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The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t with Her Mind
- Narrated by: Lauren Patten, Graham Halstead
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Publisher's Summary
Full of imagination, wit, and random sh*t flying through the air, this insane adventure from an irreverent new voice will blow your tiny mind.
For Teagan Frost, sh*t just got real.
Teagan Frost is having a hard time keeping it together. Sure, she's got telekinetic powers - a skill that the government is all too happy to make use of, sending her on secret break-in missions that no ordinary human could carry out. But all she really wants to do is kick back, have a beer, and pretend she's normal for once.
But then a body turns up at the site of her last job - murdered in a way that only someone like Teagan could have pulled off. She's got 24 hours to clear her name - and it's not just her life at stake. If she can't unravel the conspiracy in time, her hometown of Los Angeles will be in the crosshairs of an underground battle that's on the brink of exploding....
Critic Reviews
"Furious, frenetic, fun, and "f**k you": All equally valid descriptions of this book and its punk rock chef/psychic warrior protagonist. It's like the X-Men, if everybody was sick of each other's sh*t, they had to work manual labor to pay rent, and Professor X was a sociopathic government stooge. A drunken back-alley brawler of a book." (Robert Brockway, author of The Unnoticeables)
"Like Alias meets X-Men. I loved it." (Maria Lewis)
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- Amanda
- 01-16-20
Amazing author, Perfect voice actor, SO DARK
How could the author do this to me!?!
It's so good, I had to finish, despite the fact that it gets So Dark in the middle. The end was awesome.
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- 08-03-22
So good….I hope they add all the books in the series
One of my favorite listens in a while. I love the world Ford created. I’m almost done with the second book in the series and I hope they release book 3-4!!
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Carrier Wave
- By: Robert Brockway
- Narrated by: Michael Braun
- Length: 22 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Humanity listened to the night sky. What we heard shattered the world. Listen. Just once. That’s it. As soon as you hear it, it has you. And once it has you, it’s over. You may think you’re in control. You’re not. You want one more listen. You want to look at that strange spot in the sky. The one that’s been slowly growing. The one that didn’t make sense...until you listened. You want to listen again, and you will do whatever it takes to make everyone else listen. By any means necessary. Even if it kills you. Just one more listen. One more. Listen.
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Terrifying and Captivating
- By SirEviscerate on 12-09-21
By: Robert Brockway
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Brutal Prince
- An Enemies to Lovers Mafia Romance (Brutal Birthright, Book 1)
- By: Sophie Lark
- Narrated by: Monica King, Liam DiCosimo
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Callum Griffin is the heir to the Irish mafia. He’s ruthless, arrogant, and he wants to kill me. We got off on the wrong foot when I set a (very small) fire in his house. Our families believe a marriage pact is the only thing that will prevent all-out warfare. I think I might need to murder him while he sleeps. This would all be a lot easier if Callum wasn’t so damned good-looking.
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I Need A Callum! ❤️
- By C. Y. on 10-21-20
By: Sophie Lark
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The Roach
- By: Rhett C. Bruno
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Reese Roberts was the guardian of Iron City. Its fearless protector. The only one willing to do whatever it takes...until he was shot on the streets and left paralyzed from the waist down. Now, the vigilante known as the Roach has disappeared. It’s been years since Reese could take on crime and clean up the streets. He’s a shriveled old drunk. But when a copycat steals his suit and takes justice into his own hands, a new killer emerges. It’s time for Reese to re-emerge from his shell and fight back.
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The novel was great. Bray makes it classic.
- By Brothanoomsy on 12-29-20
By: Rhett C. Bruno
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Pretty Pretty Boys
- Hazard and Somerset Mystery Series, Book 1
- By: Gregory Ashe
- Narrated by: Tristan James
- Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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After Emery Hazard loses his job as a detective in Saint Louis, he heads back to his hometown - and to the local police force there. Home, though, brings no happy memories. Hazard's new partner, John-Henry Somerset, had been one of the worst tormentors, and Hazard still wonders what Somerset's role was in the death of Jeff Langham, Hazard's first boyfriend. When a severely burned body is discovered, Hazard finds himself drawn deeper into the case than he expects. Determining the identity of the dead man proves impossible, and solving the murder grows more and more unlikely.
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Must listen to whole series!!
- By Riva on 08-16-18
By: Gregory Ashe
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The Halfblood's Hoard
- Halfblood Legacy, Book 1
- By: Devin Hanson
- Narrated by: Jessica M. Hepburn
- Length: 13 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Alexandra Ascher isn't your usual private investigator. She lives on the fringes, making a living by doing odd jobs and aiding clients with problems that would raise eyebrows. Despite the unusual nature of her clients, as far as she knows she is simply a normal human. On the eve of her 21st birthday, her apartment is completely trashed. Tracking down the perpetrators leads her into a growing web of mysteries. Turning 21 adds a fresh wave of complications and a reveals a dark heritage that she would never have seen coming.
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More Erotica Than Urban Fantasy
- By Crysta M on 10-07-19
By: Devin Hanson
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Dead Things [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Eric Carter, Book 1
- By: Stephen Blackmoore
- Narrated by: full cast, Michael John Casey, Eva Wilhelm, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 3 mins
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Necromancer is such an ugly word, but it's a title Eric Carter is stuck with. He sees ghosts, talks to the dead. He's turned it into a lucrative career, putting troublesome spirits to rest, sometimes taking on even more dangerous things. For a fee, of course. When he left LA 15 years ago, he thought he'd never go back. Too many bad memories. Too many people trying to kill him.
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I hate this Graphic Audio version
- By Carolyn on 11-04-20
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Superhero Syndrome
- Solstice Survivors, Book 1
- By: Caryn Larrinaga
- Narrated by: Ruby Hankey
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Tess McBray was dying. The solstice syndrome had no cure, and she resigned herself to an early grave. But just when she gave up on survival, all her symptoms mysteriously disappeared. All but one symptom, anyway. Something is wrong with Tess’ hands. They absorb any material they touch, and her skin turns to wood, steel, or concrete. It doesn’t take this comic book obsessed 21-year-old long to figure out what’s going on: somehow, she’s developed super powers. And she’s not the only one; across the country, people are coming forward and sharing their gifts with the world.
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"Origin" story with great characters and narration
- By Kara on 08-17-19
By: Caryn Larrinaga
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The Violet Darger Mystery Thriller Box Set
- By: L.T. Vargus, Tim McBain
- Narrated by: Kate Marcin
- Length: 29 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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This audiobook includes the first four thrillers in the Violet Darger series: Dead End Girl, Image in a Cracked Mirror, Killing Season, and The Last Victim. A pause-resisting thriller series packed with heart-stopping suspense. Fans of John Sandford, Michael Connelly, Karin Slaughter, and Lisa Gardner should get to know Violet Darger.
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29 hours of non-stop action
- By David C Taylor on 02-18-20
By: L.T. Vargus, and others
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The Girl in the Box Series, Books 1-3: Alone, Untouched, and Soulless
- The Girl in the Box, Books 1-3
- By: Robert J. Crane
- Narrated by: Annie Sullivan
- Length: 17 hrs and 51 mins
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From million-selling author Robert J. Crane... Her mother is missing. A psychotic beast is stalking her. How will she escape? Sienna Nealon was a 17-year-old girl who had been held prisoner in her own house by her mother for 12 years. Then one day, her mother vanished, and Sienna woke up to find two strange men in her home. On the run, unsure of who to turn to, and discovering she possesses mysterious powers, Sienna finds herself pursued by a shadowy agency known as the Directorate and hunted by a vicious psychopath named Wolfe.
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Great series
- By John abell/ Tara Hendrix on 07-29-20
By: Robert J. Crane
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Orientation
- A Borealis Investigations, Book 1
- By: Gregory Ashe
- Narrated by: Charlie David
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
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Shaw and North are best friends, private detectives, and in danger of losing their agency. A single bad case, followed by crippling lawsuits, has put them on the brink of closing shop. Until, that is, a client walks into their Benton Park office. Matty Fennmore is young, blond, and beautiful, and he’s in danger. When he asks for Shaw and North’s help foiling a blackmail scheme, the detectives are quick to accept. As they dig into the identity of Matty’s blackmailer, they are caught in a web that touches politicians, the local LGBT community, and the city’s police.
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The first book in a new series by Gregory Ashe! ❤️
- By Colleen M on 10-20-19
By: Gregory Ashe
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Awakened
- Paragons, Book 1
- By: C. Steven Manley
- Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
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Israel and Erin are strangers who wake up in a dark sub basement with no memory of how they got there. As they work together to escape, they encounter the clandestine Sentry Group and are thrust into a hidden subculture of monsters, secret societies, and carefully concealed history. The truth of human history isn't the only surprise waiting for them, though, as the power hidden deep within their DNA suddenly manifests. A man cursed with a monstrous hunger. A woman who can bend space and time. Will Israel and Erin stand against the coming darkness or let humanity fend for itself?
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If you love f-bombs, then this book caters to you
- By Sailfish on 09-11-20
By: C. Steven Manley
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When No One Is Watching
- A Thriller
- By: Alyssa Cole
- Narrated by: Susan Dalian, Jay Aaseng
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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Sydney Green is Brooklyn born and raised, but her beloved neighborhood seems to change every time she blinks. Condos are sprouting like weeds, FOR SALE signs are popping up overnight, and the neighbors she’s known all her life are disappearing. To hold onto her community’s past and present, Sydney channels her frustration into a walking tour and finds an unlikely and unwanted assistant in one of the new arrivals to the block - her neighbor, Theo. But Sydney and Theo’s deep dive into history quickly becomes a dizzying descent into paranoia and fear.
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Good Story
- By Queen Dee on 09-06-20
By: Alyssa Cole