The Dragon Squisher

By: Scott McCormick

Narrated by: Adam Fuller

“Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties.”

So begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel, digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, and halflings of Esteria.

Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? After all, the king just declared war on the gorks, and he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines.

Problem is, Nigel's escape efforts have a way of backfiring, taking him further from home, and destroying, well, pretty much everything that gets in his way. By the time he and his arch-frenemy are banished from the kingdom and sent on an impossible quest for a (probably bogus) magical artifact, the humans of Esteria find themselves longing for the good old days when they were merely being annihilated by Lord Smoron.

Book one of the Nigel Chronicles, The Dragon Squisher tell the story of how Nigel, his too-perfect comrade Lance Hightower, and Eldrack, a female gork prisoner with a well-earned grudge against humans, usher in a new era of chaos and magic.

©2019 Scott McCormick (P)2020 Audible Originals, LLC.

Hilarious!

Oh, wow. This is a wild ride! It's part homage, part take-down of the classic quest fantasy. If you want some laughs, some Gorks, some military school, and a boat-load of irreverence, this one's for you. For kids, sure, but will definitely appeal to adults with a good sense of humor!

Lol

Lol sums it up pretty good. A story within a story using funny names, great adventure, and strong bonding with friends. I really enjoyed it.

action-packed. full of action

this book was really enjoyable. the story was surprisingly interesting and catching. i only wish the end had a little more excitement and explanation

Great spoof take on Lord of the rings + more

Well worth a listen- especially in 2020 - nice to have something to smile about. I dear you to not laugh out loud when the evil villain describes what is the first thing he will do after taking over the world. Enjoy

The ending was perfect!

I needed something to lift my mood. Entrancing ideas, wonderful characters. This book was AWESOME!!

Recommended listening!

Great story, lots of surprises, and magical panties. what more could you want to hear?

Bery entertaining

Slow start but we'll worth the wait. great story very funny and entertaining. love the charectors.

Story line was humorous.

The storyline was humorous and easy to follow. Enjoyed the storyline on the characters and how they interacted with one another. The final humor suspect of it was how it is similar to another well-known epic tale.

A fun and cute parody of fantasy

This one is just fun. A great way to get early teens interested in quest fantasy with a lot of giggles (and the occasional fart joke). Definitely recommend to parents trying to get their kiddo into reading.

pretty good.

Pretty funny, heavy parody of Lord of the Rings, but was overall entertaining on a long car ride and would be appropriate for children to.