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*All-New Audiobook Version - Contains new bonus chapters including "Dating Advice for Your 20s", "Relationship Strategy for Your 30s" & "How to Get Back Together After a Breakup" and much more! 

This book is the ultimate crash course on how to destroy your basic ways and hit reset in all aspects of your life. This is a hard, unflinching, punch to the gut that will break you out of your old typical habits and show you step by step how to jump-start your life by becoming a confident, take-no-prisoners, warrior queen. 

Are you basic? You don’t think so at first inspection but when you take a deeper look into your current life you have too many basic traits to count. Delusion has set in, and it’s time to do something about your lack of success, now, not later. No matter if you’re single, in a relationship, married, or divorced, it’s time to flip that switch and regain power over your life. 

Written by G.L. Lambert, acclaimed author of Men Don’t Love Women Like You and Ho Tactics, this audiobook collects previously unreleased lessons too controversial for publication.

Chapters & topics discussed include:
How to Kill Your Inner Basic Bitch
Understanding the Opposite Sex
Self-Therapy: How to Reset & Reclaim Your Power
Dating After a Breakup
How to Save a Failing Relationship
How to Read and Expose Men
Dealing with Being Ghosted
And so much more!

©2019 Viceroy Publishing (P)2019 Viceroy Publishing

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Should be required reading...

Damn. Where was this book when I was 14?! This is EXACTLY what I needed to hear. I’m a doctor for God’s sake and I mess with LOSERS! For exactly the reasons he points out in this book. Freak that. I want to be the Spartan woman at the center of MY story. No more crying over these Fboys. They’re supporting players in my damn story and I can and should change them out when it’s right for me. I mean this is so glaringly obvious I feel like smacking myself. I will continue to listen to this book and work through implementing this. My self confidence desperately needed this, I have hope for the first time in a long time that I CAN make better choices and have a better life. I’ve given all my power away like a basic B. No more. I deserve better. Time to write a new story with a strong main character.

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Verbal abuse

Manipulative, verbally abusive, and crazy making author--just like the guys we are trying to avoid! Completely derogatory towards women. Contradictory points (go after a man like the confident woman you are! --in another chapter-- there's nothing worse than a woman chasing a man!), etc.
Whatever this author has been through to make him this way, I hope he gets help. In the meantime, do not listen to this advice. Seriously. It will not make you a better person. I've never written a review on a book before but I felt so strongly about the derogatory and verbally abusive tone of this book this that I had to warn other people. The women who wrote 5 star reviews must be used to being verbally insulted all of the time, or they could never have stood for this.
Getting my money back.

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GL Lambert is the o n l y relationship advice you should listen to and Patrick Stevens is an incredible narrator. Don't overthink - just buy it and change your life.

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All his books are becoming the same

Too many similar quotes from other books u gotta start coming more original. No more copy and paste please.

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Amazing book

“Remember who you are.” Sounds cliche but he really brakes it down. I’m in tears thinking about how my life has already transformed from the writings of Lambert, SheraSeven1, and Chloe.

Listen to this book at least 3 times a year to refresh. It’s a must.

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Great Book & Great Reader

This is the second book I’ve read from the author and I love it. He speaks to you and awakens the person that you’ve been afraid to bring out to the world. He’s very relatable and real. I’ll be listening to more of his books in the future. Also, the man who reads this book is AMAZING. The energy in his voice helps bring the book to life. I hope to hear him again on more books.

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amazing book

text Dave I love g l Lambert style of writing and how he is so direct about men. I read this book twice because I felt like he was talking about men and also about lifestyle and mental health and just putting ourselves first before anyone else and to not forget that even if we are in a relationship with these men out here. I highly recommend this book and I love the audio because the audible was the same guy that did the voice of ho tactics so at. I am super happy I wish you can do the voice again for men who don't love like you do which is another good book by the way.

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loved it!

Every woman at any age should read this book. This book keeps it real from start to finish.

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Buying for all my homegirls!

Loved it! Packed with good information and a few hard truths but worth it! Strongly recommend and actually buying for my closest friends.

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A fresh glass of water ...poured over my head

Was harsh, but true.

It was like being shown a slideshow of all of my actions that have put me in the position that I am now in today. Basically saying that "it is what it is but what you gon do with it??" There is a power that I know I have that I've only seen fit to use on a few occasions but I took it to the head. It takes a while for people to latch on to an idea that doesn't correlate with their regular system of doing things, that's okay. This book will only hit people where it hurts, but with great merit. Authority needs authority sometimes when it isn't your lover. You can understand it clearly. On the outside looking in. In conclusion: Man will treat you how you allow them to treat you or they won't treat you at all.

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  • Ena
  • 01-21-20

I expected more.

I was super excited to get new book from this author. But instead of being more interesting than others, it was nothing special, actually. It just repeats things already said in previous books.

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  • Ruth Mukasa
  • 03-14-21

Great Book for Single (feminine) People

I would advise this book for anyone who is ready to work on themselves, ask themselves the hard questions and learn great lessons in order to attract better relationships. My only issue would be that the narrator doesn't really fit the voice of the author in my opinion, but it's still an easy listen.

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  • K V J F
  • 01-16-21

Essential Reading!

I come back to this book as a reminder to myself of who the f*ck I am.

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  • Onyedikachi
  • 12-28-20

Excellent book

Filled with some gems. I am not too keen on sex advice. Personally, I believe legs closed till marriage. However, we are humans and make mistakes etc. Sex includes the exchange of many things from spirits to characteristics etc.
This book is full of so many good gems, for example, the next person is not better than you or more of a catch because they, make more money. Also, allow a guy to talk and stop doing all the talking..
Basically the book gives you ways to not be basic.

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  • Ree
  • 09-08-20

Kill Your inner Basica & Level Up

I would say this book is a mashup between G.L's previous books "Ho tactics" and "Men don't love women like you", I would say it's the two book in one but updated! Really good listen, a good reminder as to why it's important to constantly develop your knowledge and skills when it comes to relationships, learning about yourself, healing from Trauma and be the best version of you, so that you can attract the right partner. You can & have everything in which you desire, you just have to believe in yourself, kill your insecurities and build your confidence. Everything that you need to level up is inside but it's up to you to believe and become the best version of you. 10 out of 10! Highly recommend to anyone on their relationship journey or who is already in a relationship but want to ensure it's at its best.

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  • Tracy Williams
  • 05-13-20

a great read

A real insight into how to change your world on relationships and yourself. great read

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  • Mary
  • 04-11-20

A must read for women

Initially I was taken aback by the language used. However, if you can get passed that, I guarantee that at some point this book will put you back on the path and mindset to spartanhood.

key takeaway:
I am the sun and the world revolves around me. Don't worry about what others especially men think because they are there to impress me not the other way around.