• Three Half Goats Gruff & Dragons Don’t Eat Meat

  • Valkyrie Bestiary Series, Book 1
  • By: Kim McDougall
  • Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
  • Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (89 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Kim McDougall presents the prequel and first book in her Valkyrie Bestiary series:

Three Half Goats Gruff: Who is the mysterious captain of the Guardians? Kyra Greene, pest controller of fantastic beasts, takes on a rock troll and meets the man who will haunt her dreams for the next 321 nights. 

Come sing around the campfire with satyrs, and discover how Kyra found one little lost cephalopod who will win your heart.

Dragons Don't Eat Meat: Someone is killing dragons. And the killings point to a civil war brewing among the fae. When Kyra Greene finds an abandoned baby dragon, she doesn't want to bring him home. But until she can hunt down his thunder and stop the dragon killers, she's on babysitting duty.

Along with a quirky cast of misfits and unruly critters, Kyra leaves the safety of Montreal Ward and travels through the dangerous Inbetween - the land beyond the protected city states, where magic is the only rule of law. Can she reunite the lost dragon with his thunder and stop a new and sinister force from invading their home?

©2020 Kim McDougall (P)2021 Tantor

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Fun

Interesting magical creatures, well thought out world, kickass heroine, a dash of humor, and a tiny bit of romance.

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Excellent start

Loved this book. I can’t wait to read the next books in the series. Oh and I really want a Pygmy kraken

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lighthearted and fun

I enjoyed this story. sometimes you need a little sweetness, this hit the spot. Go Canada.

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Magic in Montreal

Earth gets its revenge on humans for polluting the planet. Brings monsters back to eat people.

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Building the story

Great story. Reader needs to get more comfortable with the main character's voice. Can't wait to listen to more

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An Unexpected Pleasure!!

This is my first Kim McDougall book/listen and before it was done I had purchased the next book in the series, Dervishes Don’t Dance. I really enjoyed the humorous, entertaining story. Though they were weighed by other less fun emotions. I will definitely be adding Kim McDougall to my favorite authors. PS Hope we see more Ollie. I love me some Ollie😁

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Quick fun read

This book was exactly what I needed to get out of the reading slump that I was in. It was fun fast paced and super easy. It is totally a mix between Kate Daniels and fantastic beasts.

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A Amusing and Fun Listen/Read

I really had a good time listening to this Audible book and the main character is so much Fun. Narrator does a Great job with the storyline on these combined books. Looking forward to more books by this author.

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An enjoyable listen

I really enjoyed listening to the books and hope to enjoy more on audible. I loved all the quirky characters and the hint at romance mixed with a bit of mystery.

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Loved it!

This was a fresh take on urban fantasy and I really enjoyed it. The main character is someone I would love to hang out with and all the different magical creatures really made the story for me. I hope the other books will be made into audiobooks and that the same narrator will be used. I'm looking forward to more adventures with Kyra!

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  • Erica cole
  • 02-12-22

A beautifully soft, funny marshmallow read .

I love this universe!! reading the next one now, but please keep writing mrs author lady!!