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The Suck Stops Here
- A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel (First Fangs Club, Book 4)
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
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5 out of 5 stars
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5+ stars: Best for last! (with a religious caveat)
- By Vibliophile on 02-05-23
By: Carla Laureano
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The Rich Boy
- By: Kylie Scott
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,344
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,219
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,215
I’m the type of girl who’s given up on fairy tales. So when Beck – the hot new busboy at work - starts flirting with me, I know better than to get my hopes up. Happily ever afters aren’t for the average. I learned that the hard way. But how can I be expected to resist a man who can quote Austen, loves making me laugh, and seems to be everything hot and good in this world? Only there’s so much more to him than that. Billionaire playboy? Check. Troubled soul? Check.
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5 out of 5 stars
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are you freaking serious!
- By Deanna on 07-14-20
By: Kylie Scott
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Homicide in Hardcover
- A Bibliophile Mystery
- By: Kate Carlisle
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 726
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 644
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Story4 out of 5 stars 641
The streets of San Francisco would be lined with hardcovers if rare book expert Brooklyn Wainwright had her way. And her mentor wouldn't be lying in a pool of his own blood on the eve of a celebration for his latest book restoration. With his final breath he leaves Brooklyn a cryptic message, and gives her a priceless - and supposedly cursed - copy of Goethe's Faust for safekeeping.
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5 out of 5 stars
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NICE TYPICAL COZY mystery
- By CarmelaC on 02-06-17
By: Kate Carlisle
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The Royal We
- By: Heather Cocks, Jessica Morgan
- Narrated by: Christine Lakin
- Length: 17 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,496
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,248
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,243
An American girl finds her prince in this "fun and dishy" (People) royal romance inspired by Prince William and Kate Middleton. American Bex Porter was never one for fairy tales. Her twin sister Lacey was always the romantic, the one who daydreamed of being a princess. But it's adventure-seeking Bex who goes to Oxford and meets dreamy Nick across the hall - and Bex who finds herself accidentally in love with the heir to the British throne. Nick is wonderful, but he comes with unimaginable baggage.
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2 out of 5 stars
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I deserve a medal for getting to the endless end.
- By Anne on 09-30-17
By: Heather Cocks, and others
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Discount Armageddon
- InCryptid, Book 1
- By: Seanan McGuire
- Narrated by: Emily Bauer
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,988
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,828
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,827
The Price family has spent generations studying the monsters of the world, working to protect them from humanity - and humanity from them. Enter Verity Price. Despite being trained from birth as a cryptozoologist, she'd rather dance a tango than tangle with a demon, and is spending a year in Manhattan while she pursues her career in professional ballroom dance. Sounds pretty simple, right?
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5 out of 5 stars
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I love this book!
- By a on 11-21-12
By: Seanan McGuire
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Tangles and Treason
- Vampire Knitting Club, Book 0.5
- By: Nancy Warren
- Narrated by: Sarah Zimmerman
- Length: 1 hr and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 124
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 107
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 107
Nancy Warren presents a prequel to the Vampire Knitting Club series.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Raif is finally on audible!
- By Sandra R. Merrill on 02-27-21
By: Nancy Warren
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I Loved You First
- Anthology
- By: Molly Harper, Suzanne Enoch, Karen Hawkins
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 633
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 567
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 565
Escape with three warm-hearted romantic comedy novellas about women’s second chances at first love from beloved romance authors Suzanne Enoch, Molly Harper, and Karen Hawkins.
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5 out of 5 stars
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For People Who Love Second Chances
- By Tanisha on 08-27-20
By: Molly Harper, and others
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Snap Out of It
- A Novel
- By: Maddie Dawson
- Narrated by: Joyce Bean
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 119
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 109
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Story4 out of 5 stars 109
After three marriages and a lot of living, resilient Billie Slate knows exactly what trouble love can bring. Now she’s reinvented herself as the Heartbreak Bunny, an on-call performance artist who can heal anyone who’s been burned by that four-letter word, LOVE, by hopping about and whisking away sad mementos from their past relationships. Call it magic. Call it peculiar. But her bunny costume is as perfect as her breakup mantra: SNAP OUT OF IT.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Funny and heartwarming
- By Susan Begin on 01-20-23
By: Maddie Dawson
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Truth and Measure
- The Carlisle Series, Book 1
- By: Roslyn Sinclair
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 687
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 631
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 630
Jules Moretti is newly single, an aspiring writer, and the hyper-competent assistant to the most powerful woman in fashion. It's a tough job, but her ice queen boss won't settle for less than perfection. Vivian Carlisle helms the internationally revered fashion publication Du Jour. She might be smack in the middle of a messy divorce, but you have to make sacrifices to be the best. That's what she tells herself, anyway. When the unthinkable happens, Vivian's regimented world is turned upside-down. Her life is about power, success, and dominance—not a baby!
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5 out of 5 stars
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My oh my....
- By MissLynn on 01-13-23
By: Roslyn Sinclair
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Finding Our Forever
- Silver Springs, Book 1
- By: Brenda Novak
- Narrated by: Veronica Worthington
- Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 360
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 331
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 333
The search for her birth mother brought Cora Kelly to the New Horizons Boys Ranch. Getting a job there was easy enough, but confiding in Aiyana, the ranch's owner, that she's really her daughter? Cora's not sure she can do that, not unless she's confident the news will be welcomed. And once she gets to know Elijah Turner - Aiyana's adopted son and ranch manager - that decision becomes even more difficult.
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4 out of 5 stars
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First book by Brenda Novak
- By Katiemac on 06-03-17
By: Brenda Novak
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Iron & Velvet
- Kate Kane, Paranormal Investigator Series, Book 1
- By: Alexis Hall
- Narrated by: Cat Gould
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 131
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 113
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 112
Name's Kane, Kate Kane. I'm a paranormal private investigator, which is like a normal private investigator except - and stop me if you're having trouble following this - more paranormal. This business comes with a few basic rules: don't start drinking before noon, don't get your partner killed, don't sleep with the woman who killed him. Last year I broke all of them.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Vampire werewolf witch faerie soft core porn
- By Ralene on 06-01-20
By: Alexis Hall
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The First Husband
- By: Laura Dave
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Klett
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 181
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 174
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Story4 out of 5 stars 174
Annie Adams is days away from her 32nd birthday and thinks she has finally found some happiness. She visits the world's most interesting places for her syndicated travel column and she's happily cohabiting with her movie director boyfriend Nick in Los Angeles. But when Nick comes home from a meeting with his therapist (aka "futures counselor") and announces that he's taking a break from their relationship so he can pursue a woman from his past, the place Annie had come to call home is shattered.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Meh
- By Bernice Holland on 05-16-21
By: Laura Dave
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Witchling
- Otherworld, Book 1
- By: Yasmine Galenorn
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,166
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 744
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Story4 out of 5 stars 744
We're the D'Artigo sisters: Half-human, half-Faerie, we are savvy - and sexy - operatives for the Otherworld Intelligence Agency. But our mixed-blood heritage short-circuits our talents at all the wrong times. My sister Delilah shapeshifts into a tabby cat whenever she's stressed. Menolly's a vampire who is still trying to get the hang of being undead. And me? I'm Camille - a wicked-good witch. Except my magic is as unpredictable as the weather, which my enemies are about to find out the hard way.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Meh.
- By Charlene on 07-02-10
By: Yasmine Galenorn
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Treasure on Lilac Lane
- By: Donna Alward
- Narrated by: Elisabeth Rodgers
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 48
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48
Sometimes the journey home is its own reward. Once upon a time, Rick Sullivan had a promising future. One of Jewell Cove's star athletes and reigning heartthrobs, he joined the Marines and had the world in the palm of his hand - until it all came crashing down. His honorable discharge doesn't make him the hometown hero everyone wants him to be, and there's little reprieve from the demons that haunt him at night. Still, even though it seems that all hope is gone, fate has something else in store.
By: Donna Alward
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The House on Blackberry Hill
- By: Donna Alward
- Narrated by: Elisabeth Rodgers
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 81
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 74
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 74
Abby Foster is a fish out of water in the Maine coastal town of Jewell Cove. The crumbling Foster estate, left to her by a relative she never even knew, has everyone's eyes on her - an eerie reminder of the long-buried family secrets that have haunted her... forever. Single, stunning, and sometimes too strong-willed for her own good, Abby's plan is to sell the house and hightail it back to Nova Scotia.
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5 out of 5 stars
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AMAZING Story!!!
- By Purple Emily on 06-26-21
By: Donna Alward
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Secondhand Spirits
- A Witchcraft Mystery, Book 1
- By: Juliet Blackwell
- Narrated by: Xe Sands
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,153
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,981
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,964
Lily Ivory hopes for a normal life when she opens Aunt Cora's Closet. With her magical knack for vintage fashion - she can sense vibrations of the past from clothing and jewelry - her store becomes a big hit. But when a client is murdered and children start disappearing from the Bay Area, Lily may be the only one who can unravel the crime.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Needs a different narrator
- By A on 10-15-12
By: Juliet Blackwell
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The Scoop
- Godmothers, Book 1
- By: Fern Michaels
- Narrated by: Natalie Ross
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 260
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 220
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Story4 out of 5 stars 221
Teresa "Toots" Amelia Loudenberry has crammed a great deal of living - not to mention eight much-loved husbands - into her varied and rewarding life. Newly single, Toots is ready to taste life again, and fate has just handed her the perfect opportunity.
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5 out of 5 stars
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GREAT FUN
- By Linda Louise on 03-12-12
By: Fern Michaels
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