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“Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties.”
So begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel, digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, and halflings of Esteria.
Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? After all, the king just declared war on the gorks, and he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines.
Problem is, Nigel's escape efforts have a way of backfiring, taking him further from home, and destroying, well, pretty much everything that gets in his way. By the time he and his arch-frenemy are banished from the kingdom and sent on an impossible quest for a (probably bogus) magical artifact, the humans of Esteria find themselves longing for the good old days when they were merely being annihilated by Lord Smoron.
Book one of the Nigel Chronicles, The Dragon Squisher tell the story of how Nigel, his too-perfect comrade Lance Hightower, and Eldrack, a female gork prisoner with a well-earned grudge against humans, usher in a new era of chaos and magic.
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 856
In the real world, twenty-one-year-old library sciences student Tina Anderson is invisible and under-appreciated, but in the VR-game Forever Fantasy Online she's Roxxy—the respected leader and main tank of a top-tier raiding guild. Her brother, James Anderson, has a similar problem. IRL he’s a college drop-out struggling under debt, but in FFO he's famous—an explorer known all over the world for doing every quest and collecting the rarest items.
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1 out of 5 stars
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The cover art is great....
- By Johnny Jeppesen on 08-18-18
By: Rachel Aaron, and others
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Black Dragon Omnibus
- Rise of the Black Dragon, Books 1-3
- By: Jada Fisher
- Narrated by: Rachel Jacobs
- Length: 13 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 52
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 51
Blessed with a magic she doesn’t understand, Ukrah must find her way in a world that doesn’t always embrace her and her gifts. Accompanied by a talking bird and a strange young man who took her in, she must find the legendary dragon rider who saved the world from the Blight. Can Ukrah escape from those who would enslave her, or worse, and find the only person who can help her realize her destiny?
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4 out of 5 stars
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Not so bad except...
- By Jessica on 07-27-22
By: Jada Fisher
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Collecting the Goddess
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 17 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 48
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48
What is a billionaire heiress supposed to do when all of her older siblings take to business like her parents, proving that business is in their blood. But not hers? There are many good choices. Unfortunately, Chloe decided that partying was the right one. Now, to keep her money, she’s required to attend daily meetings with the family psychologist - daily meetings about how she must change her present to change her future.
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4 out of 5 stars
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ugh
- By Marie on 07-09-20
By: Michael Anderle
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Big Trouble
- Small Medium, Book 1
- By: Andrew Seiple
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 475
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 430
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 428
Chase Berrymore dreams of adventure, excitement, and getting the heck out of her pastoral halven village. But when adventure finds her, she'll be scrambling to save her family and friends from a necromancer's wrath. Outmatched in almost every way, she'll have to use her wits, charisma, and a bit of divine favor to figure out the path to victory. Even worse, she'll have to figure out ways to deal with the weird and nigh-immortal beings that call themselves "playas"...and she'll have to do it with the most powerful weapon she has available: words.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great continuation of threadbear-verse
- By Randall on 08-17-19
By: Andrew Seiple
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The Lost War
- The Eidyn Saga, Book 1
- By: Justin Lee Anderson
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 20 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 309
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 281
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 278
With a ragged peace in place, demons burn farmlands, violent Reivers roam the wilds and plague has spread beyond the Black Meadows. The country is on its knees. In a society that fears and shuns him, Aranok is the first magically-skilled draoidh to be named King's Envoy. Now, charged with restoring an exiled foreign queen to her throne, he leads a group of strangers across the ravaged country. But at every step, a new mystery complicates their mission.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Holy Cow!
- By Lisa M. Perkey on 05-11-20
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Chosen Omnibus
- The Brindle Dragon, Books 1-3
- By: Jada Fisher
- Narrated by: Patricia Santomasso
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 157
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 145
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 143
Eist was born to be a dragon rider; she just knows it. When fate conspires to take her parents and leave her orphaned and injured, her future appears bleak. Unwilling to back down, she must overcome a system stacked against her. Even if she passes all the tests, there’s no guarantee she will ever fly on a dragon. Can she beat the odds and find her destiny, or will she be stranded on the ground?
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4 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyed
- By Anonymous User on 03-27-21
By: Jada Fisher
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Way of the Immortals: Path of the Divine
- By: Harmon Cooper
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 381
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 351
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Story4 out of 5 stars 350
Thrust by a mysterious portal into an unknown world, Nick Barnette does what anyone would do in his situation: he runs. Now separated from his friends, and being pursued by powerful forces he doesn’t understand, Nick must navigate the Kingdom of Lhasa and figure out how to get home. Through his trials and tribulations, Nick notices that he has developed a strange power that allows him to slow down time, vastly improving his combat ability. But he doesn’t have any control over the power.
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2 out of 5 stars
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A cultivation novel without cultivation...
- By Amazon Customer on 01-15-20
By: Harmon Cooper
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The Lightning-Struck Heart
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 19 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,989
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,745
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,727
Once upon a time, in an alleyway in the slums of the City of Lockes, a young and somewhat lonely boy named Sam Haversford turns a group of teenage douchebags into stone completely by accident. Of course, this catches the attention of a higher power, and Sam's pulled from the only world he knows to become an apprentice to the king's wizard, Morgan of Shadows.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Absolutely brilliant
- By Rain on 12-23-15
By: TJ Klune
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World's Strongest Farmer
- World's Strongest Farmer, Book 1
- By: Tyr Havolt
- Narrated by: Ulf Bjorklund
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 90
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 83
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 83
Raverek wants nothing more than to be a farmer like his dad; tend the fields, harvest the crops, and kill the occasional monster who breaks through the fog wall that borders his home. But getting what he wants isn't so easy when everyone's job class is designated by the gods and they have plans for the would-be farmer. A pestilence that hasn't been seen for 200 years has discovered a way to pierce the fog wall and the world is going to need a hero.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Yet another week willed protagonist.
- By Kindle Customer on 06-02-20
By: Tyr Havolt
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Worldship: Udo the Digger
- Worldship, Book 1
- By: Joshua Gayou
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 14 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,135
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,021
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,020
Udo's biggest problem isn't being a digger (that's low class), or staying drunk (that's damn expensive), or avoiding the Dwergaz (they're monsters), or even pissing off the supposed Gods. It's that his reality...well, it isn't what he thought. And now, he can't even afford to drink because his so-called friend Nicz is cutting into his business, digging up tin, iron, and copper. So Udo forms a new plan: clay. After all, clay jars are used to store everything: meat, herbs, and, his personal favorite, ale.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I am confused.
- By Ahkia on 06-02-20
By: Joshua Gayou
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The Revenge of Magic
- The Revenge of Magic Series, Book 1
- By: James Riley
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 128
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 103
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 102
Thirteen years ago, books of magic were discovered in various sites around the world alongside the bones of dragons. Only those born after “Discovery Day” have the power to use the magic. Now, on a vacation to Washington, DC, Fort Fitzgerald’s father is lost when a giant creature bursts through the earth, attacking the city. Fort is devastated, until an opportunity for justice arrives six months later, when a man named Dr. Opps invites Fort to a government-run school, the Oppenheimer School, to learn magic from those same books. But life’s no easier at the school.
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5 out of 5 stars
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great book similar to story thieves
- By Matthias Goetzke on 03-26-19
By: James Riley
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The Uncommon Rider
- By: Sarah Noffke, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg
- Length: 13 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 88
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 77
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 78
The first dragonrider in over a hundred years has been born...and it’s a girl. Never before has a female been chosen to ride a dragon. The Elite, a guild comprised exclusively of dragonriders, is dead according to most. No one has seen a rider in decades. The problems they used to fight overwhelm the world. Dragons are thought to be near extinction. However, the Elite aren’t dead...It’s just that a bunch of crusty old men who do nothing that benefits the world at large are easy to mistake as useless corpses. Sophia Beaufont is about to change all of that.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Not Much of a Story
- By Small Mountain on 10-01-20
By: Sarah Noffke, and others
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Death Becomes Her
- The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 1
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,289
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,118
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,115
What you thought you knew about vampires and werewolves is wrong...so very, very, wrong. A thousand years of effort to keep the Unknown World hidden is unraveling and the Patriarch is tired. He needs to find someone to take over. He finds Bethany Anne.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Vamp action at its' finest
- By BikeVON on 04-19-17
By: Michael Anderle
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Sentenced to Troll Compendium, Books 1-3
- By: S.L. Rowland
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 29 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 615
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 546
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 544
Chad Johnson built his following by being a troll. Online games, social media, you name it—he's there with a witty comeback. But when he goes too far during a televised stream, he's handed a punishment unlike any other. Instead of the usual ban or suspension, Chad's sentenced to 30 days of full immersion therapy in Isle of Mythos—a world of epic fantasy filled with dungeons and mythical creatures. The twist? He's forced to embody a forest troll, one of the most despised races in Mythos.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Kids book
- By Kindle Customer on 03-15-22
By: S.L. Rowland
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Fate of the Fallen
- By: Kel Kade
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,948
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,615
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,604
Everyone loves Mathias. Naturally, when he discovers it’s his destiny to save the world, he dives in headfirst, pulling his best friend, Aaslo, along for the ride. However, saving the world isn’t as easy, or exciting, as it sounds in the stories. The going gets rough, and folks start to believe their best chance for survival is to surrender to the forces of evil, which isn’t how the prophecy goes. At all. As the list of allies grows thin and the friends find themselves staring death in the face, they must decide how to become the heroes they were destined to be.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Interesting but no KDT
- By Jonathan on 03-11-20
By: Kel Kade
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Sorcery Reborn
- The Rebellion Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Steve McHugh
- Narrated by: Simon Mattacks, Elizabeth Knowelden
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 789
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 718
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 711
After losing his powers in an epic battle between good and evil, former sorcerer Nate Garrett finds himself living as a humble human in Clockwork, Oregon. While the world thinks Nate is dead, his friends continue to fight against Avalon and the evil it’s intent on spreading. Avalon’s forces turn up in Clockwork, and Nate’s frustration grows with every passing day his magic doesn’t return. He finds himself trying to stop Avalon’s plans while hiding from enemies who would destroy everything in their path to see him dead.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Not first in series
- By SanRetro on 02-01-20
By: Steve McHugh
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Mortality Bites: Publisher's Pack
- By: Ramy Vance
- Narrated by: Candace Thaxton
- Length: 12 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,136
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,062
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,055
Katrina Darling’s only real friend has been murdered. And not just murdered - ritually sacrificed by a serial killer. Kat is sure more death will follow. She should know...she used to be the monster plunging the blade in. Trouble is, after 300 years of being a vampire, Kat has forgotten what it means to be human. One thing she does remember is that friends matter. Now she's determined to find whoever - or whatever - killed her friend before more victims surface. But just as the hunt begins, a mysterious young man discovers exactly what she was.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Ugh
- By MsNing on 05-12-22
By: Ramy Vance
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We Are the Dead
- The Last War Trilogy
- By: Mike Shackle
- Narrated by: Nicola Bryant
- Length: 18 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 95
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 79
Jia's people learned the hard way that there are no second chances. The Egril, their ancient enemy, struck with magic so devastating that Jia's armies were wiped out. Now terror reigns in the streets, and friend turns on friend just to live another day. Somehow Tinnstra - a deserter, a failure, nothing but a coward - survived. She wants no more than to hide from the chaos. But dragged into a desperate plot to retake Jia, surrounded by people willing to do anything to win the fight, this time Tinnstra will need to do more than hide.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Criminally Underrated Gem in a world of Dark Fantasy
- By Nic on 04-24-23
By: Mike Shackle
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4 out of 5 stars
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If you’re a fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events, Edward Scissorhands, or the darkest bits of Roald Dahl, the Weirdie triplets - Barnacle, Garlic, and Melancholy - will feel like old friends. After being left behind when the entire estate of Deadeye Manor is packed up for a doomed vacation cruise, the triplets have to learn how to fend for themselves.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hysterical and dark!!!
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Baker Street Four
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Baker Street Four follows Billy (Charlie Brand), Charlie (Kiki May), and Tom (Nathan Moses), three young apprentices of Sherlock Holmes (Paterson Joseph) who assist the famous detective in London’s dodgy East End. With the help of their faithful cat, Watson (Bill Nighy) and Sherlock’s beloved housekeeper Mrs. Hudson (Celia Imrie), this foursome takes local crimes into their own hands while Holmes is off solving mysteries abroad. Follow the Baker Street Irregulars as they pursue different cases, growing by the day as young detectives and as friends.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Seventh-grader Jordan Bryant is desperate for a scoop for his year-end ELA project. When the vice principal gets glitter-bombed in front of the whole class—and the wrong student punished for the prank—Jordan thinks he’s found the perfect story. Instead, he finds himself swept up in the biggest thing to ever hit Murray Middle: the Great Prank War. As the pranks get evermore epic and insane, so do the punishments handed down by the draconian administration.
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Great story, lots of fun!
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Elijah Muddle’s life changed in an instant. The son of a spiteful and mean manure farmer, Elijah now has become an apprentice to the town’s warlock, Caliban. The chance to escape his terrible father and learn magic? It’s a dream come true! Until...it turns out that Elijah’s internal magic is wonky, and he is the absolute worst warlock ever - all his spells go wildly wrong, causing both hilarious and disastrous consequences all over town.
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5,888
On a dark, wintry day, Eliza Grey receives a mysterious letter from her ailing Nana Mora begging her to come for a visit. This is an easy "Yes". Eliza has always preferred Nana Mora's beach cottage on St. Simons Island to the apartment she and her mom call home in the city. The island is a magical place where stories and legends grow as thick as the Spanish moss dangling in the trees. Now, Nana Mora's eyesight is fading, and there's something she wants to show Eliza before it’s totally gone: a mythical place locals refer to as Sirens Harbor.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Like the movie Big Fish, but with mermaids
- By Daydree on 07-04-20
By: Natalie Lloyd
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The Chocolate Tree
- By: Dina Gregory
- Narrated by: Angus King
- Length: 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Charlie and her friends are avid video gamers. But when they spot a huge chocolate bar growing from the top of a tree—then another, and another—it is the beginning of a real-life, outdoor quest!
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3 out of 5 stars
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Delicious morsel before nap time
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 09-30-23
By: Dina Gregory
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Camp Cacophony
- The Mystwick School of Musicraft, Book 0.5
- By: Jessica Khoury
- Narrated by: Suzy Jackson
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,587
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,371
It’s two months before Amelia’s big audition for the Mystwick School of Musicraft. If she gets in, she will learn to spin music into powerful magic - but her Gran has one last-ditch plan to persuade her out of it: sports camp. A week of softball, sprinting, and sweaty socks isn't exactly Amelia’s idea of a good time - in fact, she's deeply, appallingly unathletic. By the end of day one, she’s puked her guts out in track, gotten a black eye in no-contact flag football, and firmly established herself as the Least Valuable Player at camp.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Such a fun and enjoyable story, as always
- By Megan Flack on 06-01-21
By: Jessica Khoury
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Story Party: The Complete Collection
- By: Mike Phirman, K. R. Meera, Beatrice Bowles, and others
- Narrated by: Samantha Land
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 328
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Welcome to Story Party: The Complete Collection, a curated collection of some of the very best storytelling for kids. With live performances from the most imaginative storytellers around the country, children will feel like they’re a part of the audience as they listen, sing and clap along. This Complete Collection is filled with hours of great stories, tons of wonderful performers, and enough twists and turns for a long drive with the whole family.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Keeps the kids from complaining in the car
- By D.Carlson on 08-06-18
By: Mike Phirman, and others
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Gingerella
- By: Dina Gregory
- Narrated by: Amy Enticknap
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 531
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Gingerella is an undecorated gingerbread girl who, neglected by the royal baker, fears she will not be allowed to the Gingerbread Fair. Running away to the forest, she encounters a woodsman with a secret passion...for baking. A mashup of Cinderella and The Gingerbread Man, this funny and fast-paced fairytale features a medieval baking contest, a ravenous queen and a ginger-bottomed prince!
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3 out of 5 stars
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Sweet little bon bon
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 09-30-23
By: Dina Gregory
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The Magic Flower Shop
- By: Gina Mayer
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 448
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Nine-year-old Violet loves spending time in her Aunt Abigail's flower shop in their small British town. And she's so excited to stay overnight with her Aunt Abigail for the first time! But when Aunt Abigail has to leave to deal with an emergency, Violet and her friends, twins Jack and Zack, start poking around - and discover that her aunt owns an ancient magical flower book and uses her flower magic to make people happy! Violet wants to do that, too. Her first mission: making a match between two of her teachers. Unfortunately, it all goes wrong!
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3 out of 5 stars
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Cute distraction
- By IndMind on 02-07-21
By: Gina Mayer
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The Flying Flamingo Sisters
- By: Carrie Seim
- Narrated by: Gabriel Vaughan, Bill Andrew Quinn, Jessica Almasy, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins
- Original Recording
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5,741
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5,719
This hilarious, heartfelt, and soaring adventure will delight fans of The Goonies and Indiana Jones. Performed as a 1930s radio drama, it’s bursting with humor for all ages, orchestral scoring, and some of the most talented voices on Broadway. When their ace pilot parents (and adorable puppy) mysteriously disappear over the Pacific, the Flamingo Sisters - Flo, Faye, and Franny - escape the clutches of their evil Uncle Freidrich (who believes girls should never pilot aeroplanes) and join a flying circus.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A rollicking good time!
- By Cda123 on 12-12-19
By: Carrie Seim
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A Tale of Faerie
- By: Dina Gregory
- Narrated by: Holli Dempsey
- Length: 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 134
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When Jasmine moves to an old cottage in the countryside, nothing goes right. She itches at night, keeps losing small things or finds them in odd places. Only after an encounter with the famous neighbour do things magically improve for Jasmine. This Devonshire story puts the fairy in fairytale.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Fairy dust - poof and it’s gone
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 09-30-23
By: Dina Gregory
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Beezer
- Beezer, Book 1
- By: Brandon T. Snider
- Narrated by: Fred Berman, Eric Yves Garcia, Joniece Abbott-Pratt, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 8 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5,856
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5,145
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Story4 out of 5 stars 5,118
Beelzebub, the prince of demons, is bored. It's his destiny to one day rule the dark underworld known as the Red Realm, but it's sooo boring down there. All he wants to do is lay around all day in the lava pits (ahhh), boss everyone around (rude!), and maybe play a cruel prank (or two). But Beelzebub's father has had it with his son's nasty attitude. No one backtalks the Red King. NO ONE. A disgraced Beelzebub is banished by his father and cursed to spend his days in the worst place either of them can imagine. EARTH.
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5 out of 5 stars
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What do I know?
- By R. MCRACKAN on 02-02-20
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Sleeping Beauty
- An Audible Original Drama
- By: Marty Ross
- Narrated by: Phoebe Dynevor, Stephen Fry, Adam Hugill, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,111
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,012
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,010
Audible are delighted to present Sleeping Beauty, a unique listening experience for all the family to enjoy over the Christmas season. This exclusive new audio drama has been created in collaboration with the London Symphony Orchestra and is inspired by Tchaikovsky's beloved ballet music. Marty Ross’s reimagining of the famous fairy story draws on the worlds of folktale and the Brothers Grimm, while the LSO's specially-commissioned new recording, conducted by Gavin Sutherland, weaves through the drama like a rich and majestic film score.
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2 out of 5 stars
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It's ok
- By Pandaek on 12-06-21
By: Marty Ross
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- Santa Claus of New Carlisle
- 09-23-20
great voice that matches the story very well!
this is an easy to read/listen to story. The voice work is done in a way that really fits with the story. I enjoyed how the writter found humor in almost every situation while also seeing the main character grow. the references to another story adds to the fun while listening. This is not an epic tale but it is a nice fun read.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-07-20
Hilarious!
This wonderful delight was hilarious. The story had amazing satire and spin on several classics (in my opinion they are classics)! I loved the narration. Spoiler alert: you will enjoy Dragon Crusher, I mean Dragon Squisher.
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- John Thornton
- 05-04-22
Awesome book!
I love how Nigel is the dangerous and funny one, Eldrack is the fighter and insult master, and Lance is fast and clever. Each character is so memorible, I just can't resist this audiobook. I love how the narrator gave each person their voice. This book is so easy to get lost in, and you always get a laugh no matter how many times you read\listen to The Dragon Squisher. I'm a perfect mix of the three main characters, and its impossible to choose a favorite. I can listen to this book well into the night. I love the insanely dumb villian, Smoron. He even looks dumb! I always think ' this book would be an amazing movie!' I am always trying to picture the characters in real life. Nigel says that he's average hight for a 14 year old, but its kinda hard to picture that, because I'm a 6-foot tall 13-year old. Soooo... I'm about Eldrack's hight, if Nigel is about 5'6-5'7. I think that I might make a replica of the Amulet for fun. I looove this book! but if you want my opinion, skip over most of chapter eight. you'll thank me later. other than that, i would request this audiobook to my 10 year old brother.
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- LS
- 08-27-21
Kids loved this one, parents were entertained
The author and narrator are very funny. Their wry humour went over well with audiences of all ages. There are some sly references to The Hobbit. Lots of jokes and some swashbuckling adventures.
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- Jared Pierce
- 05-14-21
Need more books like this!
This Book is definitely one of my favorites and I have listened to it many times over. Hilarious yet mostly clean comedy! Scott McCormick please make more like this!
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- N.J
- 06-13-22
finally LGBT representation in fantasy!
homophobes are gonna hate on this book to hell. saying we dont want diversity pushed down our throat. in reality, there is an extremely limited number of fantasy books with gay elements. im really glad for it. if you dont want to hear that, dont get the book and go back to your swamp
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- MJ
- 03-07-21
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I cannot emphasize enough how much I enjoyed this story. the main character is the stuff of LEGEND. Beautiful satire. Witty dialogue. I laughed, I cried (from laughter), it moved me. I was moved.
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- softballkat
- 01-21-21
So great! It’s is a must listen.
I liked the story and the way it was performed. It had a slight sense of humor. My daughter who is 9 and I listened to in while I drive to work in the morning. My daughter wishes there was a Dragon Squisher 2! :)
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- Alexis Sirrakos
- 05-06-23
SO FUNNY 😂
Best book I have ever listened to on audible!! We just finished it for the fifth time. I have an eleven year old and a nine year old and they LOVE IT so much!!!!! Great car trip read.
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- Dustin R. Sparks
- 06-22-23
Such an interesting and unique story
This book made me laugh out loud more than once, and had me very intrigued from the beginning.
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