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The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t with Her Mind
- Narrated by: Lauren Patten, Graham Halstead
- Series: The Frost Files, Book 1
- Length: 13 hrs and 24 mins
- Categories: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction
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Publisher's Summary
Full of imagination, wit, and random sh*t flying through the air, this insane adventure from an irreverent new voice will blow your tiny mind.
For Teagan Frost, sh*t just got real.
Teagan Frost is having a hard time keeping it together. Sure, she's got telekinetic powers - a skill that the government is all too happy to make use of, sending her on secret break-in missions that no ordinary human could carry out. But all she really wants to do is kick back, have a beer, and pretend she's normal for once.
But then a body turns up at the site of her last job - murdered in a way that only someone like Teagan could have pulled off. She's got 24 hours to clear her name - and it's not just her life at stake. If she can't unravel the conspiracy in time, her hometown of Los Angeles will be in the crosshairs of an underground battle that's on the brink of exploding....
Critic Reviews
"Furious, frenetic, fun, and "f**k you": All equally valid descriptions of this book and its punk rock chef/psychic warrior protagonist. It's like the X-Men, if everybody was sick of each other's sh*t, they had to work manual labor to pay rent, and Professor X was a sociopathic government stooge. A drunken back-alley brawler of a book." (Robert Brockway, author of The Unnoticeables)
"Like Alias meets X-Men. I loved it." (Maria Lewis)
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- Amanda
- 01-16-20
Amazing author, Perfect voice actor, SO DARK
How could the author do this to me!?!
It's so good, I had to finish, despite the fact that it gets So Dark in the middle. The end was awesome.