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The Case of the Vampire Vacuum Sweeper
- Hank the Cowdog
- Narrated by: John R. Erickson
- Series: Hank the Cowdog, Book 29
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Action & Adventure
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5 out of 5 stars
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2 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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Cool
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5 out of 5 stars
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Buy the books. NOW!
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Overall ,4.5 out of 5 stars , 90 ratings,
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Performance ,5 out of 5 stars , 73 ratings,
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another Hanky Masterpiece!
- By Timothy R. on 12-24-20
By: John R. Erickson
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The Secret Laundry Monster Files
, - Hank the Cowdog ,
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5 out of 5 stars
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great children's book
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Publisher's Summary
But instead of being outside, where he can fight off the fiends, Hank is trapped inside - at the mercy of Slim and his dreaded vampire sweeper!
Will Hank be able to save the cattle?
Hank and Drover sing "Freezing on the Porch," and Hank sings "The Porcupine Blues."
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story4 out of 5 stars
- THoward
- 12-18-16
Viola was my favorite
Slim sprains his ankle and Hank saves the day. The ankle isn't fixed but his shenanigans are true to form and all is quiet on the ranch for another day.
Viola came to get some coffee and Slim became twitter pated. That was cute.
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