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James Pravasilis
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James Pravasilis
About this listen
A satirical yet real perspective on individualism, sovereignty, spiritualism and social discourse through the eyes and ears of the every-man/woman/they/it/them/mammal that hates the taste of kale, has no time or patience for kundalini breathing exercises, and is just trying to get through life with as minimal damage as possible in the "New Normal."
Humor is the best medicine and this book provides a nice dose of haha's for those of us who are fed up and aren't pulled into the manufactured polarity and manipulation that is high jacking our individual consciousness.
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- Trish Mata
- 01-21-23
Absolutely a must read for all assholes!
I loved this from start to finish. It's funny, entertaining, and thought provoking. Dare I say, a handbook on how to be a better person in today's day and age by being the best asshole you can be. Listening to the narration is like sitting with a good buddy just talking about life. Never once did I feel like I was listening to a book and made it easier to stay engaged. I highly recommend.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-27-23
I had a credit expiring
Instead of giving it back to the billionaire I used it to feed this guy for another month plus it’s a good listen
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