Tijuana Donkey Showdown

By: Adam Howe

Narrated by: Drew Blood

When ex-boxer turned strip club bouncer Reggie Levine is recruited to retrieve a Chinese crested terrier from a fleapit roadside zoo, where the ugly mutt has been mistaken for the Chupacabra, our hapless hero soon finds himself embroiled in a deadly criminal conspiracy involving neo-Nazi drug smugglers, a seedy used car salesman, a wannabe serial killer, an ornery Vietnam veteran, a badass veterinarian, a freakishly endowed adult entertainment donkey named Enrique, and, in an explosive cameo, Academy Award winner Nicolas Cage.

From Adam Howe, writer of One Tough Bastard and Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet, and the winner of Stephen King's On Writing contest, comes a hard-hitting slice of Southern pulp, '80s action, pop Americana, and pitch black comedy.

©2016 Comet Press (Red Room Press) (P)2022 Adam Howe

Hilarious and completely entertaining!

This book was hilarious to me. If you have a crude sense of humor, or you laugh at dirty jokes or fart jokes, this comedy is a masterpiece. I have never laughed out loud with a book literally before this one.

I would recommend this book to anybody who doesn’t mind cursing and locker room type humor. If you like Clerks or Naked Gun or Tropic Thunder, then this is right up your alley!

Chaos at its finest

If you’re a fan of drew blood or Nicholas cage mayhem give this book a listen, and don’t mind the potty humor it’s worth it.

very good

Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!!

Awesome!!!

This was a fun and exciting tale with a great narrator, perfect for this unassuming hero. Highly recommend this story.

Drew Blood is the Best

Great book made even better with the best narrator this side of the Mississippi. You will not be disappointed with the talent nor the amazing book

Total Chaos

Action phone and drama all put together in a great story
Drew blood crew do a great voice acting

A.M.A.Z.I.N.G and H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S

Admittedly, this is not the typical story I read/listen to as my first choice. I decided to give it a listen because I love the voice actor that narrated this story. I was pleasantly surprised. The writing is on point. The story is engaging and funny. I am laughing out loud at work with people looking a me weird. All
Worth it! And, of course, Drew Blood read the story superbly. He always makes the characters come to life. A well paired partnership that needs to continue! BRAVO!

What more do you need? Drew Blood and Adam Howe

Clever wit from the authors protagonist with the sultry voice of Drew Blood mixes better than a Skunk Ape at the Hen House!

So funny

I laughed until I cried. This is definitely guy humor. I will be looking for more from this author. The story telling is brilliant! Comedy is perfectly executed!

Ridiculousness at it's finest!!

If you are into crude and over-the-top style stories, then go no further. The story itself will have you laughing out loud and WTF'ing throughout the entire thing. And if that weren't enticing enough, the narrator Drew Blood really brought all the wildness front and center. The fact that one person could bring life to so many differing style of characters, some of which I have no idea how he could even get his voice to do, is beyond impressive. I genuinely believe that there are very few out there that have the chops to pull off what Drew did to bring out the energy in this outlandish and wild ride of a story. I truly enjoyed this story and if you are teetering back and forth on whether to purchase or not, do yourself a favor and get it already. If stupid shenanigans is your thing then wait no longer, do yourself a favor and give this a go. Thank you Adam and Drew.