The Chaos Apple

Magic & Discordianism for the Postmodern Witch

By: Thumper Forge, Michael Thomas Ford - foreword

Narrated by: Tim Fannon

Blending the cosmic giggles of Discordianism with the reality-warping wizardry of Chaos Magic, this book is your ticket to the wildest magical ride this side of the multiverse.

Step into the swirling vortex of Chaos Witchcraft with Thumper Forge's mind-bending guide and prepare to have your magical reality turned inside out as you dance with Eris, the cosmic trickster herself. Forge, a Chaos Witch extraordinaire and Gardnerian Wiccan, serves as your witty tour guide through the topsy-turvy realms of Chaos Magic and Discordianism. Learn to bend belief like a spoon, craft sigils that make the universe giggle, and summon parking spots with the grace of a sorcerer.

With a wink and a cackle, Forge teaches you to embrace the absurd, harness the power of paradigm parkour, and discover why sometimes the most powerful magic comes with a side of laughter.

©2025 Thumper Forge (P)2025 Tantor Media

A must-have for Discordians

Thumper Forge does an impressive job explaining the differences and overlaps of Chaos Magic and Discordianism. The spells are phenomenal and Thumper’s writing is witty and easy to read. I liked this so much, I bought the Kindle, Audible, and paperback editions.

Wisdom and Nonsense

Magic isn’t real and this won’t teach you anything to prove its reality, but the basic mythic insight is pretty good.

Great audiobook

Thumper is a very interesting and knowledgeable person and FUN! I felt like I was learning and laughing at the same time. I needed this book. Helped me learn to let loose!