• The Chicken Qabalah of Rabbi Lamed Ben Clifford

  • Dilettante's Guide to What You Do and Do Not Need to Know to Become a Qabalist
  • By: Lon Milo DuQuette
  • Narrated by: Patrick Lawlor
  • Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (108 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Traditional Qabalistic sources (or Cabalistic, or, indeed, Kabbalistic - listen to this book to find out what the difference is...we know you've always wondered!) tend to be a bit, er, dry. Lon Milo DuQuette spices up the Qabalah and makes it come alive, restoring the joy of learning the fundamentals of this admittedly arcane system by using simple, amusing anecdotes and metaphors. This account, written pseudepigraphically (fictitiously attributed to a supposed authority), allows DuQuette as Rabbi Lamed Ben Clifford to soar to outrageous heights and, when necessary, stand apart from the silliness to highlight the golden eggs of Qabalistic wisdom nested therein. Sure to be a revelation to those who think that learning about the Qabalah needs to be tedious and serious, The Chicken Qabalah of Rabbi Lamed Ben Clifford shows that great truths can be transmitted through the medium of laughter. 

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Great introduction to Qabalah

Qabalah can be intimidating and dry for beginners, especially those who don't speak Hebrew. But, understanding Qabalah is essential for anyone looking to understand Western esotericism or magickal practices. This book is an excellent introduction, and because it's written in a style that's funny and a bit irreverent it helps in disarming the complexities of the subject matter so that the student can stay engaged long enough to learn the basics of Qabalah before giving up in frustration. This book, is the best tool I have found to help the student get past the introductory phase of the basic tenants so that they can then discover the deeper, fascinating, and transcendent natural and spiritual truths contained within this ancient system. For anyone embarking on the path of self initiation who has found Qabalah too complex I encourage you to listen to this book, download the pdf documents that go with it and push through. It is so worth the time and effort.

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Its "fun" but there is a single idea on repeat...

Its "fun" but there is a single idea on repeat... Was expecring more insights, I would recomend Prometeus Rising for the found of patterns and sidenote information. Narrator was too gimmiky for my liking, but i understand he was trying to emulate Milo's tone.

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So unexpected!

Unexpectedly hilarious, unexpectedly a complete reference tool, unexpectedly touching! I couldn't "put it down." I loved it!

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Simply excellent

Excellent book. Excellent narration. I HIGHLY recommend for anyone interested in the esoteric side of Qabbala

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Very basic

So basic that it is not worth the money or the time. The only thing this book has going for it is that it is occasionally amusing.

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If you're trying to make sense of the Kabbalah...

I have been trying to make sense of the tree of life for about 4 years now. This book came highly suggested and finally allowed to get my head around what it is, how it relates to reality, and other esoteric concepts. The author is well suited to write on the subject. You will be educated and entertained.

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Fantastic intro to Qabalah for beginners.

Lon Milo Duqette has done the impossible: make the Tree of Life fun and interesting!

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Tienes que escuchar todo

La actuación es genial. Estoy seguro que lo volveré a escuchar. Solo las tablas aún no se donde se encuentran.

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Excellent!

Wise teaching, hillarious outta nowhere (brilliant timing), and satified my subsatisfied questions had through my truth seeking.

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  • metaldog
  • 05-23-21

Unmissable, for the hatchling Qabalist!

This a shrewd guide to the Qabalist - delivered in the style of a colloquial yarn. I bought this to further illuminate my understanding of Dion Fortune's iconic tome. This book REALLY delivered.

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  • Paul C. Newman
  • 01-05-22

Excellent primer for Generation X

Give to me simple and with a healthy dose of sex, irony or humour or don't give it to me at all. Only the last chapter about Gematria lost my interest. Excellent performance, occult classic.

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  • 09-09-21

unusual title for a wonderful book

This was recommended by foolish fish book review, I read it on the say so - I really have to say it's excellent audiobook....a joy to listen to

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  • 07-11-21

Unexpectedly Excellent

I wasn’t sure about this to start with but it’s a very good book on Kabbalah and approaches it in an unusual way, but I found it much easier to grasp than other very serious books, which now make sense

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  • Helen
  • 12-11-21

And that’s a rubber chicken

Basted with humour that had me embarrassingly blurt out bouts of laughter at some of the textual antics, this book is both a joy for the enjoyment of the thing and such a compressed presentation of some magikal material that it is such a magical ride to behold. Well worth it, and even perhaps a gateway to his other works.