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Publisher's summary
An enemies to lovers romantic comedy
Working with my enemy shouldn’t be this fun....
Callum Sterling is a grumpy jerk. A ridiculously hot one, but still.
I’ve battled with Callum during our quarterly conference calls over the past year, but now we get to spar in person.
And not only are we forced to work together every week, but we have to spend time together outside of work, too.
At first, I was ready to fight, but the chemistry between us becomes undeniable, the more time we spend together.
I’m not sure if chemistry makes a difference though, because Callum has a fortress of trust issues around his heart, making me wonder if we’ll ever be more than enemies.
The Love Audit is a grumpy/sunshine enemies-to-lovers rom-com for fans of sweet romantic comedies. It has all the sizzling chemistry you love, without any explicit scenes. Check out this first book of the Sweet Peach series, a four-book sweet rom-com collection about best friends living in Atlanta, Georgia!
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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4 out of 5 stars
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
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By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
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- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,210
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,681
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15,615
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Hot White Heist 2
- By: Adam Goldman
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- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 254
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 248
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 248
Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
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5 out of 5 stars
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AS FUN AS SEASON1
- By Robert on 03-07-24
By: Adam Goldman
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
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- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,095
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 971
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Story4 out of 5 stars 967
Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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French & Saunders Titting About (Series 5)
- By: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
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- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 15
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 14
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Story5 out of 5 stars 14
Once again, the legendary comedy duo unearth six vitally important subjects... and then tit about about them. From surviving on a desert island to being eaten by a cardboard crocodile, Dawn and Jennifer will entertain, inform and thoroughly tit about for your pleasure. (Batteries not included.)
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5 out of 5 stars
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Still my favorite podcast!
- By Leeroy on 04-29-24
By: Dawn French, and others
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- Jennifer Marchione
- 01-11-24
Loved loved loved!
Fabulous book with great narrators. Hoping the rest of the series comes out of audio too!
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