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After tearing his Achilles tendon, recuperating by the sea sounds like a fantastic idea, and Dylan happily accepts his best mate's offer to stay with him and his uncle for a few weeks. But he hadn't counted on the uncle being smoking hot, or the fierce attraction that blossoms between them. Swapping the busy streets of London for the easy pace of Cornish life is exactly what Gareth needs to move on with his own life. His new home requires a little TLC, but he'd expected that. What he hadn't expected was the ghostly resident already living there.
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It’s Not Unusual to Be Loved by an Alien
- Tentacular Tales, Book 1
- By: Chloe Archer
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
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A sexy alien living incognito on Earth meets a sci-fi loving nerd who wants to rock his universe. What could possibly go wrong? Besides the unexpected tentacles and the accidental Mating Courtship Ritual, that is....
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A lot of popculture references
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Risk the Fall
- By: Riley Hart
- Narrated by: Kale Williams
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
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I’ve never been great at letting people in. Life is easier if I bury my feelings. People tend to let you down, which is only proven when my best friend, Rex, accidentally kills a man and lets me take the fall. When I get out of prison, the last thing I want is to go back to Clayton, Oregon, but it’s where my grandma lives, the only person who’s always had my back. My plan is to stay out of trouble, steer clear of my old crew, save up, and the second we can, leave town for good.
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Moving Forward from Your Past
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Hidden Species: The Complete Series
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- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
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Indulge in all the shenanigans at CSG in one volume! Hellhounds declaring a glitter fight? Vampires at war with accounting? It's another day at the Community of Species Government.
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Full of fun, fantasy, heat and heart with a save the world mystery adventure thrown in
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The Billionaire's Assistant
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I hired Ben under false pretenses. He may think I don’t know who he truly is, but I do. Even so, I'm tempted to trust him. His family may be full of con artists, but Ben is too innocent for his own good. Trustworthy or not, I'm going to keep him in my sights.
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Excellent Story!
- By Sky on 10-15-23
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Only for the Weekend
- By: Riley Hart
- Narrated by: John Solo
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Nothing in my life is really mine. I take care of my mama, work three jobs, I’m there when anyone needs me. Something about the beautiful, lonely man on my mail route interests me. He’s different in my world, where everything’s the same. I think he hates me, but that doesn’t stop me from hand-delivering every package and trying to find ways to make him smile. Then Emerson makes me an offer: He’ll pay me to spend the weekends with him, losing ourselves in each other’s bodies, no feelings or pasts involved.
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Hmmmmmm
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The Player's Lounge
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- By: Dan Calley
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- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
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Quint is a Player. Unlike most of society who restart with a blank slate after they die, Players make the choice to reincarnate with their memories fully intact. He’s using his past-life knowledge to make his way in a new world, and he’s taking full advantage of it to help him find someone he’s lost.
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just yes
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L.E.H.D. 2
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Agents Gage Patton and Dylan Keerist have found a rhythm both professionally and personally. Their drive at work to find justice for murder victims is in sync and neither of them is complaining about the few nights a week they are tearing up the sheets. However, a strange new case, dinner with the Queen, and the consequences caused from Gage’s slip in control during the heat of the moment changes everything for them both. Finding a new rhythm isn’t easy and will take adjustment on both their parts. First, however, they have a murderer to catch.
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Vampire Agent
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The Art of Husbandry
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- By: Jay Hogan
- Narrated by: Gary Furlong
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
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When life drowns you in lemons, to hell with making lemonade. I wanted to burn the whole world. But eighteen months from the day my life was torn apart, I’m tired of the anger. Tired of the nightmares. Tired of putting one foot in front of the other just trying to survive. Three months on a high country sheep station in the middle of nowhere is precisely the reboot I need. A chance to break free. To breathe again. To find a way forward.
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Wonderful story and I LEARNED things!
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Sainted
- By: Jesse H Reign
- Narrated by: Michael Dean, Tim Paige
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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He's a bad man, and I don't mean trash like your ex. I mean seriously bad. I mean dangerous. You can tell just by looking at him: black eyes, a menacing scowl, and a nose that's been badly broken in the past. He is my arch-nemesis. My mortal enemy. My singular obsession. I was afraid of him when we met. He kidnapped and chained me to a bed. Me—Damon Alexander Beckett of BeckIT fame and fortune. Well, the joke's on him because I'm going to make it my life's mission to destroy him. But first, I have to survive being his captive.
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Great book, great audiobook!
- By AG on 11-23-23
By: Jesse H Reign
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Fool Hearts
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- By: Emmy Sanders
- Narrated by: Blake Lockheart
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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At 12, he was my best friend. At 16, he became my crush. And now, at 34, he’s the man I’m still pining after. Falling in love with Easton was never part of the plan. But now that I’ve done it, I can’t seem to stop. It doesn’t help that we’re living under the same roof. Or that Easton is so dang sweet I want to lick him from head to toe.
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Timeless romance!
- By cabc on 06-16-23
By: Emmy Sanders
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Broken
- An Unlucky 13 Standalone
- By: Andi Jaxon
- Narrated by: Darcy Stark, Iggy Toma
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
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After years of drowning myself in parties, hookups, and pain, all it takes is one viral sex tape to be given a choice: Hide out on an island or lose my trust fund. Having to share a room with the one man I let hurt me is my worst nightmare. I’m the broken shell of the boy he walked away from on the worst day of my life. I hate him almost as much as I hate myself.
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Completely ridiculous story. Decent narration.
- By CJ on 01-01-24
By: Andi Jaxon
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- Nedra81
- 02-14-24
Meh
Not too sure how I feel about this one. I mean, on the surface you have a complete asshole for absolutely no reason, and then you have this bright shiny piece lighting up the entire room. These two definitely did not fit together, better yet, Louis didn’t deserve to deal with Pontus’ grumpiness.
Normally the accent would have saved the narrative from bombing, and it may have had Pontus not turn me completely off, but it was bearable at least. Definitely going to search for more audiobooks with this narrator to give him a fair chance.
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- Nix
- 01-20-24
Love the querky awkwardness galore.
Pontus is a grumpy grump, insecure and anti social. He gets to meet Louis who is sunshiny naked mess at times. They meet when Jonas organised a naked cleaner for Pontus birthday present. Their meeting is hilarious and they just become querky, awkward messes from there. Their inner monologues are just a hoot. This book is a light and airy read. Love the side characters and the ending when Pontus lets his hair down a bit and embraced Louis and his nakedness. The narrator did a really awesome job.
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- Lita1
- 12-25-23
when love shows that being weird is the best
I had such a great time listening to that story. Louis and Pontus find what was missing in there life's in each other,and I love there weirdness. They reminds us that love is loving also what others see as flaws.
it's my first book but from Sophia Soames and I really enjoyed it. it is always so refreshing when the life plot of the character is new for me, it's my first with a naturist character and it was nice to get more info about that lifestyle.
I did enjoy Ray Calleja voice but I'd to slow the audio to 0.90x cause he was too fast for me, and he needs to respect more the pauses between sentences. I'm a read and listen at the same time person and I'm thankful I did because I was kind of lost sometime by the rythme he gaves to the narration.
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- Molly Otto
- 01-18-24
just works
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Ray Calleja brings Pontus and Louis to life making them more real to the readers. His voice differentiates enough between the two mc so you know whose point of view you're in with each chapter. He just brings a new life to an already fascinating read.
This book is one of those awkwardly wonderful books that you don't know why you love but you do. Pontus and Louis both are messes and need someone who will support and accept them as they are. Let's say a lot of akward beginnings blossoms into something real and perfect for them.
First, read from this author and now tempted to try more to see if they are as real and pure as this story was.
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- Sharon L
- 12-17-23
Rom-com at its finest!!
This is the first time I've listened to or read anything written by Sophia Soames. This is also the first time I've heard anything narrated by Ray Calleja. I loved Ray's accent and he did a wonderful job with the two main characters voices and mannerisms.
What a delightfully funny story of two man boys. I laughed my way through the entire story. Poor Pontus and his neurosis and Louis with his own disasters are a match made in heaven... as long as they don't kill one another first.
This story made my day.
Opposites attract, grumpy/sunshine, brings the heat
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- Helle Sofie
- 12-26-23
Sophia Soames writes with great flow
This was a delightful quick listen. Just a proper feel good story. I really do love Sophia Soames’s writing, as there’s something really original about it. The dialogue just flows so damn well, and it feels real in a way that other writers sometimes can’t quite figure out. This is also another one of her books where there isn’t a whole lot going on plot wise, but it doesn’t need it. The characters really stand on their own. It was also surprisingly hot when these guys got down and dirty. Definitely recommend if you’re looking for a shorter read with some feels, some funny banter and hilarious situations, and some smutty smut.
I listened to the audiobook, and thought the narrator did a good job. It’s delightful to listen to a british narrator. A rare treat. I will say, he speaks incredibly fast, lol. I’m all for it, as I usually listen to audiobooks between 1.4 and 1.7x speed.
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- Nicole Strauel
- 01-30-24
It grew on me
This started pretty rough for me as Pontus starts off ass unbelievably unlikeable. Fortunately Louis is likeable enough for them both and finds his temper as a draw. I had a hard time with the narration, as I didn’t feel like he had distinctive voices for each character.
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- K-Me
- 12-19-23
Together We Are Weirdness!
You need to experience this audible if you adore over the top quirky characters who are still just so real and relatable! Ray Calleja's accents were fabulous, and he genuinely brought these two oddballs' personalities to life. I for real laughed out loud at their thoughts and antics. They were so completely who they were, and they owned it and accepted it of each other in the most sarcastic of ways. Pontus was a complete and utter grumpy leave me alone loner and Louis was a simple man who liked to be nude. There was a naked standoff, burnt boyfriend porridge, bedroom feuds of the funny kind, and the most unique and utterly silly yet still hot and spicy intimate scenes I have ever heard. I was literally smiling the entire second half of this audible all the way through the epilogue! All the good silly feels!
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- kjkw
- 01-02-24
someone for everyone
A great story that shows there’s someone for everyone. Both blokes are kind of a hot mess, but they complement each other. Pontus, bless his emotionally stunted heart. He’s struggling to adult and ask for help or friendship when he desperately needs it. And Louis is living with his parents as they all live a naturalist (nudist) lifestyle. There are very funny moments and meddling friends and family.
The narrator Ray Calleja is new-to-me but I’ll definitely be looking for more. My googlefu tells me he’s an actor, writer and producer in addition to his audiobooks voice productions. His performance was well done. There were a few very minor engineering/production things that were noticeable but not huge issues.
I reviewed a complimentary copy.
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