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Tales from the Clarke
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5 out of 5 stars
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Colonial Union diplomat Hart Schmidt is back home for Harvest Day celebrations - to a family whose members wonder whether its youngest son isn’t wasting his life clinging to the lowest rung of the CU’s diplomatic ladder. When his father, a legendarily powerful politician, presents him with a compelling offer, Schmidt has to take stock of his life and career. "This Must Be the Place" is a tale from John Scalzi's The Human Division, a series of self-contained but interrelated short stories set in the Old Man's War universe.
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The Dog King
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- Length: 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 874
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 785
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 788
CDF Lieutenant Harry Wilson has one simple task: Watch an ambassador’s dog while the diplomat is conducting sensitive negotiations with an alien race. But you know dogs - always getting into something. And when this dog gets into something that could launch an alien civil war, Wilson has to find a way to solve the conflict, fast, or be the one in the Colonial Union’s doghouse. "The Dog King" is a tale from John Scalzi's The Human Division, a series of self-contained but interrelated short stories set in the Old Man's War universe.
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4 out of 5 stars
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The Sound of Rebellion
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- Length: 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 823
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 739
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 746
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The Observers
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 735
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In an effort to improve relations with the Earth, the Colonial Union has invited a contingent of diplomats from that planet to observe Ambassador Abumwe negotiate a trade deal with an alien species. Then something very bad happens to one of the Earthings, and with that, the relationship between humanity’s two factions is on the cusp of disruption once more. It’s a race to find out what really happened, and who is to blame. "The Observers" is a tale from John Scalzi's The Human Division, a series of self-contained but interrelated short stories set in the Old Man's War universe.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This series is getting Better and Better!!!!
- By Hassan on 03-12-13
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This Must Be the Place
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 826
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 738
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 741
Colonial Union diplomat Hart Schmidt is back home for Harvest Day celebrations - to a family whose members wonder whether its youngest son isn’t wasting his life clinging to the lowest rung of the CU’s diplomatic ladder. When his father, a legendarily powerful politician, presents him with a compelling offer, Schmidt has to take stock of his life and career. "This Must Be the Place" is a tale from John Scalzi's The Human Division, a series of self-contained but interrelated short stories set in the Old Man's War universe.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Character-Driven Episode
- By Joshua on 03-20-13
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We Only Need the Heads
- The Human Division, Episode 3
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 998
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 898
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 900
CDF Lieutenant Harry Wilson has been loaned out to a CDF platoon tasked with secretly removing an unauthorized colony of humans on an alien world. Colonial Ambassador Abumwe has been ordered to participate in final negotiations with an alien race the Union hopes to make allies. Wilson and Abumwe’s missions are fated to cross - and in doing so, place both missions at risk of failure.
We Only Need the Heads is a tale from John Scalzi's The Human Division.
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2 out of 5 stars
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* said;* said;* said;* said;* said;
- By Professor on 02-02-13
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Earth Below, Sky Above
- The Human Division, Episode 13
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 801
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 716
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 722
At last, the Earth and the Colonial Union have begun formal discussions about their relationship in the future - a chance for the divisions in humanity to be repaired. The diplomats and crew of the Clarke are on hand to help with the process, including Ambassador Ode Abumwe and CDF Lieutenant Harry Wilson, both of whom were born on Earth. But not everyone wants the human division to be repaired.... And they will go to great lengths to make sure it isn’t....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Thrilling Yet Open-Ended Conclusion
- By Joshua on 04-10-13
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The Gentle Art of Cracking Heads
- The Human Division, Episode 12
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- Length: 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 793
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 710
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 716
United States Diplomat Danielle Lowen was there when one of her fellow diplomats committed an unthinkable act that had consequences for the entire planet. Now she’s trying to figure out how it happened before it can happen again. Putting the puzzle pieces together could solve the mystery - or it could threaten her own life. "The Gentle Art of Cracking Heads" is a tale from John Scalzi's The Human Division, a series of self-contained but interrelated short stories set in the Old Man's War universe.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A 38-minute murder mystery
- By AudioAddict on 06-04-13
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A Problem of Proportion
- The Human Division, Episode 11
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 806
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 720
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 727
A secret backdoor meeting between Ambassador Ode Abumwe and the Conclave’s Hafte Sorvalh turns out to be less than secret, as both of their ships are attacked. It’s a surprise to both teams - but it’s the identity of the attacker that is the real surprise, and suggests a threat to both humanity and The Conclave. "A Problem of Proportion" is a tale from John Scalzi's The Human Division, a series of self-contained but interrelated short stories set in the Old Man's War universe.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A Scalzi Twist on a Sci-fi Theme
- By Joshua on 03-27-13
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Walk the Plank
- The Human Division, Episode 2
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,079
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 970
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Story4 out of 5 stars 973
Wildcat colonies are illegal, unauthorized, and secret - so when an injured stranger shows up at the wildcat colony New Seattle, the colony leaders are understandably suspicious of who he is and what he represents. His story of how he’s come to their colony is shocking, surprising, and might have bigger consequences than anyone could have expected. Walk the Plank is a tale from John Scalzi's The Human Division, a series of self-contained but interrelated short stories.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Boring Hard-to-Follow Transcript
- By AudioAddict on 03-17-13
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The B-Team
- The Human Division, Episode 1
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 2 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,406
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,279
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,288
Colonial Union Ambassador Ode Abumwe and her team are used to life on the lower end of the diplomatic ladder. But when a high-profile diplomat goes missing, Abumwe and her team are last minute replacements on a mission critical to the Colonial Union’s future. As the team works to pull off their task, CDF Lieutenant Harry Wilson discovers there’s more to the story of the missing diplomats than anyone expected... a secret that could spell war for humanity.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Whole Series – Just OK
- By Michael on 05-19-13
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The President's Brain Is Missing
- A Tor.Com Original
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: P. J. Ochlan
- Length: 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 190
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 182
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Story4 out of 5 stars 183
The question is, how can you tell the President's brain is missing? And are we sure we need it back?
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2 out of 5 stars
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Has its moments, but not Scalzi at his cleverest
- By David Sewell on 10-05-19
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A Very Scalzi Christmas
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam, Dina Pearlman, Kevin T. Collins, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 250
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 238
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 238
New York Times best-selling and Hugo Award-winning author John Scalzi gift-wraps 15 short takes on the holiday season - interviews with holiday notables, "informational" articles about TV specials and Christmas carols, short stories and poems, and even a couple of nods to Thanksgiving and New Year’s - and puts them all into a stocking stuffer-sized package that makes the perfect gift for friends, family, or yourself.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Very Scalzian indeed!
- By Andre Wallace Simonsen on 12-03-19
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The Sagan Diary
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Stephanie Wolfe, John Scalzi
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 1,284
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,099
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 1,106
Jane Sagan: Soldier. Killer. Lover. Dreamer. In John Scalzi's best-selling Old Man's War series of science-fiction novels, we see this warrior woman as the other characters see her - silent and strong, from the outside. But now The Sagan Diary shows us Sagan from another point of view: her own, as she prepares to leave military life and join her new husband and adopted daughter on a colony world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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It's a Poem
- By wyatt on 03-27-13
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The End of All Things
- Old Man's War, Book 6
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert, William Dufris, John Scalzi
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,814
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,515
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,515
Humans expanded into space...only to find a universe populated with multiple alien species bent on their destruction. Thus was the Colonial Union formed, to help protect us from a hostile universe. The Colonial Union used the Earth and its excess population for colonists and soldiers. It was a good arrangement...for the Colonial Union. Then the Earth said: no more.
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4 out of 5 stars
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why a lower rating on performance?
- By D. Kassiday on 09-06-15
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Miniatures
- The Very Short Fiction of John Scalzi
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam, Peter Ganim, Luke Daniels, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,663
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,545
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,553
The ex-planet Pluto has a few choice words about being thrown out of the solar system. A listing of alternate histories tells you all the various ways Hitler has died. A lawyer sues an interplanetary union for dangerous working conditions. And four artificial intelligences explain, in increasingly worrying detail, how they plan not to destroy humanity. Welcome to Miniatures: The Very Short Fiction of John Scalzi.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Small doses of "Scalzian" humor
- By Andre Wallace Simonsen on 01-05-17
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Zoe's Tale
- Old Man's War, Book 4
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,207
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,731
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Story4 out of 5 stars 3,726
"I'm Zoe Boutin Perry: A colonist stranded on a deadly pioneer world. Holy icon to a race of aliens. A player in a interstellar chess match to save humanity. Seventeen years old. Everyone on Earth knows the tale I am part of. But you don't know my tale: I'm going to tell it to you now, the only way I know how: not straight but true, the whole thing, to try make you feel what I felt: the joy and terror and uncertainty, panic and wonder, despair and hope."
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4 out of 5 stars
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Bait and switch. Skip it unless you're a teenager.
- By Mike.the.kraken on 03-05-14
Publisher's Summary
Captain Sophia Coloma of the Clarke has a simple task: Ferry around representatives from Earth in an aging spaceship that the Colonial Union hopes to sell to them. But nothing is as simple as it seems, and Coloma discovers the ship she’s showing off holds suprises of its own...and it’s not the only one with secrets.
"Tales from the Clarke" is a tale from John Scalzi's The Human Division, a series of self-contained but interrelated short stories set in the Old Man's War universe.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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Story4 out of 5 stars
- Grant P.
- 12-24-19
See Review for "The B-Team"
See Review for "The B-Team" this is Episode 5 (minimum 15 words in a Review)
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story4 out of 5 stars
- R. MCRACKAN
- Raleigh, NC
- 12-20-19
Good but not his best
The Human Division is another chapter in the saga of Old Man's War, which is a hit and miss series. This one is somewhere in the middle. Good humor, middling characters, overall engaging writing, and convoluted plot.
I'm giving it a rock-bottom overall score due to the fact that this is not the version you should get. Pick up the final full book, not these expensive piece meal episodes.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance3 out of 5 stars
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Story4 out of 5 stars
- M. Lambert
- Pittsburgh, PA, USA
- 09-08-18
Just okay
Interesting but shallow. The short form is not ideal. Good characters. Not nearly as good as Scalzi's longer works.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Karlyn Keller
- 09-09-17
Read em in order
I enjoyed the series more as I went through each episode. At first I struggled because it seemed like random stories set in this universe. But as it continued and I realized it was interwoven story lines I enjoyed them more. The main characters were enjoyable. It's pretty traditional sci fi fare but still worth the read.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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Story4 out of 5 stars
- danny lawrence
- Charlotte, NC USA
- 02-13-13
Cubs and Cards help out Harry Wilson
Good ol' Harry back to stir things up in a story that is typical John Scalzi. Love the humor and even has baseball thrown in for good measure. More intrigue and mystery to build upon previous episodes, but this is a nice little self contained story, well worth the 69 cents
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Dennis
- 02-25-13
Very good 5th story
These short stories are starting to come together to make a very good saga.
All have great narration. The narration of any book is very important to any story.
1 of 3 people found this review helpful
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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Story3 out of 5 stars
- Joshua
- mcleansville, NC, United States
- 02-12-13
Another Engaging Episode
This was another fun little episode in Scalzi's ongoing series. Scalzi continues to craft the interesting characters and crew of the Clarke together piece by piece. This one picks up after episode 3, but doesn't follow directly, rather continues the story some weeks later. Wilson and the crew get a new ship, but not the kind they wanted, and the mission they are sent on is not all it seems to be at first.
1 of 3 people found this review helpful
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Hassan
- 02-12-13
The Crew is Back!!!
i liked this episode, there is a moment in it where you get a good laugh... and you see the results from the past episode and what the union is doing now for earth....
I hope the next episode will be more and more deep into the plot...
1 of 3 people found this review helpful
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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- David D. Schneider
- 10-18-16
I just love this short series! Do them in order! 😱
5 stars is great!
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Some of these are vignettes pulled from larger works. If you're a Scalzi fan you'll have heard them before. IT DOESN'T MATTER . . .
You'll love these . . but do them in order . . 😱
0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- joey2shoez
- 05-08-15
Wrong Voice
Throughout the series the narrator does the wrong voices once in a while. A man and a woman will be talking and suddenly the man has a woman's voice. It's a bit of a distraction, shoulda been an easy fix :/
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Karl Gjertsen
- 04-08-13
Great short story
This is a great short story, in a collection of intertwined short stories.
I will look for more title by this author.