stars
-
Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
-
Historia5 out of 5 stars
- Donald Patrick mars
- 06-29-23
THIS ASSHOLE FINISHED FIRST, IN MY BOOK...
Tucker Max outdoes himself... AGAIN.
another masterpiece.... you couldn't make this shit up!
outstanding, a masterpiece...
Se ha producido un error. Vuelve a intentarlo dentro de unos minutos.
Has calificado esta reseña.
Reportaste esta reseña