Thule the Fast Food Barbarian

By: Virgil Knightley

Narrated by: Raya Kane, Wayne Kelly

Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins

Publisher's summary

What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, or the number five value meal at McDaniels!

For close to a decade, the barbarian known as Thule the Vanquisher traversed the lands of Lemuria, thwarting wizards and warlords alike. But in the midst of his latest clash with his arch-nemesis, the Scorpion Sorcerer Riven Kul'Doom, things got a little out of hand.

As Thule wakes up in a McDaniels parking lot, he finds himself attempting to make sense of this strange new world. In order to survive long enough to find his way home, he takes a job at McDaniels. However, soon Thule discovers that he was not the only Lemurian legend to find his way to the bizarre land known as...Florida.

Can Thule defeat the sorcerer and find the key to returning home? Will his burgeoning harem of beautiful fast-food employees be enough to satisfy his great appetite? Will he get promoted to crew trainer? Find out in this captivating slice-of-life/sword and sorcery reverse isekai adventure inspired by the barbarian legends of yore!

Author's note: This is very silly, and I make no apology.

©2023 Virgil Knightley (P)2023 Royal Guard Publishing LLC

That was new

That was good, definitely different feel like a one off, not really sure where you go from here. Ummm unique is a good descriptor. Writing is good performance is good premise pretty weird but fun and enjoyable.

Well-written for the premise, A+ Narration

This is a lot of fun. It's a book that I imagine is far, far better as an audiobook than it is as a text one. The performers did an amazing job with the material, and I really got sucked into it. I highly recommend this book to sword and sorcery fans with a sense of humor.

Cool!

Different take on a situation and very entertaining. Another solid work from the author. Would recombd.

spicier version of Conan?

Thule finds himself in a completely foreign world. With all his belongings gone and armed with only his muscles and wit. This said Thule finds himself from saving people from getting chopped to pieces before he can even find any clothes! But after this deed is done it's time to start thinking about future in fast food business. Funnily enough it only slighty diffrenciates from his previous job which was mostly saving damsels from distres and killing monsters. So with this be prepared for an awesome story with spicy scenes and hilarious humor! The voice actors also nailed their roles and made this a joy to listen to so what there is not to love!? 10/10

Good stuff

This book is what you think by the title. It’s just good fun. I enjoyed it a lot. Sometimes it’s good to not be so serious. You want to laugh at silliness this is for you. If you think all books need to be written seriously, skip it. I will absolutely listen to this several times.
Wayne Kelly killed it with his Thule voice. Think Arnold.

5stars

Well done. Well narrated.  will be looking forward to the next from this author. I received this copy free in exchange for an honest review.

pretty good all around

I really do enjoy the story storytelling from this author. the gentleman is very upfront about what kind of stories he's going to be telling and they definitely don't take themselves too seriously. it's a fun little rump with a bunch of spice added in. the narration team did a fantastic job and are quickly becoming some of my all-time favorites. lastly I'll simply say that I appreciate the new and weird and thus well done to everybody who had a hand in bringing this story to us, the audible listeners.

Weird but not bad at all!!

Definitely had my doubts but found myself pleasantly surprised. A barbarian in a fast food store? Who would have thunk it but it strangely worked for me.

fun

This is a huge improvement for the narration duo Wayne Kelly does a good job with male characters he just doesn't do main narrator well enough if this is how they do it from now I'm definitely going to give their future work a try for sure.

I liked the story and how it turned out, normally I don't like stories like this where the MC is already powerful and had awesome adventures in the past we only hear about in the book but the author pulled it off.

Fun and Funny

I enjoyed this story from beginning to end. The story and characters were great. Overall just another great story from Virgil Knightley. I would recommend this book to anyone who is a fan of the genre.

Raya Kane and Wayne Kelly did a fantastic narration job with this story. They kept the story interesting and the listener engaged.