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About the Creator

When he’s not flustering emus or stymying mambas, Scott McCormick enjoys annoying his children until they tell their mother. He also writes. He writes all kinds of stuff. Some of it is good. He wrote the Mr. Pants series of graphic novels. Those were good. You should totally check them out. So are the books he writes for Audible, including Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World, and its sequel, Rivals 2. He’s got a hilarious book about pirates coming out soon, and he’s also excited about his first novel, The Dragon Squisher, which is just as funny and squishy as it sounds. Scott lives on the western edge of the easternmost part of southern North Carolina, right smack in the middle of it all.

About the Performer

Adam has worked extensively as a theatre maker and voice artist; creating and touring theatre shows for adult and family audiences alike. He has worked as a writer, devisor, director or performer on numerous successful theatre shows that have toured the UK and internationally and has experience as an actor in TV and film. Adam has also worked as a puppeteer for Aardman and the BBC, as well as recording content for BBC Radio 4.

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What listeners say about The Dragon Squisher

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Hilarious!

Oh, wow. This is a wild ride! It's part homage, part take-down of the classic quest fantasy. If you want some laughs, some Gorks, some military school, and a boat-load of irreverence, this one's for you. For kids, sure, but will definitely appeal to adults with a good sense of humor!

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Not fun, not a kid's book

got this to listen because I wanted something fun and easy to listen to while I walked. this was marketed as a children's story, so I thought it would be funny. It's not. actually, the scenes with the main protagonist in boot camp was actually rather traumatizing. I just couldn't go on. have no idea why people think this is a fun book.

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Love!! Comedy! Action! Magic!!

Must read! Please enjoy this excellent read! Magic and play on words are always welcomed and this book has it all!

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Funny parallel universe to LotR

Although the adventure aims at a teenage readership, the story is fun for all ages, especially if you like the Lord of the Rings universe.

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Five stars across the board.

I loved this book. The performance was amazing and the story was very good. I laughed so much and just really enjoyed the whole experience. I will definitely listen to this one again.

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Very entertaining

happily surprised. These membership free books is a great gift to us. Thank you. I look forward to finding my future author soon.

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Lol

Lol sums it up pretty good. A story within a story using funny names, great adventure, and strong bonding with friends. I really enjoyed it.

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So much fun

I thoroughly enjoyed this book, well written, beautifully delivered! Will forward to the writer's other books.

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Cussing Amazing! ROFL

Everything about this book was a Wonderful Surprise!! The most epic tale of cussing family fun! Simply Brilliant, com-raid!

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great!

loved this. just the right amount of tongue In cheek.and the performance was just outstanding

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