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The Dog King
- The Human Division, Episode 7
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Series: The Human Division, Book 7
- Length: 58 mins
- Categories: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Science Fiction
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CDF Lieutenant Harry Wilson has one simple task: Watch an ambassador’s dog while the diplomat is conducting sensitive negotiations with an alien race. But you know dogs - always getting into something. And when this dog gets into something that could launch an alien civil war, Wilson has to find a way to solve the conflict, fast, or be the one in the Colonial Union’s doghouse.
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- Hassan
- 02-26-13
Best Episode Yet!!!!
I really liked this episode.
A bit different than the rest, there are several funny points here, Wilson is a good character....
And c'mon, a title that says "the dog king" is interesting in a space theme book. What is really good in this series is how everyone keeps on pointing the blame and faluts toward Wilson.
Cheers
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- AudioAddict
- 03-26-13
Delightful Short Story
In my opinion, this book is the only standalone story in this series since The B-Team (first episode). It is clever and humorous, yet within the realm of The Human Division sci-fi background. I would definitely recommend this for a light 58-minute listen!
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- Dave
- 03-01-13
Wondering if This Series is For You?
If you've been keeping an eye on this series, but haven't been sure whether to give it a shot or not, this is the episode for you. It's under an hour long, filled with fun SF stuff, humor, dog-eating alien plants (relax, it's totally fine), and completely self-contained, and as entertaining as you'd expect from Scalzi.
I personally found it to be the right balance of ridiculous SF fun at the ideal length. For less than a dollar, it's hard to beat.
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- Myke McCormick
- 09-29-20
very enjoyable short read
john Scalzi's typical wry humor makes this yet another amusing bit if Harry Wilson eventful & always unorthodox. diplomatic career
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- M. Lambert
- 08-19-20
Very cute.
Narrator is as good as ever (very good). The story may be considered a bit too cute by some, but recent SF as a genre suffers from too many heavy messages IMHO. This one is not one of those.
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- eh
- 06-17-20
Not a good enough story to keep my interest
This one has ended my interest in this story line. Frankly it was lame. The author was seriously reaching here. Clearly out of ideas.
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- Grant P.
- 12-24-19
See Review for "The B-Team"
See Review for "The B-Team" this is Episode 7 (minimum 15 words in a Review)
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- R. MCRACKAN
- 12-20-19
Good but not his best
The Human Division is another chapter in the saga of Old Man's War, which is a hit and miss series. This one is somewhere in the middle. Good humor, middling characters, overall engaging writing, and convoluted plot.
I'm giving it a rock-bottom overall score due to the fact that this is not the version you should get. Pick up the final full book, not these expensive piece meal episodes.
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- Sammie
- 04-29-19
Typical "off the wall" Scalzi
Cute short story in the typical humor of Scalzi. I found it an enjoyable hour. Maybe not his best work but certainly worth the few cents it cost.
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- Karlyn Keller
- 09-09-17
Enjoyed this one the most
I enjoyed the series more as I went through each episode. At first I struggled because it seemed like random stories set in this universe. But as it continued and I realized it was interwoven story lines I enjoyed them more. The main characters were enjoyable. It's pretty traditional sci fi fare but still worth the read.
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- Norma Miles
- 06-02-15
Definitely no dog this
O.K. its a lightweight story but such fun. The versatile and inventive Wilson is thrust into one of his most difficult positions yet - walking the ambassadors dog. Great sardonic dialogue which is brilliantly interpreted by William Dufris and worth every penny of the 79p price. Go buy and enjoy.
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- Karl Gjertsen
- 04-08-13
Great short story
This is a great short story, in a collection of intertwined short stories.
I will look for more title by this author.