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A hilarious picture book companion to I Don't Want to Read This Book by actor Max Greenfield, adapted for audio!
We all know kids who carry a book everywhere they go. Kids who can't stop reading, even if it's long after bedtime. Kids who love nothing more than sitting quietly in the corner, turning page after page...
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Here for anything Max Greenfield will read!
I bought and read it for my 4 year-old and my 16 and 18 year-olds said they’d love to hear Max Greenfield read it so I came to Audible. We loved it. But yeah, a whole credit is a bummer to use on it. Definitely thankful for the smile it put on our faces!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Danilee O'Tanger
- 08-19-23
Cute story
I love Schmidt from the show New Girl. Very cute. Wish it wasn’t a whole credit for a 5 minute book though.
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