Thule the Fast Food Barbarian

By: Virgil Knightley

Narrated by: Raya Kane, Wayne Kelly

What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, or the number five value meal at McDaniels!

For close to a decade, the barbarian known as Thule the Vanquisher traversed the lands of Lemuria, thwarting wizards and warlords alike. But in the midst of his latest clash with his arch-nemesis, the Scorpion Sorcerer Riven Kul'Doom, things got a little out of hand.

As Thule wakes up in a McDaniels parking lot, he finds himself attempting to make sense of this strange new world. In order to survive long enough to find his way home, he takes a job at McDaniels. However, soon Thule discovers that he was not the only Lemurian legend to find his way to the bizarre land known as...Florida.

Can Thule defeat the sorcerer and find the key to returning home? Will his burgeoning harem of beautiful fast-food employees be enough to satisfy his great appetite? Will he get promoted to crew trainer? Find out in this captivating slice-of-life/sword and sorcery reverse isekai adventure inspired by the barbarian legends of yore!

Author's note: This is very silly, and I make no apology.

©2023 Virgil Knightley (P)2023 Royal Guard Publishing LLC

That was new

That was good, definitely different feel like a one off, not really sure where you go from here. Ummm unique is a good descriptor. Writing is good performance is good premise pretty weird but fun and enjoyable.

Well-written for the premise, A+ Narration

This is a lot of fun. It's a book that I imagine is far, far better as an audiobook than it is as a text one. The performers did an amazing job with the material, and I really got sucked into it. I highly recommend this book to sword and sorcery fans with a sense of humor.

spicier version of Conan?

Thule finds himself in a completely foreign world. With all his belongings gone and armed with only his muscles and wit. This said Thule finds himself from saving people from getting chopped to pieces before he can even find any clothes! But after this deed is done it's time to start thinking about future in fast food business. Funnily enough it only slighty diffrenciates from his previous job which was mostly saving damsels from distres and killing monsters. So with this be prepared for an awesome story with spicy scenes and hilarious humor! The voice actors also nailed their roles and made this a joy to listen to so what there is not to love!? 10/10

Cool!

Different take on a situation and very entertaining. Another solid work from the author. Would recombd.

Good stuff

This book is what you think by the title. It’s just good fun. I enjoyed it a lot. Sometimes it’s good to not be so serious. You want to laugh at silliness this is for you. If you think all books need to be written seriously, skip it. I will absolutely listen to this several times.
Wayne Kelly killed it with his Thule voice. Think Arnold.