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The Witch of Tophet County: A Comedy of Horrors
- The Witch of Tophet County, Book 1
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani
- Length: 12 hrs and 53 mins
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Publisher's summary
The last witch on Earth takes on interdimensional invaders, tentacled overlords, and office politics in this fun, funny, and fast-paced urban fantasy series.
The witch of Tophet County has three primary preoccupations: Kentucky bourbon, Amish romance novels . . . and protecting her true identity from the chthonic monsters who rule humanity with an iron tentacle.
Despite her best efforts to get fired, the witch is trapped in a draconian, century-long contract that condemns her to work for the Archons of the Nether Realms in the banal misery of county government. But when she accidentally pleases her many-armed overlords, the Dread Lord of Human Resources curses her with an unwanted promotion. And it involves meetings.
As she enters a new bureaucratic hellscape, the witch is assigned to lead a task force investigating recent attacks on senior Archons. Fortunately, her boss has offered her a deal: if she solves the case, they'll knock fifteen years off her sentence. And if that doesn't work out, well, she just might have to find a way to help take down the tentaclarchy—or else be doomed to permanent civil servitude . . .
Filled with quick-witted banter, hilariously relatable office politics, and fantastically original characters, The Witch of Tophet County is Lovecraft meets Parks and Recreation—an explosive start to a new series guaranteed to have you glued to your seat until the very last moment.
The first volume of the hit horror fantasy series—with more than 100,000 views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!
Critic reviews
“[The Witch of Tophet County] explores zany situations with a large cast of strange characters, effectively playing off the concept of an office in a fantasy realm.”—Kirkus Reviews
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Akbar Manzil was once a grand estate off the coast of South Africa. Nearly a century later, it stands in ruins: an isolated boardinghouse for eclectic misfits, seeking solely to disappear into the mansion’s dark corridors. Except for Sana. Unlike the others, she is curious and questioning and finds herself irresistibly drawn to the history of the mansion: To the eerie and forgotten East Wing, home to a clutter of broken and abandoned objects—and to the door at its end, locked for decades.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loneliness and compassionate
- By David M. Jacobs on 01-26-24
By: Shubnum Khan
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Soulstone Bakery
- Low Stakes. High Carbs. LitRPG Slice of Life.
- By: John Broadway
- Narrated by: Hannah Schooner, Giancarlo Hererra
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 33
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 27
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 27
Gavric Restweary, the Nephilim Reborn, has vanquished a legion of Hell singlehandedly. At the end of his quest, a gleaming jewel awaits him—the Duke of Terror's Soulstone. But it was never intended as a reward. Now forced by the Heavens to bear the Soulstone himself, Gavric must find a measure of peace by taking over his mother's bakery, lest Diabolicus escape his prison and corrupt the land anew. A heavy burden for one man to bear, but doing so gives him hope that he may live to find some reprieve from his trauma.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Can an OP MC find rest after the quest is over?
- By nomad on 01-20-24
By: John Broadway
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You Only Call When You're in Trouble
- A Novel
- By: Stephen McCauley
- Narrated by: André Santana
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 39
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 39
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 39
After a lifetime of taking care of his impossible but irresistible sister and his cherished niece, Tom is ready to put himself first. An architect specializing in tiny houses, he finally has an opportunity to build his masterpiece—“his last shot at leaving a footprint on the dying planet.” Assuming, that is, he can stick to his resolution to keep the demands of his needy family at bay. Naturally, that’s when his phone rings.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Terrible Narrator
- By Miss B on 01-21-24
By: Stephen McCauley
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Poor Deer
- A Novel
- By: Claire Oshetsky
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 6 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 25
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 23
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 23
Margaret Murphy is a weaver of fantastic tales, growing up in a world where the truth is too much for one little girl to endure. Her first memory is of the day her friend Agnes died. No one blames Margaret. Not in so many words. Her mother insists to everyone who will listen that her daughter never even left the house that day. Left alone to make sense of tragedy, Margaret wills herself to forget these unbearable memories, replacing them with imagined stories full of faith and magic—that always end happily.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Self Forgiveness
- By Rummyfun on 03-08-24
By: Claire Oshetsky
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The Monster's Den
- A Monstrous World, Book 1
- By: Jillian West
- Narrated by: Melissa Moran, Michael Gallagher
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 69
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 66
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 66
She spends her days chasing around her high-energy, half-shifter toddler and her nights working full-time trying to make ends meet. Oh, and add in the absolute cluster of a situation her ex dumped in her lap on his way out? Well, that's just icing on the cake. With virtually no options left, Emerson heads for Haven, a sanctuary city for monsters and humans alike. Survival means taking a job at The Monster's Den—a club that caters to the inhuman residents of her new home. But freedom comes with complications of its own.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Ok
- By Amazon Customer on 01-18-24
By: Jillian West
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Every Heart a Doorway
- By: Seanan McGuire
- Narrated by: Cynthia Hopkins
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,526
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,277
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,274
Children have always disappeared under the right conditions - slipping through the shadows under a bed or at the back of a wardrobe, tumbling down rabbit holes and into old wells, and emerging somewhere...else. But magical lands have little need for used-up miracle children. Nancy tumbled once, but now she's back. The things she's experienced...they change a person. The children under Miss West's care understand all too well. And each of them is seeking a way back to their own fantasy world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Utterly Moving
- By tm on 07-12-16
By: Seanan McGuire
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Three Kinds of Lucky
- The Shadow Age, Book 1
- By: Kim Harrison
- Narrated by: Marguerite Gavin
- Length: 15 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 321
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 297
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 297
Petra Grady has known since adolescence that she has no talent for magic—and that’s never going to change. But as a sweeper first-class, she’s parlayed her rare ability to handle dross—the damaging, magical waste generated by her more talented kin’s spellwork—into a decent life working at the mages’ university. Except Grady’s relatively predictable life is about to be upended.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Cool... But
- By G. Schmidt on 03-18-24
By: Kim Harrison
What listeners say about The Witch of Tophet County: A Comedy of Horrors
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- L. Jensen
- 02-16-24
Eff a bunch of Chads
Hilarious. Crazy. Amazing narration, great audiobook, definitely feel like I need to listen to it again.
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