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The Dragon Squisher
- Narrated by: Adam Fuller
- Series: Nigel Chronicles, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Science Fiction & Fantasy
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- Angela
- 08-31-20
Hilarious!
Oh, wow. This is a wild ride! It's part homage, part take-down of the classic quest fantasy. If you want some laughs, some Gorks, some military school, and a boat-load of irreverence, this one's for you. For kids, sure, but will definitely appeal to adults with a good sense of humor!
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- nmc
- 09-07-20
Not fun, not a kid's book
got this to listen because I wanted something fun and easy to listen to while I walked. this was marketed as a children's story, so I thought it would be funny. It's not. actually, the scenes with the main protagonist in boot camp was actually rather traumatizing. I just couldn't go on. have no idea why people think this is a fun book.
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- nicholas daniel
- 09-07-20
Love!! Comedy! Action! Magic!!
Must read! Please enjoy this excellent read! Magic and play on words are always welcomed and this book has it all!
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- Kairos-Noir
- 09-22-20
Funny parallel universe to LotR
Although the adventure aims at a teenage readership, the story is fun for all ages, especially if you like the Lord of the Rings universe.
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- ADJames
- 10-29-20
Five stars across the board.
I loved this book. The performance was amazing and the story was very good. I laughed so much and just really enjoyed the whole experience. I will definitely listen to this one again.
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- Michael
- 09-06-20
Very entertaining
happily surprised. These membership free books is a great gift to us. Thank you. I look forward to finding my future author soon.
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- John C
- 10-26-20
Lol
Lol sums it up pretty good. A story within a story using funny names, great adventure, and strong bonding with friends. I really enjoyed it.
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- Emma Bruce
- 10-25-20
So much fun
I thoroughly enjoyed this book, well written, beautifully delivered! Will forward to the writer's other books.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-24-20
Cussing Amazing! ROFL
Everything about this book was a Wonderful Surprise!! The most epic tale of cussing family fun! Simply Brilliant, com-raid!
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- Jeff
- 10-22-20
great!
loved this. just the right amount of tongue In cheek.and the performance was just outstanding
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