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Swine Not?

By: Jimmy Buffett
Narrated by: L. J. Ganser,Jimmy Buffett
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Publisher's summary

Best-selling writer Jimmy Buffett weaves an irresistible new tale - filled with colorful characters, wry humor, and the pursuit of a very clever pig.

When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo, Tennessee, to New York City, they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig, Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has "No Pets" writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff - especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef, who would like nothing better than to transform their pet into pork roast - becomes imperative.

Illustrations by Helen Bransford.

©2008 Jimmy Buffett (P)2008 Hachette Audio

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You don't like it? Swine Not?

Admittedly this is an exercise in literary style for Mr. Buffet it is style funny and fun. How can you seriously expect a great literary work from the man that brought you Barefoot Children and The Night I Painted the Sky? This was a relaxing read on an airplane and it’s going be a relaxing listen at the office. I don’t want great works of dramatic prose like Steinbeck or Hemmingway when I download Buffet, I want Margaritaville. He delivers at a level for Children and adults :P

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Loved the book!

Got the book at the library and fell in love with the characters. It's even better listening to the story!

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  • Kz
  • 03-23-09

Pass on this book

Pass on this latest entry from a very gifted writer. However, this would probably be a good read for anyone 12 years and younger.

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Not soo much

I love Jimmy buffet. I liked most of his books - audio and otherwise. This one is ridiculous. Might be good for kids - not really sure.

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Disappointed

I'm a big fan of Jimmy Buffet, both his writings and music, but this was a disappointment. It wasn't interesting enough for me to finish listening. Typically I'll continue no matter what, just to get my "money's worth", but not in this case.

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  • GG
  • 11-08-23

Entertaining and fun

Fun and entertaining story for all ages, thank you Jimmy Buffett for all the great tales and story telling, RIP

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Not my favorite

Wasn’t really a fan of this. It’s a little silly and I struggled with it.

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Meh. not up to my JB standards.

I've enjoyed most everything JB has written or sung the past 40 years. it was a struggle to get thru this 4 hour audiobook. the story was not at all captivating as his other works have been. I have given 3 stars for his narration but even that felt contrived at times. I should have cut my losses and returned the book, but I kept hoping it would get better.

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A very enjoyable distraction

The book was better than I assumed it would be. Some artists have a particular talent just in one avenue of entertainment. I wasn't sure what to expect from a prose offering from Jimmy Buffett.

The story was creative and entertaining, however, the storytelling perspective jumping between Rumpy (the pig) and the young boy got very confusing. The shifting sometimes started getting to the point of annoyance.

It was particularly tough because I used the audio book while taking my dog for a walk so my full attention was not engaged in the book.

Overall though I really enjoyed it; and it was nice light-hearted distraction from my normally heavier reading fare.

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Okay Story

Not a bad story. it had some funny moments, but I guess I was hoping for something kind of like his music. He warns us about this in the opening. It is my first Jimmy Buffett book. I am a loyal fan of his music, and I wanted to hear his stories too. Overall, it was clean humor, and will appeal to children. I plan to check out his other books, just because he is Jimmy Buffett!

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