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The Haunted Homework of Hector P. Blart

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The Haunted Homework of Hector P. Blart

By: Steven Doornbos
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Welcome to the weirdest school year of Hector P. Blart’s life.

One minute he’s just a regular 11-year-old trying to survive spelling tests and mystery meat lunches. The next? He’s dodging cursed homework assignments, haunted lockers, and a ghost substitute teacher who hasn’t checked out since the ‘90s. Oh, and let’s not forget Slime—the bookworm who’s literally a worm and may or may not eat overdue library cards.

This is a suspense-packed, laugh-out-loud adventure perfect for boys (and brave girls) ages 9–12—or anyone with a 5th-grade reading comprehension level who still believes school might actually be haunted.

Prepare for 35 thrilling chapters of mystery, mayhem, and middle-school madness. And whatever you do... don’t skip your homework.

Action & Adventure Mysteries Mystery & Suspense Haunted
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