The Deleted E-Mails of Hillary Clinton

A Parody

De: John Moe

Narrado por: John Moe, Kimberly Farr, Jim Meskimen, Sarah Scott, Robin Eller

The explosive secret emails Hillary Clinton doesn't want you to read.

(Or maybe she does.... She's crafty like that.)

Remember that time Hillary Clinton admitted that she deleted thousands of emails from her ultra-secret personal email address while Secretary of State? Thousands of emails, she claimed, about her daughter's wedding? Well, people aren't buying it: "Hiding the truth" says The New York Post. "Conspiracy or incompetence?" asks Al-Jazeera. "Hillary Clinton Don't Give a Sh--t" claims Wonkette. Clearly, these emails need to be released immediately.

Now, thanks to John Moe and WikiLoox, the lost messages have been retrieved and placed in this dossier. For the first time, we'll get a look inside HRC's well-coiffed head, reading intimate conversations with family (Bill, Chelsea), friends (Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Oprah, Beyonce), and frenemies (Obama, Palin, Putin) alike. We'll also learn essential details about her private life, from her pop-culture obsessions to her thoughts on yoga, baking cookies, Scandal, and much more.

Make no mistake - this is an audiobook of critical national importance.

Following her journey from mother of the bride to commandress-in-chief, we'll see how HRC handles the most challenging situations she might face in the White House, including how to respond to people who "reply all" to emails and how to wrangle pantsuit retailers as they compete, with increasing desperation, for her attention. Along the way we will finally get the portrait we need - the one our country deserves - of the woman we may soon call "Madam President".

Read by Sarah Scott, Robin Rae Eller, Kimberly Farr, Jim Meskimen, and John Moe.

©2015 John Moe (P)2015 Random House Audio